You see, Vladimir Putin now threatens THE ENTIRE CIVILLIZED WORLD and shit and... um... we need... like... LOTS OF NEW AIRCRAFT CARRIERS, F-36s, NEW CRUISE MISSILES, NEW LASERS IN SPACE... ELON WILL LAUNCH EM... AND UH... YEAH, NEW NIMROD CLASS NUCLEAR SUBS AND HYPERSONIC TORPEDOES AND SHIT.
BECAUSE... YEAH... CRAZY!