Anders

My grandson asked if Santa will escape from London prison too

Wanker !

Apparently, research has shown that even chimpanzees can add single-digit numbers https://www.science.org/content/article/monkeys-can-do-math Nuff said ?

Terrified !

Possibly because the ICC have been 'bought' too ?

Where is Cromwell when you need him ?

That picture explains everything we need to know

And here I am believing that it was only 3 weeks to flatten the curve. What an asshole I've been ! Never mind !

Yup. Died WITH omicron

Wow. That's a novel way to get your name into the Guinness Book of Records

Coincidence ?

Vitamins C and D (loads of) to start. Lemsip, Ginger can help

And they are telling us to follow the science, ffs

What about Gove ? He seems intent on plan C

Wankers ! All of 'em !

IMHO, the problem here is that I'd imagine some of those wearing a mask actually agree totally with him but wear the mask so they don't get a financial penalty ( or threat of ). It's sometimes a case of 'f*cked if you do and f*cked if you don't'. I admittedly have no immediate solution but, ... just saying. Maybe a full-on national strike to bring the country to a halt, but then, is there the 'appetite' ?

Reminds me of this:

Another wanker

And here I am supposed to believe that this new variant is milder than the previous ones. Never mind. Stupid me ! Seriously though, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, more bollox

"Two vaccine doses don't stop you getting serious Omicron / CV issues but getting the additional booster WILL" Society's reluctance to get the booster ...................... thus the above. What a bunch of pathetic amateur manipulators !

The headline in no way represents the contents of the article itself. Same ol' bollocks !

Wanker !

Just a Bunch of wankers !