Anders

My grandson asked if Santa will escape from London prison too

Wanker !

Apparently, research has shown that even chimpanzees can add single-digit numbers https://www.science.org/content/article/monkeys-can-do-math Nuff said ?

Terrified !

Possibly because the ICC have been 'bought' too ?

Where is Cromwell when you need him ?

That picture explains everything we need to know

And here I am believing that it was only 3 weeks to flatten the curve. What an asshole I've been ! Never mind !

Yup. Died WITH omicron

Wow. That's a novel way to get your name into the Guinness Book of Records

Coincidence ?

Vitamins C and D (loads of) to start. Lemsip, Ginger can help

And they are telling us to follow the science, ffs