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AdvaitaV

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  1. Gung Hei Fat Choi my dear Lao Tzu! I am fairly new here too but have read David Icke's materials since the beginning. Just to let you know there is a thread on the census at https://forum.davidicke.com/index.php?/topic/16071-uk-census-21-march-2021/&tab=comments#comment-241943 .
  2. Finally, piss yourself non-chalantly. Wipe your fingers over your wet crotch whilst reaching out and asking for another form to replace the one Tizer ate. Ask also to borrow a quill or, failing that, at least a pen. Remind him that the Marquis de Sade, whom you admire deeply, wrote much of his erotica using a mixture of his own blood and faeces whilst imprisoned. Ponder aloud what HIS census form might have looked like. Ask if you think your newfound inability to detect trannies by smell is possibly a sign that you have the deadly Moronavirus. Ask him/her/it if they wouldn't mind testing you "while they are there" as you have got cotton buds in the larder "just like the ones on TV/the tube". Ask why they want all this personal information about you and your family and how you would know they are not actually a potential sex attacker. If they appeal to the authority of their badge, challenge them to prove they didn't print and laminate it themselves. Ask them for some quid pro quo on the old information exchange like their partner's place of work and job title. Tell them you will only use the information to meet heir partner at work to verify THEIR identity. Ask again if they are sure they aren't transgendered or at least wandering through a dream that they are not when in waking consciousness they actually are. Ask how come they are not locked down. If they say that they are essential workers, ask them could they not just post the forms out.....
  3. Upon noticing the badge, do NOT allow him/her/it to have a chance to speak before you sheepishly ask if he is here about the noisy dogging/Satanic ritual. If he says no, winkingly acknowledge that they all say that and that his/her/its secret is safe with you. Do NOT allow him to steer the conversation back to the census. Keep talking about dogging and self-flagellation whilst eyeing his/her/its crotch. Enquire if they are transgendered. If they say no, explain that it's getting harder to tell and you can no longer tell by smell alone as your medication withdrawal is having curious effects, even to the extent of making Piers Morgan look shaggable. (Suggestion: Use Katie Price if you are yourself female).
  4. Suggest that, while a census form MAY have arrived at your address, you have not taken receipt of it yourself as you have a ravenous dog within who you personally suspect may be slightly apeshit and possibly COVID positive. Offer to show the official the dog as "evidence" of your claim. Tell him the dog "won't touch him". Smirk as you do so. (Optional: have home-schooled kids primed to make wolverine like noises upon hearing you say a codeword at the door. ("Custard Creams" is my personal suggestion but it is also my personal safe word during Friday night "Boom Boom" time. (With my own wife. I'm not a COnservative, FFS!).
  5. Interesting thread. I was just sitting down to look into the whole census malarkey and naturally looked here first ;-) A few thoughts in no particular order: I am a sovereign living human. What the hell are you asking me all this crap for and what LAWFUL (as opposed to "legal") reason could you have for wanting it from me? I do not contract with tosspots. I am beyond the stupidity of your small-minded blinkered constructs of who or what you think I am. Thinkest thou that having a census during a plandemic with a prison mentality (Problem-Reaction-) "Solution" running concurrently is just a coincidence? If anyone feels the need to fill in the form, remeber that they will usually ask you to state who is in your house on the DAY of the census. Why not get a critical mass of people to all include Dominic Cummings as being present? He does get around during lockdowns after all. LOL. Other candidates would be Martin Bormann, Lord Lucan, Enoch (whom God "took") etc. etc. Liked Allya's response above. Answer idiots at your door with idiocy in kind. Insist they also keep their social distance if they do call and then claim that you can't hear them as you have poor hearing and have been locked down with a shit load of alcohol and Custard Creams. Ask them if they are Jehovah's Witnesses. If they say no, ask them if they'd like you to show them the way to being one. If they decline your kind offer, suggest a Custard Cream instead. If they ask you to complete it online, tell them your computer has a REAL virus but you can't get a technician to call as they are all locked down because of a make-believe one. You don't own a phone with internet capabilities (absolutely true in my case.... best "sacrifice" I ever made). Ask them continually to speak up and to wear a mask then complain you can't hear them through the mask at distance. If they speak louder, ask them to stop threatenng you simply because you aren't transgendered! Etc.! Etc.!
  6. AdvaitaV

    A HUMOUR THREAD

    Its not the size of the dog in the fight.... etc... etc... Breathe in positivity. Breathe out smallcockitis! LOL! You have to laugh. Small cock Cruisey compensates by being a big dick!
  7. AdvaitaV

    A HUMOUR THREAD

    It doesn't bother me that my wife's ex had an 11 inch cock. I mean the joke's on him. He probably can't even get boxer shorts that fit!! Ha! Ha! The poor sod!
  8. AdvaitaV

    A HUMOUR THREAD

    His cock must be SOOOOOOO SMALL! ;-)
  9. Apologies if this has been posted before.... https://www.brighteon.com/f1744121-2ab9-40e4-b138-261fd86ffd16
  10. Fucking AMAZING! Ha! Ha! HA! Try this....
  11. Fantastic find. Deserves to be disseminated widely.
  12. https://helpfreetheearth.com/News_1600/news1714_songbird.html
  13. AdvaitaV

    A HUMOUR THREAD

    Still like the classics too....
  14. AdvaitaV

    A HUMOUR THREAD

    Still wiser than the official story...
  15. AdvaitaV

    A HUMOUR THREAD

    New to forums and posting... Hope this link works. Just try getting this song out of your head for the next five days (at least!)....
  16. Hi, I'm New to the forums here but not the site and certainly not to Mr. Icke who I have been following since the beginning. If I don't know how things work... patience please ;-) I just signed up to share the following two items from the MSM.... Singapore today, here tomorrow. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-54792187 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-54797917 Copy and paste the links. I clearly don't know how this works. Maybe someone can make them clickable?
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