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  1. And for all you England fans, here is the new squad anthem which I give to you for free from my own magnanimity... Listen and learn. You'll be humming it for weeks....
  2. Apologies if this has already been posted. https://rumble.com/vg3drt-urgent-5-doctors-agree-that-covid-19-injections-are-bioweapons-and-discuss-.html
  3. https://rumble.com/vg3drt-urgent-5-doctors-agree-that-covid-19-injections-are-bioweapons-and-discuss-.html Apologies if this has already been posted.
  4. Nice riposte to Sheepy the Shill ;-)
  5. Absolutely brilliant, man! Stunningly accurate!
  6. https://www.swfinstitute.org/news/85704/darpa-displays-human-implant-microchip-that-can-detect-viruses
  7. https://helpfreetheearth.com/News_1600/news1746_philip.html
  8. Ninteen Eighty-Four is my absolute favourite book. You should read/re-read Brave New World and just try not to see it all around you right now! One aspect of Nineteen Eighty-Four that should wkae pople up is the fact that Orwell's Ministry of Truth is based on his own experiences working for the BBC
  9. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXsY2r1_9C0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKR1rrjvq-I
  10. Apologies if this has already been posted.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeCwwYjf8gw
  11. Apologies if this is already posted somewhere... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeCwwYjf8gw
  12. Re: the day-long LBC passport for a pint horseshit.... Here's a thought... Why don't you all just stay home and drink your Victory Gin in fromt of your telescreens like the pathetic sheep you are?
  13. David Bowie Lyrics "Kooks" .... And if the homework brings you down Then we'll throw it on the fire And take the car downtown MY (unquestionably original) lyrics .... And if the census brings you down Then we'll throw it on the fire And take the car downtown
  14. Apologies if this has already been discussed previously, but would anyone have a link to the ingredients of the CureVac vaccine? Whilst not taking bullshit vaccines for a fake disease myself, I do know a local representative in NI who says he wouldn't touch any vaccine with or made from aborted human fetal material. He has been "informed" that the CureVac vaccine has been made without the aforementioned. Whilst I personally would think the mRNA element should scare of any true pro-lifer (as opposed to a "fetal rights only Pro-Lifer"), I'd love to furnish him with any available information as I recognise through communicating with him that, while he still believes there is a real virus in spite of all evidence to the contrary, he would not on "ethical" grounds take anything with a link to abortion/aborted fetuses. This is religious NI remeber ;-) He is fairly influential in his community and a few less vaccinated people for whatever reason is worth the effort. Perhaps. Not entirely convinced. But still.
  15. Strange. My computer has an in-built bullshit filter too. Good old Spectrum Ever since I started putting psilocybin mushrooms in its floppy drive every morning, it refuses to compute crap and the screensavers are A-mazing!
  16. Hi, I'm a bit late at taking part in this thread so I probably ain't going to read it from the start. I am no scientist, but I was thinking along the lines of the above myself... Would love to hear or read someone with a scientific bent on this if they haven't already done so here on the thread. Any pointers to such info would be much appreciated.
  17. Hi LT. Replied to you on the other thread and sent you a link to https://forum.davidicke.com/index.php?/topic/16071-uk-census-21-march-2021/&tab=comments#comment-241943 I think it should be treated with the derision it deserves. If we can get enough people to put it where it belongs, we might even develop the "critical mas" for a fat-berg that blows Downing Street sky-high ;-)
  18. Gung Hei Fat Choi my dear Lao Tzu! I am fairly new here too but have read David Icke's materials since the beginning. Just to let you know there is a thread on the census at https://forum.davidicke.com/index.php?/topic/16071-uk-census-21-march-2021/&tab=comments#comment-241943 .
  19. Finally, piss yourself non-chalantly. Wipe your fingers over your wet crotch whilst reaching out and asking for another form to replace the one Tizer ate. Ask also to borrow a quill or, failing that, at least a pen. Remind him that the Marquis de Sade, whom you admire deeply, wrote much of his erotica using a mixture of his own blood and faeces whilst imprisoned. Ponder aloud what HIS census form might have looked like. Ask if you think your newfound inability to detect trannies by smell is possibly a sign that you have the deadly Moronavirus. Ask him/her/it if they wouldn't mind testing you "while they are there" as you have got cotton buds in the larder "just like the ones on TV/the tube". Ask why they want all this personal information about you and your family and how you would know they are not actually a potential sex attacker. If they appeal to the authority of their badge, challenge them to prove they didn't print and laminate it themselves. Ask them for some quid pro quo on the old information exchange like their partner's place of work and job title. Tell them you will only use the information to meet heir partner at work to verify THEIR identity. Ask again if they are sure they aren't transgendered or at least wandering through a dream that they are not when in waking consciousness they actually are. Ask how come they are not locked down. If they say that they are essential workers, ask them could they not just post the forms out.....
  20. Upon noticing the badge, do NOT allow him/her/it to have a chance to speak before you sheepishly ask if he is here about the noisy dogging/Satanic ritual. If he says no, winkingly acknowledge that they all say that and that his/her/its secret is safe with you. Do NOT allow him to steer the conversation back to the census. Keep talking about dogging and self-flagellation whilst eyeing his/her/its crotch. Enquire if they are transgendered. If they say no, explain that it's getting harder to tell and you can no longer tell by smell alone as your medication withdrawal is having curious effects, even to the extent of making Piers Morgan look shaggable. (Suggestion: Use Katie Price if you are yourself female).
  21. Suggest that, while a census form MAY have arrived at your address, you have not taken receipt of it yourself as you have a ravenous dog within who you personally suspect may be slightly apeshit and possibly COVID positive. Offer to show the official the dog as "evidence" of your claim. Tell him the dog "won't touch him". Smirk as you do so. (Optional: have home-schooled kids primed to make wolverine like noises upon hearing you say a codeword at the door. ("Custard Creams" is my personal suggestion but it is also my personal safe word during Friday night "Boom Boom" time. (With my own wife. I'm not a COnservative, FFS!).
  22. Interesting thread. I was just sitting down to look into the whole census malarkey and naturally looked here first ;-) A few thoughts in no particular order: I am a sovereign living human. What the hell are you asking me all this crap for and what LAWFUL (as opposed to "legal") reason could you have for wanting it from me? I do not contract with tosspots. I am beyond the stupidity of your small-minded blinkered constructs of who or what you think I am. Thinkest thou that having a census during a plandemic with a prison mentality (Problem-Reaction-) "Solution" running concurrently is just a coincidence? If anyone feels the need to fill in the form, remeber that they will usually ask you to state who is in your house on the DAY of the census. Why not get a critical mass of people to all include Dominic Cummings as being present? He does get around during lockdowns after all. LOL. Other candidates would be Martin Bormann, Lord Lucan, Enoch (whom God "took") etc. etc. Liked Allya's response above. Answer idiots at your door with idiocy in kind. Insist they also keep their social distance if they do call and then claim that you can't hear them as you have poor hearing and have been locked down with a shit load of alcohol and Custard Creams. Ask them if they are Jehovah's Witnesses. If they say no, ask them if they'd like you to show them the way to being one. If they decline your kind offer, suggest a Custard Cream instead. If they ask you to complete it online, tell them your computer has a REAL virus but you can't get a technician to call as they are all locked down because of a make-believe one. You don't own a phone with internet capabilities (absolutely true in my case.... best "sacrifice" I ever made). Ask them continually to speak up and to wear a mask then complain you can't hear them through the mask at distance. If they speak louder, ask them to stop threatenng you simply because you aren't transgendered! Etc.! Etc.!
  23. Its not the size of the dog in the fight.... etc... etc... Breathe in positivity. Breathe out smallcockitis! LOL! You have to laugh. Small cock Cruisey compensates by being a big dick!
  24. It doesn't bother me that my wife's ex had an 11 inch cock. I mean the joke's on him. He probably can't even get boxer shorts that fit!! Ha! Ha! The poor sod!
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