Morph

Use them more wisely- the Earth is a planet.

Yes. It really is, but there was delay. Maybe you heard an edited version. The internet is not a radio signal and you probably don't have the same size receiver. High frequency radio and great big dishes to send and receive - works fine.

It doesn't. Is this a competition for how stupid one can be? You win hands down. That is a Lunar phase and is a result of incoming Solar light. This one is caused by the Earth moving in front of the Sun's path to the Moon - Can you explain THAT?