Dragon Slayer

Alexander Boris De Pfeffel never wanted a peace deal between Ukraine and Russia. It's the money, stupid.

Went to a Portugese restaurant last night and ordered some Calamari. After waiting over 2 hours,I asked what is taking so long? The waiter replied "Well,for the best taste we cook it from live, but it keeps turning the gas off". A 7 year old boy walks in on his mother towelling off after a bath. "Mum, what's that between your legs?" Thinking on her feet, she responds"Why that's where God hit me with a golden axe" "Fuck me", replies the son, "right in your cunt, I bet that hurt".

Netanyahu was on Ready Steady Cook Israel recently. He made a big apple crumble.

A boy was upstairs playing on his computer when his grandad came in the room and sat down on the bed. "What are you doing?", asked the grandad. "You're 18 years old and wasting your life! When I was 18 I went to Paris, I went to the Moulin Rouge, drank all night, had my way with the dancers, pissed on the barman and left without paying! Now that is how to have a good time!" A week later, the grandfather comes to visit again. He finds the boy still in his room, but with a broken arm in plaster, 2 black eyes and missing all his front teeth. "What happened?", he asked. "Oh Grandfather!", replied the boy. "I did what you did! I went to Paris, went to the Moulin Rouge, drank all night, had my way with the dancers, pissed all over the barman, and they beat the crap out of me!" "Oh dear!", replied the grandad. "Who did you go with?" "Just some friends, why? Who did you go with?" "Oh!" replied the grandad. "The SS.

Macnamara. Sorely missed. A legend.

Scar around throat?

When you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change.

Amusing video on Cloward-Piven Strategy

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