Scott Kirkland

Taking a nice clean dump.

Yes I do, Though the Hypocrisy by Britain and America bitching about China wanting to grow is my problem.

Britain and America has spent the last couple of centuries building their own empires. Now China wants to build its own. The other two are outraged, scared of a bit of competition.

The police say they hacked a encrypted messsaging app that criminals use. They say they arrested about 750 criminals in 1 day in a huge operation.

The Democrats vote with Republicans on most bills. The DNC love Trump. They can just complain about Trump being the problem while voting along with the Republicans to keep their big donors happy.

We work hard, we play hard,

I would think wearing a mask for long periods, Breathing back in some of the Carbon Dioxide you breathe out, would end up making you ill. I could be wrong.

The British empire causing trouble, Cutting up Countries and drawing borders, Sometimes by people who had never set foot inside of a Country before drawing up it's new borders. It has caused nothing but trouble.

The next war would consist of Countries try to destroy each others communication, Military defence, satellites, Nuclear Missiles would be useless without GPS,

When she was home secretary Teresa May's office helped Libyans in the UK go to Libya and help fight against Gadaffi. They were brought back to the UK after the Gadaffi murder on British military ships.

I think she knew Maddie was given sedatives to sleep, Accidential overdose, well to do parents = Strange government cover up

ET comes to destroy Earth, Only to find humans are doing everything we can to destroy the Earth.

Sending us a sign we can only see from the air. ET takes time to come to Earth but only turns a field into a giant spirograph board, In a language not known to us, Could be a message of hope, Could be a warning of a threat to Earth,

We only hear about God's side of the story, It could turn out to be the very first propaganda job, Lucifer might be the good one, He only punishes the evil, God on the other hand would be classed as a sociopath, with narcassistic tendancies, Making sure the only work he does is telling television preachers that, He needs them to buy bigger private jets, God also wants the preachers followers to pay for it, If the bible is to belived God threatens all humans with genocide if he thought humans did not love and worship him enough, set his son Jesus up to be murdered "to prove he loves us" "Jesus was given the power to be a good listener, unconditional love, A noble trait, but next to useless in a life or death situation. Watches on as war is fought in his name, God may have created Lucifer use as a patsy in case Jesus shows up on Dr Phil, talking about his father getting his virgin mother pregnant. And pre-booking every motel, and inn room in advance so Joseph could not provide Mary any comfort in childbirth. Jesus was exited to get a message from his father, Telling Jesus to tell everybody that he is the king of the Jews. He was led to belive this would be great news. Also getting rid of the money changers "Bankers" from the temple, So Jesus and his crew went to the temple overturned the money changers tables took the money and told them, It is written, My house shall be called the house of prayer; but ye have made it a den of thieves. Don't you know who my dad is, "Now get the fuck out" allegedly for legal reasons. So Jesus passed on his message like a good son, He was taken aback by the negative response to his news. His super listening powers were weak against the kill him responses from a minority he heard. Shouts of you arrogant prick, Your dad's a wanker bemused the son of God. But still he carried on loving without condition listening to any problem. The problem he ignored was that, the current king was a bit of a drama queen. King Herod the great, the brutal Roman king who orderderd a massacre after being asked about "the one" King of the Jews, Jesus was warned that King of the Jews job was already taken. After seeing a drunken Jesus wearing a robe with I'm the king of the Jews, "Herod is a douchbag" sewn onto the back, He ordered the execution of Jesus. As a extra bit of evil, Joseph, Jesus step-dad owned a thriving wooden cross company, Was given the job to build a special cross. Which he unknowingly built. Jesus was at his supper party with his apostle's and "Who they called cock block" Mary, When a crowd arrived to arrest Jesus. Earlier that night Jesus recalled Judas referring to the night as the last supper, and became suspicious, At that moment Jesus says to Judas, I know it was you and it breaks my heart. As Judas kisses Jesus and calls him Rabbi to signal to the crowd. Jesus says you fucking Judas, Mary picks up a knife and stabs Judas in the back, telling him "Epstein did not kill himself". A threat in any language. The day of the exuction as Joseph looked up proudly at his cross, He forgot he also supplying extra long nails. As Jesus in placed up on the cross he tells the condemmed man next to him, Don't worry we will go to paradise. I know the guy who owns it. As the nails are hammered into his hands Jesus smiles, and Shouts "I will see you fuckers at the ressurection" I'll be back in three days. during the long agonising crucifiction Jesus thought God my dad is a dick. And thinks I know you are watching this shit. As that bell end soldier drove his spear into Jesus body. Jesus whispered you owe me money for 18 bottles of wine I made for you. And then taking his last breath, he heard Harod shout "Who is king of the Jews now?" Three days later a now angry Jesus woke up in a dark cave. It turns out he has the superpower self healing. With super strength, A huge rock in the mouth of the cave is moved. In suspense a huge crowd has come to see if Jesus had returned. Out of the darkness a figure appears it's Jesus and he looks ripped, all wounds healed. He proclaims Lucifer brought me back. Lucifer and God are the same person. He suffers from Dissociactive identity disorder. The loneliness of being God Almighty made his mind split into two seperate entities. While God created the Heavens and the Earth on day one. Then said to nobody, I can't see anything I should of created light before I started working on anything else. A couple of facts in my story may be slightly inaccutate. Also some I found misreading all of Dan Browns Da Vinci code books, Also a lot of it is passed on information from generation to generation, from eye witness accounts from people who translated the translations of unreadable ancient text, written by witnesses who wrote about their findings of long forgotten invisible crude carvings in a cave where allegedly A Mr Jesus Scott Christ, Had carved king of the Jews waz ere, along with evidence that somebody had stayed in the cave for three days before some sort of ressurection type event photographic evidence of these carvings was said to of exsisted untill, A Mr God Christ allegedly took out a court injuntion to stop those pictures ever becoming public, to respect the familys privacy. As they wished to remain anonymous.

I think the paramedic felt no pulse, the guy was already dead, But also noticed the angry crowd who knew the poor guy was in real trouble. He might of thought the bad situation would of kicked right off, He wanted no part of the bullshit the scumbag cop created.

Israel could of been set up in any desert, there is plenty of space, Instead it was just dropped on top of the poor Palastinians.

Was it her arse cheek?