Mr H

An old story... At some point in life, a man who had previously been a great sinner has spiritually awakened and started to preach the word of God. He believed that he was inspired by the Lord Himself. So he dies, and meets St. Peter. - Saint Peter, I need to see God. - Why? You were an okay guy, we won’t send you to hell. - No, I really need it. I need to ask Him one question. St. Peter shrugs his shoulders and brings him in God’s Presence. The man asks: - My Lord, tell me, did I understand my destiny well? Was it to carry Your word? God is silent. - Please tell me! - Do you really want to know? - asks God. - Yes, I long to know, I crave for this knowledge, I implore you! - Okay, okay. Do you remember how you travelled by train from Samara to Syzran’? It was forty-seven years ago. - Yes! - Do you remember how you went to the dining car? - Yes! - Do you remember how your neighbour to the left asked you to pass the salt? - Yes! - This was your destiny. You were born to pass the salt to this person.

This is best dance tune of all time. The lyrics are phenomenal and make me lolz everytime

This one made me do a small sex wee.

Was reading the newspapers at lunch. And yes some people probably think I'm a bit strange or whatever...... But fuck me. I mean FUCK ME. Boy are we living in some fking clown world.... Honk honk!

And where do u buy yours?

Ok thx mate. Will investigate little more.

Normalizing porn. Advice in the guardian on how to speak to kids 10 years and up about porn.. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2025/sep/08/parents-porn-talk-kids

It's really rare for me. But there's a few people in the world, where when I see their faces, I really would love to give them a lil slap Starmer is one, Greta another..... It's like an involuntary reflex...

I had to lolz at "old bat"

Can't stand him. Unfortunately that's the radio station they listen to st work. He was talking about long covid after. Just a mouthpiece

Oh deary me, how sad. How sad indeed... https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15078999/Boat-Greta-Thunberg-set-fire-drone.html Greta Thurnbergs boat has been set a blaze....

Yes. And accelerated after covid. If you think how much time people are spending being programmed by a screen I guess not surprising

I think as with most religions devout is very subjective.

Did I c that right? New home secretary, describe herself as a "devout Muslim. The center point of her life"

Jeremy vine such a prick on radio today. Going on about unfair arrests at Palestinian protests. Said in living memory never had so many soft arrests at a protest.. Yeah right mate...

Can u say a little more about creatine? What is it? What does it do?

When I spoke to professor, he said they don't make much money from domestic students. Profits come from foreign ones, hence why so many students

Ginger growler gone...

If yer name's not down, you're not coming in.. I told u twice!!

As a go too. You can't really beat a good chillie con carne