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3 hours ago, Human10 said:
So people wait in the queue to be sure Queen is dead. But how can they be sure if coffin is closed? Won't she start to stink?
27 minutes ago, Anti Facts Sir said:No way is there anything resembling a body inside that coffin. It's like an exhibition. A museum.
The whole Monarchy system stinks anyway, who's going to notice one more stink? I wouldn't imagine rotting lizard is a very pleasant stench anyhow, I do hope someone thought to remove that marmalade sarnie from her handbag!
Charles has just had a new Corgi boiler system fitted into Buckingham Palace, that should shut the yappy little bastards up! There's nothing worse than treading in dogshit, except maybe treading in great steaming dollops of lizard shit!
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5 hours ago, alexa said:
This is just shocking, is this what a salute is going to be from now on ?
In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is King!
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2 hours ago, CarpeDiem said:
You do have a point.
When Loppy Lugs starts to get fan mail from G.I. Joe Biden the shit will hit the fan, anyway, what good is a King who can't go out in high winds without being screwed into the ground like a giant wingnut?

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8 hours ago, legion said:
See the man behind her, he used to be one of my favourite actors, then he showed his true colours { NO PUN INTENDED } by imploring his fellow Americans to take the convid jabs, in my mind that makes him a Judas Goat, and now, I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire! How can he walk around with a name like FREEMAN whilst imploring other human beings to take the jab that will either kill them or make them zombie like slaves to the New World Order? He is nothing but a two faced Cock Womble!
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ANDREW IS TOTALLY DETERMINED TO APPEAR AT THE FUNERAL IN HIS VERY FAVOURITE UNIFORM, HERE WE SEE HIM PRACTICING HIS SLOW MARCH! GOOD JOB HE DOESN'T SWEAT, IT MUST BE WARM WEARING ALL THAT CLOBBER FOR HOURS ON END!
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On 9/10/2022 at 1:58 AM, oneantisworthtenofyou said:
Has anyone noticed how incredibly close to each other Charlies eyes are so much so i can't recall another face like it
is this some genetic trait of inbreeding over many generations?
MUMMY PAID HOW MUCH TO GET MY BROTHER PINOCHIO OUT OF TROUBLE??? AND ALL I GET FOR CHRISTMAS ARE SOCKS AND A SWEATER, TALKING OF SWEATER'S, HE'S COME UP SMELLING OF ROSES AGAIN, OH MUMMY, WHEN WILL YOU EVER LEARN?
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1 hour ago, sickofallthebollocks said:
Do we actually know, beyond a shadow of doubt, that he really is dead? He had money, and heavy political clout, plus a fair amount of blackmail footage I'd imagine! Maybe some poor sap took the drop for him, and now he's on some pedo island somewhere alongside McAlpine, Max Clifford, Grevile Janner etc. It seems funny how 'dying suddenly' seems to be a popular get out of gaol card these days!
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I've purchased my set of King Charles Coronation stamps, they're A4 sized, to accomodate the ears of course, but it's a set that will rise in value over the coming years! I also have in my collection a set of Princess Diana stamps, they were five pounds per set if you had the sticky backed ones, or ten pounds per set if you wanted to lick them yourself!
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43 minutes ago, Observations said:
Feck me gently, but it looks like Truss is wearing a truss in my opinion, stand up straight that girl, and wipe that lizard shit off yer lips, you're a disgrace to your party so you are!
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Has anyone considered it may have been the shock that killed her, when the big cheque she wrote for 'Prince Pinochio' recently, bounced like a rubber ball? I know that she had to take a course of Imodium because the team of 'Royal Arse Wipers' couldn't keep up with the amount of lizard cack they were dealing with, they were ferrying it away in great big bucketfulls!
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8 hours ago, HAARPING_On said:
Maybe she just took a "dicky turn" when she found out Liz Truss had got in...
HAARPING_ON = Do you find that funny?
WELL, I DON'T= I find it fucking hilarious
well said!!!!
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On 4/27/2022 at 10:20 AM, Bombadil said:
Marmite
On 4/27/2022 at 10:20 AM, Bombadil said:Marmite lovely, bring a big 'un, I'll get the bread and butter and something to spread it with!
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On 9/2/2022 at 3:31 PM, RobinJ said:
well, if you go to London nowadays all the young teens speak like ghetto rastas, so I think they would deffo get that ;-)
Nothing to do with this vid, but I just had to share this thought with you. I saw a homeless lad with no legs in a wheelchair begging, nothing funny there, but as he wheeled himself away I noticed he had a SKECHERS bag hanging off the back of his chair and sorry, but it struck me as funny!
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Stephen Fry I could rent him out to the sadists and perverts, or, maybe I'd bring Prince Andrew, let's see mummy buy him out of that situation! He might not get many pizzas, but by fuck, he'd sweat a lot when the Alpha males started gathering!
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On 8/27/2022 at 9:35 AM, sickofallthebollocks said:
So funny, love these sorts of surveys - would you trust any man to be completely honest about his penis size.
Apart from myself of course. I try not to show off too much with my 'very average' 1 footer.My willie is exactly eleven and three quarters long, but to be honest I don't use it as a rule anyway!
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His other one is at the cleaners!

















The Queen’s Death
in General Chat
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Starmer 'eh? the snidey git who let Loppy Lugs Windsor's mate Jimmy So-Vile walk all those years ago, a labour man who is a 'SIR'? should that be pronounced 'CUR'? it's not hard to see where his loyalties lie, is it?