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Steven Tansell

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  • Birthday 07/11/1948

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  1. I had a bargain today, I bought a false leg from a charity shop for just a fiver, my wife moaned, but I said 'hey christmas is coming up soon, this will make a nice stocking filler for someone'! She wasn't impressed at all! I bought it from AGE CONCERN and the nosey cow in the shop said 'how old are you'? I said I'm seventy four, why'? She said 'I'm just concerned that's all'!
  2. Wherever you look there seems to be loads of graffiti saying 'NOT MY KING'! I wonder, is it just a 'knee jerk reaction', or a 'let's jump on the bandwagon' or genuinely, a case of people waking up at last? Personally I think that the nearest Big Ears will ever get to 'KING' will be be by 'WanKING' he would be as good a KING as Boris Bunter was as a Prime Minister { or should that read PRIME MINCER'? At least 'Goat Legged Lizzie' died in her sleep of old age and not 'CONVID' like many thousands of other old folk around the world, at least that put's our minds at rest, which in itself is a virtual godsend! Her last words were apparently 'The only way that big streak of piss will ever be King is OVER MY DEAD BODY'! I wonder who's footprints they'll find on the oxygen tube?
  3. HOW CLOWN'S FACES HAVE EVOLVED IN RECENT YEARS!
  4. BRITAIN 2025 'YOU'LL OWN NOTHING AND BE HAPPY'!
  5. THE DUCHESS OF CAMBRIDGE PRACTICING HER VENTRILOQUISM!
  6. ' if the official figures are to be believed' There you go then, nail on the head time right there, if they told me it was raining I'd call my dog indoors to see if he was wet I'm too polite to call them liars, but, I would suggest that they, and the truth, are total strangers to one another! You can tell when a government official is lying, you can see his lips moving! It must be said though, they have very sexy voices, they talk like c---s most of the time by the way, the word c---s DOES NOT stand for the word clots
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