Ziggy Sawdust

It's not green cheese, but it might as well be. The Dutch national museum has said that one of its prized possessions, a rock supposedly brought back from the moon by U.S. astronauts, is just a piece of petrified wood. Rijksmuseum spokeswoman Xandra van Gelder, who oversaw the investigation that proved the piece was a fake, said the museum will keep it anyway as a curiosity. "It's a good story, with some questions that are still unanswered," she said. "We can laugh about it."

Mine reaches my knees..............if I fold it in half.

Never had you down as a balltard mate. This is the end of a beautiful relationship.

Earth is 70% water. Water is always level on its surface. No allowance for curvature is made in bridge and railway construction. The Panama Canal was built without any regard to curvature....As was the 102 mile long bridge in China. The earth is flatter than the flattest pancake in Flat Town, Flatsville. Deal with it.

Watch and learn. https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=ZzfaclhOUt0%3Fhtml5%3D1 Pro globe earth videos can be automatically embedded but Flat earth videos no longer can....Courtesy of You Tube. Now why would that be I wonder.

That's a bloke.

Someone pass the sick bag. "Andriy Yarmolenko sank to his knees, arms out, less in celebration it seemed than in exhaustion. His teammates surrounded him, their reaction less of joy than of something more profound. When the Ukrainian got to his feet, his mouth was tight as he tried to fight back the tears. In the end he could not, and as he walked back to his own half to restart the game, he wept openly. Even Aston Villa’s players applauded. “Goal for West Ham and Ukraine,” boomed the stadium announcer"

Time to start running my diesel car on sunflower oil.

Yarmolenko the Ukranian has just put West Ham in front against Villa in the 70th minute. Never plays, always on the bench, last scored about 10 years ago. Staged?....In the Premiership?.....Never.

We do seem to be caught up in a maelstrom of madness right now. Reminds me of the old variety act where a guy spins dinner plates on loads of 7 foot high sticks running around respinning the ones about to drop. I shall watch that video after dinner (just being served).

Now there's a surprise.