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    A HUMOUR THREAD

    Reminds me of the stifled laughter over the phone when I was asking for seehobann (Shevaun) And I'm english ffs. (although in my defence siobhan isn't an english name) It's ok to laugh, the worlds gone nuts.
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    Ey, she's proper dangerous indoors I can tell. I've met her sort thankfully I never married it but trust me, she's proper dangerous indoors.
  3. I can't see David collecting insurgents by way of a petition as hugo suggests however I have participated in and seen petitions disappear more than once. So I haven't bothered signing the latest. Does anyone here really think that two million signatures could persuade the authorities to let David travel? He is dangerous not because of his words but because of his actions. And his actions when understood could inspire others to follow.
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    Stretching humor there, but hopefully I can steer it back. I was out with Sheila and her kid one day in the park. Me and "Teeluck" as I called him (andrew) strayed a bit far toward the woods and we heard "COME BACK" yelled from the path. When we got back, Sheila told us "stay away from the woods, there's glue sniffers in there" I immediately shouted "BLUE SNIFFERS!" at the trees, and Sheila nearly had a heart attack on the spot. We never saw any though.
  5. Meh I'll tell anyone who'll listen, they haven't locked me up yet
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    A HUMOUR THREAD

    Look on the bright side NK. There's hope for us to get on a billboard if we agree to kiss. I'll try not to gag if you do.
  7. Couldn't watch all that made me feel sick and pleased. Pleased I feel sick from it. And here's another one I didn't watch all of came up in the recommendations, Have you noticed yet inspiration and innovation is dead through any form of art? Just recycling old talent nowadays hoping for a nostalgia hit from those who remember and a spark from those don't know better. It's the end of days fo' sho' so let dre and snoop flow
  8. Probably close enough yes. Not at my ear but around 2.5/3 feet away. That's not the first time I felt like I'm being programmed, dreams don't seem like dreams sometimes more like a conscious path that leads to crushing hope ultimately in different ways - to shorten the explanation. Ive woken multiple times feeling despair and it's affected my resolve. Still haven't bought a long black dress though. Looked like granny net curtains but in black.
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    A HUMOUR THREAD

    And I thought my posts were sometimes hard to fathom. To be fair, they still are.
  10. I'm kissing the pink to the left bottom pocket, eyeing the brown for diversity. But it's hard to angle brown in the next "ball of color" shot. Do I go for yellow, is it inclusive or is it racist? I hesitate, looking at blue and green. No social points for sinking those. The game hangs on me potting another red, and another ball of color. What to do now? OH MY GOD I FORGOT BLACK! I'M SAVED!!!
  11. There is already a subversive call to young people that encourages self doubt and instills in them a recommended allegiance to something sinister they're not properly meant to understand. That's been the case for decades already but now idiocracy is the template. Murder their loved ones as quick as possible with midazolam to avoid knowledge passing down, feed them tiktok 2 minute shite, expedite the plan because they know the more they push the greater the possible pushback. I had a dream the other day I dressed up like a goth chick, and I was ecstatic, I was asking for black lipstick to match my pale complexion and long black dress. This wasn't my choices I don't know where that may have came from I'm being attempted to being programmed. I woke up thinking WTF. I've lived a lot longer than the kids of today have though, and I can't see any hope for them to ask WTF like me. YES I agree things are ramping up to delete any opposition to the culling of dissent.
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    A HUMOUR THREAD

    Ah, I'll get my coat.
  13. If it wasn't confirmed before, it is now. And his mouth looks like a talking sphincter
  14. I should have mentioned Tom Owen too. Loved your dad in last of the summer wine, RIP So VR kills? lol have you got the balls to play? Maybe it's more like have you the reduced faculties to play. Anyway, seeya. Here's a demonstration of what your asking for playing this kind of horse piddle future weilders, exaggeration intended
  15. Bill did good losing it to depression on EastEnders while I still watched it RIP
  16. Well fuck me down, this I missed. I'm shocked and appalled I missed it, there's a few more days in a year? heavenly christ give me the strength blah blah This is like forgetting the clocks went back to me. I don't give a fuck. Scorpio here grasping his snake by the head and strangling it.
  17. Well you said loosely related, and I take the proverbial biscuit. Memento 2000 Triangle
  18. Ah come on SOATB. When Neo recognised upgrades early into Matrix Reloaded, having to use two hands despite his initial bravado, and then Morpheus managed to go toe to toe with them halfway into the film, you're saying you thought something was wrong? You think too much. Your brain never shuts up. Ok to the O.P, Look at V. 1983. I reckon David caught that and dreamed about it later.
  19. Just tried to put down NEGRO on the official scrabble app. It said it was illegal. So many words are being banned it's worth mentioning in this fucking woke madness. Oh my christ, my opponent might take me for a white male chauvinist holocaust denying jew hating racist hitler lover, if I put down a WORD. If I have the balls to write NEGRO, I must hate NEGROS. Fuckin Bullshit.
  20. As is. I was having an innocent conversation with a head sander/ sand header that I love and it got around to them hoping HUEL would rebuild another loved ones muscles. He's trying to recover from a broken hip at a late stage in life. And I mentioned Stallones upcoming movie Samaritan, and that he's on something better than Huel, and it's probably not moral.. 76 years old and he looks like he's deaging compared to 14 years ago.. I wondered if anyone could share a few useful links in case they remember the word adrenochrome and dare to have a look, or ask. They probably wont. https://huel.com/pages/is-huel-healthy-we-did-a-study-to-find-out
  21. I'm not angry, but that picture would have been taken better under a spoiler warning just to get prepared for it. I can't be the only one. Sad, weird to look at and upsetting when you're not ready for it. No offence intended.
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