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Mr Crabtree
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On 8/29/2022 at 3:20 PM, screamingeagle said:
Hoping to 'come out of the closet'? looks to me as if he got dressed in a very dark closet putting on anything he could touch in the dark, he looks a bit like Bilbo Baggins on 'Dress Down Sunday'!
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On 10/23/2022 at 12:15 AM, Dizza said:
Dont reptiles have just 2 toes? None of these clones are human.
I agree 100% give me a nice looking 'Cameltoe' anytime!
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On 8/28/2022 at 3:34 PM, Golden Retriever said:
'It's like his nan knitted it for this event!' F1 fans pour scorn on Lewis Hamilton's latest look
Fancy a cuppa? lol
His Nan is knitting him some 'Idiot Mittens' to go with it, remember those? they were joined together with a big string that went from one mitten, around the back of your neck and joined up with the other mitten so that you couldn't lose them! If you moved your hand away from your body the other hand shot up and punched you in the nose!
She was also going to knit King Charles some ear muffs, but due to her age, she couldn't get a mortgage for the large amount of wool she would need!
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9 hours ago, sickofallthebollocks said:
Congratulations, you're now a fully fledged London black cab driver curtesy of the Ant McPartlin school of safe driving!
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7 hours ago, legion said:
I was surprised to see warning signs for camels on out of town roads in Australia.
Seems that some escaped and successfully multiplied :0)
I read somewhere that the old miners used to use the camels and they escaped and bred feral offspring, we have feral Wallabies here in the U.K. in Derbyshire, feral parrakeets all around Stanstead airport etc. In Westminster a few roaming Neanderthals bred with local tribes and moved into politics where they soon became a pest species of epic proportions!
One of them, 'Boriscus Ginormous' bred with many different women over a period of years and now his progeny are everywhere!
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10 minutes ago, legion said:
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This is a lad from my local fishing club here in Sussex, he was concentrating on his selfie of him and the carp and never saw the camel until he felt his breath on his head !
The farmer who owns the lake has three camels
on his land as well as a herd of Alpacas! He also owns a campsite and apparently the animals are a popular attraction for the campers and their kids !
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54 minutes ago, webtrekker said:
I once lent Quasi a fiver. He said 'I'll pay you back when I get straight.' Still waiting ...
He asked me to lend him a tenner once, to buy Esmerelda some flowers to try and get her in a good mood and try to convince her to join a 'Swingers Club'
I said 'no, sorry, I haven't got it' and he turned quite ugly and took the hump over it and we never spoke for several years afterwards! It's just amazing how something trivial like that can put a person's back up! He became a postman for a short while but gave it up when he discovered his arms weren't long enough to reach into his bag for the letters! He was so lonely as a child, his mother had to tie a pork chop around his neck just to get the family Doberman to play with him. He was so ugly as a kid, he used to get sympathy letters from Joseph Merrick 'The Elephant Man'
I believe Quasimodo was also the inspiration behind that popular kiddie's toy, Mr. potato head! When he decided to propose to Esmerelda, he went into Burtons tailors and asked 'have you got a suit that'll fit me, off the peg'? The manager said 'I'll certainly look for you sir, but if we have, I'll sack the prat who made it'! Before he ever met Esmerelda he went out with Maisy Golightly who was quite his opposite number due to the fact that she had a hunch front as opposed to his hunchback, consequently her breasts grew out of her back rather than out of her chest Quasi remarked 'she isn't much of a conversationalist, but, she's jolly good fun to dance with'!
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Quasimodo got stopped by the police after being chased by a gang of schoolboys, someone heard him scream 'Fuck off, I HAVEN'T GOT YOUR FUCKING BALL' and phoned the Old Bill! The copper said 'what's that bulge in your trouser pocket'? Quasimodo said 'It's just a picture of my dad'!
The copper asked where he was going? and he replied 'I'm off to see a specialist about my hump'! A little later in the specialist's office the specialist said 'take off your overcoat, take off your jacket, take off your pullover, take off your shirt, take off your tee shirt, take off your vest'! The specialist looked and then said 'how long is it since you left school Quasi'? Quasimodo said 'thirty five years ago, WHY'? The specialist said ' didn't you ever wonder what had happened to your satchel'?
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Evil bastard, should have stuck to 'Bashing His Bishop' instead of abusing an innocent kid, this isn't meant as a joke by the way, I'm actually serious!
NEVER trust a Frenchman, NEVER, EVER, trust a French Roman Catholic, they're a bunch of bell ringing bastards!
Barman = 'which whisky do you want Quasimodo, White Horse? Johnnie Walker?, Jameson?' Quasimodo, pointing to the bottles ='The Bells, the Bells'!
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7 hours ago, Nemuri Kyoshiro said:
My grandad flew in Wellingtons during the war, but he had to change them for slippers because his feet kept slipping off the control pedals!
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On 11/5/2022 at 6:54 PM, Grumpy Owl said:
The difference is that up until this week, most people in the UK will have likely never heard of Richard Hall, because he has never enjoyed any 'high-profile' media attention up until now.
Richard Hall did his own investigations, and came to his own conclusions, he presented them as his own opinions rather than as 'facts'. You can either agree with his findings and opinions, or you can disagree with them.
That's how journalism is supposed to work But this is a quality now sadly lacking in mainstream media, which is nothing more than 'narrative enforcing'.
"This is what happened according to 'official sources' and anyone who says otherwise is lying"
I've always been a fan of Richard, and of Neil Sanders one of his regular guests, but there are a few of his guests who definitely are 'A sandwich short of a picnic'!
I particularly enjoyed the 'Jo Cox ' episode, which left a lot of questions unanswered as far as government and the police were concerned!
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On 10/27/2022 at 9:56 PM, legion said:
edit to add - by "this country" - l mean your average citizen - not the ruling war mongersFast forward 82 years from a country that 'had some bollocks' to a country who's 'leaders' etc are totally 'Full of Bollocks', they're so bent and twisted that when they die they'll have to dig their graves with a corkscrew!
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4 hours ago, Itsa said:
I will link to it here in case the op or anyone else wants to take a look.
We visited a lovely stone circle called the Drombeg Stone Circle near Glandore in County Cork, my wife is a 'touchy feely' type of person and ran her hands all over them! It was mid March 2010 and quite a misty morning and to be fair it did feel quite mystical just being there!
It was a grand holiday and we also visited Blarney Castle where I was held upside down in a type of shaft at the top of the castle so that I could 'Kiss The Blarney Stone'!
Luckily, I had a change of underwear in the car
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On 9/14/2022 at 12:24 PM, sickofallthebollocks said:
Remember Linda Lovelace? the actress famed for her role in the pornographic 'Deepthroat' movie? She played a woman who through some genetic accident was born with her clitoris sited at the back of her throat! Her Hollywood dentist is quoted as saying 'Linda had the best set of teeth I ever had the pleasure of coming across'!
That was way back in 1972 and I'm still trying to figure that one out!
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21 hours ago, sickofallthebollocks said:wHAT
What a pair of Vaginas
I was going to say, cunts, but decided that I'd be more diplomatic, more refined, softer in my language and more caring in my attitude to others, 
but, this pair of cunts show the average sheep mentality as far as I'm concerned! He would have been far funnier if he'd been pouring oil on her as he turned her gently on a spit with an apple in her mouth! How did I do?
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On 9/25/2022 at 3:11 AM, skitzorat said:
This 11M Est. population unauthorized immigrants (chart below) is a complete lie. My cousin who lives in the US said that the "official word" around the beginning of Obama years was that there were at least 20M illegals in America.
(Notice the way they frame the Title , emphasis on some insignificant decline over 10 years.... hmmmm, I wonder why they didn't include the data from 2017 from when the Trumpt came into office?
The U.S. unauthorized immigrant population rose rapidly from 1990 to 2007 before declining sharply for two years and stabilizing at 10.5 million in 2017. Pew Research Center’s most recent estimate is well below a peak of 12.2 million in 2007, but roughly triple the estimated 3.5 million in 1990.
Estimates of the number of undocumented immigrants living in the U.S. range from 10.5 million to 12 million, or approximately 3.2%–3.6% of the population.
I bet if they had polled Europeans during the 2015/16 era [which wouldn't have happened as it wouldn't have been "politically correct" (too racist)] despite the hordes of libtards that were welcoming their future rapists and murderers (for the cameras) the vast majority would have called it an invasion too!
"We were never asked"
America's immigration crisis laid bare: DailyMail.com's in-depth analysis reveals the impact of 4.9 MILLION illegal border crossings - Aug 27th.
While I can appreciate the politics of this mass-bussing of illegals from the border to DemonRat sh!t-holes, sorry, "sanctuary states" - but I feel it needs to stop as it's just facilitating moving masses of them further into the continent. We all know the leaders of those states/cities will just let them loose into the community. (with cash of course)
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Side note - the media bosses had to work Over-over-over time with the Hollywood propaganda etc to get the country in any mood to go to war and then proceed to destroy Germany and genocide their OWN people!! -
Even then, despite running on a 'keep out' platform during his reelection, Roosevelt (a commie who was surrounded with commie-inclined ilk) had to draft, (Wilson did the exact same thing too!)
https://exhibitions.ushmm.org/americans-and-the-holocaust/us-public-opinion-world-war-II-1939-1941
ETHNIC AMERICA: A HISTORY
Thomas Sowell
Basic Books, 1981Chapter Two
THE GERMANS
MORE THAN 25 million Americans are of German ancestry, This is more than for any other ethnic group except descendants of people from the British Isles, who originally colonized the country and who now number 29 million. Germans are the largest group to immigrate to America.
http://culture-clash.net/pages/features/features_articles/g8sowell.html
Sadly, all those over the top Charlie Chaplin parady's of the Führer had the expected effect.
The Greatest Generation - Thomas Goodrich
http://web.archive.org/web/20160416130043/https://www.thomasgoodrich.com/the-greatest-generation/
Heartbreakingly the specific anti-German HATE propaganda lasted well after the war - to this day even. Holocaust aside, when I think about it, before "diversity" was a thing throughout my growing up years 90s/10s - the "Bad Guy" in a film was always Aryan looking. Always!
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How does it compare to the 2015 EU immigration crisis?
And yet more recent data shows that that number has pretty much continued at pace for over 6 years. Perhaps not so much as a "peak "surge" like at the start, more ironed out across the whole year, but I've seen the boats across the Med. Sea live data, it's been an endless flood that is only now beginning to wash up on the shores of the British Isles.
I remember boyhood comics always showing the brave American soldiers killing 'Krauts' 'Squareheads' 'Nazi Sausage Eaters' etc the Americans were always depicted as clean cut all American heroes, whilst the 'Krauts' were always rough looking thug types! 'Brainwash 'em young' always seemed to be a good idea to the producers of these pulp comics I suppose! One big Hollywood star who killed many a 'Kraut' on screen was John Wayne, an all American hero, but if he'd been billed in the films under his real name of 'Marion Morrison' he wouldn't have been seen as such a super hero, he'd have sounded more like a branch of a well known supermarket!
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An old Yorkshire farmer who was well known for being tight fisted actually took his wife to the local cinema, and as she was paying for their seats, he saw a big wad of notes lying next to her feet. 'Quick, pick them up and hide 'em down your drawers before anybody see's you' he said. She did as she was told and in they went! As they came out of the cinema later on he said 'here pass me that cash' She put her hand down her knickers then said 'Oh Fred, it's gone, the money's gone Fred'! 'Gone'? he said 'gone, what d'yer mean it's gone, where's it gone'?
She said 'Oh, hang on, it must have been that lad sitting next to me, he must have had it'!
He said 'why the fu, why did you let him put his hands down yer drawers anyway'? She smiled and said 'well I didn't know he were a thief, did I'?
He took her to the local pub one night and the barmaid said 'd'yer like scampi Fred'? He said 'Oh yeah, I love all them Disney films'! The barmaid said 'how long have you two been married Fred'? He replied '38 years Mary, and when I married her, her dad promised me an old cow and five acres of land, and you know what? 38 years later, and I'm still waiting for the five acres'!
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KING CHARLES THE TURD LOOKS VERY HAPPY TODAY. Someone told him that old joke about the constipated mathematician, you know the one, the constipated mathematician who had to work it out with a pencil and paper!
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51 minutes ago, Bombadil said:
Hi. You do realise you can change your password. Should be an option when you sign in.
Yes I do now, but it's nice to be Mr Crabtree, I've signed a few books in my fishing club
and Interpol hasn't tracked me down yet, so there's a bonus right there
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Hi, I used to be Steven Tansell,
then I got this new computer over this weekend, going onto this one after my old one is like going from a bike to a Lamborghini
My old one was so old it had an outside toilet and the keyboard was in Roman Numerals!
Anyway, I tried to sign in with my old details, but it said my password wasn't the right one, etc, etc, and now I've become Mr Crabtree I've got to be approved by a moderator! Anyway, it's me, boring old Steve
, back in the fold, although I never really went away in the first place!
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Jordan Peterson
in General Chat
Posted · Edited by Mr Crabtree
I do, I believe it about as much as I believed our ex glorious leader Boris 'Lardarse' Johnson had it that time he was 'seriously ill' and not expected to live, in reality he was probably living it up big style { Fish finger sarnies all round please Waiter, 'oh wait, and a crocodile sarnie for Carrie, and make it snappy, off you trot' } on a beach in Israel with 'Princess Nut Nut'!