Mr Crabtree

There is a 2013 / 2014 film about the government cover ups of UFO sightings, and then their suddenly wanting you to believe in UFO's called 'MIRAGE MEN' it's an American UFO documentary written by Mark Pilkington and directed by John Lundberg, Roland Denning and Kypros Kyprianou! You know when politicians are lying to you, their lips move!

Resemble humans? There's hardly anyone LEFT ON THIS PLANET who resemble the humans I knew as a kid, I think the first one is Mick Jagger's illegitimate daughter, if I'm correct, then her mother used to lick the baby's lips and stick her to the shop windows to stop her wandering away whilst she went shopping!

EVERTHING is fake, from the smiles of our so called 'Celebs', {Twat and Dec are a good example}, to the so called 'Reality' shows, most if not all the bullshit or manipulated 'news' they blast out 24 / 7, to be swallowed wholesale by the 'sponge brained sheep who's 'Brains' soak it all up, whilst enjoying the 'Brain Candy' of untalented, no hoper, 'Celebs' and this next phrase winds me right up, 'National Treasures' such as Stephen Fry etc! Who decided he or any other Sycophant is a 'National Treasure'? certainly the nearest I ever get to this treasure is when I say to my wife 'Where the fuck did they dig this tosser up from'? that's about a split second before I press the OFF switch on the remote that controls 'The Idiot's Lantern'! I used to love nature programmes { interesting word that, 'PROGRAMME' } but the twice Knighted 'National Treasure' David Twatenborough, who's another manipulation guru in my mind, has soured me a bit! Sorry, rant over!

A man was lost in the Sahara Desert for four days after his Landrover broke down and he tried to walk back to civilisation. Suddenly he saw something shimmering in the distance and thought 'Oh no, it's just a mirage'! But as he staggered nearer he realised it was Santa Clause on his sled being pulled by the reindeers and he started to wave and he attracted Santa's eye and they came over to the distressed man. The man said 'Oh thank goodness you're here Santa, can you please help me, I'm lost'? Santa looked at him and said' 'YOU'RE fucking lost'?

Dale, it's just an absolute mystery, if only we knew a psychic, I know loads of psychos, but we really need to get hold of a psychic! I used to think my great granddad was a psychic because the story in our family was that he predicted, to the very second, when he was going to die It later transpired that he was a fake, and the only reason he knew when he was going to die, was because a judge had told him, and the day he was due to swing, the hangman had confirmed it too!

Today I read somewhere that she was identified by a Maxillofacial Surgeon, and, her dental records! Surely then, she must have had her faced re arranged somehow? either through a violent act by someone, or by smashing it into some heavy object like a rock, or an underwater tree root etc? If this was a fictional book she'd probably be a 'Jane Doe' from a distant mortuary, substituted to bring an end to all the conjecture and other outlandish theories, but of course, this is 'real life' and dramatic things like that don't happen, do they?

I loved this, and so did my Uncle Dalek!

Sloppy eater ain't he? Tomato ketchup everywhere! Where's yer bib? no pudding for you Little Jack Horner!

I've always said she uses that poor lad like another prop to further her 'career' She now sells her 'used' underwear suitably framed for £350 a go! She should be arrested and charged under the 'Trades Description Act' for fraud, she claims they're used, but she never wears knickers long enough to be classed as 'used' I bet she used to get called 'Yo Yo Knickers' when she was behind the bike sheds at school! She's been 'ENGAGED' more times than a lavatory door lock in a public toilet!

Yes mate, he did!

I once consulted a Psychic, I was about twenty or twenty one maybe Anyway, she said to me 'up until the age of fifty, you are going to get lots of disappointments in life, and you'll be wondering if you really are the loser that people say you are'? I said 'what happens when I'm fifty? will things get better for me then'? she said 'No, you'll always be a loser, but, by the time you reach fifty, you'll have gotten used to it'! Sadly, she was spot on!

Reginald D Hunter was talking to someone at a party when another man's name came up in conversation, Reggie said 'Man, he dead'! Some posh nosey cow interrupted and said 'Don't you mean, he died'? Reginald said 'yeah, first he died, now, he dead'! I love this man's humor!

Protection FROM bad people ?, more likely protection FOR bad people!

I just watched David Icke's vid 'The Normalisation of Insanity' obviously that beautiful 'lady' doesn't keep up with the latest inventions! A T.V. weather girl has now invented different coloured sanitary products , so that in the gloomy times, women, even real women, can look forward to a few brighter periods every month!

Perhaps it's a path that leads to 'Toad Hall'? but when the police searched it, it led to 'Fuck 'All', but my own personal opinion is, it's called a 'Tow Path' not because they led barge horses along there, but because, they towed the gullible public along there by their balls and their overriding need to somehow be involved in the entire fiasco!