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Mr Crabtree

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  1. 20 minutes ago, Observations said:

    Rishi Sunak is such a tiny weird little fella, and he crosses his legs like a girl 

    His brother is at Bristol university, well, I say at Bristol university, I mean he works at Bristol university, well, I say he works at Bristol university, I mean he's in the labs at Bristol university, well, I say he's in the labs at Bristol university, well, O.K. then, the truth is he's in a glass jar in the Biology labs and the first year students study him!🤔😳 🥴🤫

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  2. 1 hour ago, DaleP said:

     

     

    Manifestation. 😂

    According to 'Sussex Live' Brighton, Lancing Worthing and Chichester are going to be hit by sleet AND snow next week, as temperatures drop! I've emailed the Bishop of Chichester to remember us  all in his prayers next time he's talking to Head Office!🤭 I've fed the Huskies and greased the runners on our sled, AND applied to Deliveroo for an emergency delivery position during the horrific weather that's approaching, you can't leave people who are too idle to shit, let alone cook their own meals, dying of hypothermia and hunger, can you?🤔🤭

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  3. 21 hours ago, alexa said:

     

    It's no good playing hide & seek with you then 😅

    Talking about that, they found a man's skeleton in a cave in County Galway, they say it's been there since 1952, a local reporter asked how they could be so certain of that date?  A police spokesperson said because he was wearing a medal around his neck with the inscription 'IRISH HIDE AND SEEK WORLD CHAMPION  1951'!🤭

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  4. On 2/18/2023 at 6:07 AM, alexa said:

     

    They were keen enough to sell those 'HorseMeat Burgers' a few years back, anyone remember that 'mistake, 'error' or whatever they called it at the time in January 2013 when they were caught out? Tesco, Aldi and Iceland all had traces of horsemeat in their burgers! One of my burgers had so much horsemeat content it came second in the 12.30 at Aintree, 'Spicey Salami' won it, he romped home at twenty to 0ne { the other runners never even started out until ten to one!}🤭👍

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  5. My wife's friend said to me the other day 'you do know don't you that just because you and a few internet nutters think it's a govt con about Nicola Bulley doesn't make it true'?

    I said 'You do know don't you that just because you and a few million other sheep believe everything you hear and read, doesn't make it the truth either, don't you'? 🤭

    She never misses a soap, is a Twat and Dec fan, and an absolute fan of 'Call The Midwife' and that sort of 'Brain Candy'!

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  6.  

    19 minutes ago, Mr Crabtree said:

    There is a 2013 / 2014 film about the government cover ups of UFO sightings, and then their suddenly wanting you to believe in UFO's called 'MIRAGE MEN' it's an American UFO documentary written by Mark Pilkington and directed by John Lundberg, Roland Denning and Kypros Kyprianou! You know when  politicians are lying to you, their lips move!🤭

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  7. 39 minutes ago, alexa said:

     

    I remember reading something about this, here is a link to Serge Monast's script.

    https://allthatsinteresting.com/project-blue-beam-serge-monast

     

     

     

    There is a 2013 / 2014 film about the government cover ups of UFO sightings, and then their suddenly wanting you to believe in UFO's called 'MIRAGE MEN' it's an American UFO documentary written by Mark Pilkington and directed by John Lundberg, Roland Denning and Kypros Kyprianou! You know when  politicians are lying to you, their lips move!🤭

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  8. 3 hours ago, Truthblast said:

     

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    Resemble humans? There's hardly anyone LEFT ON THIS PLANET who resemble the humans I knew as a kid, I think the first one is Mick Jagger's

    illegitimate daughter, if I'm correct, then her mother used to lick the baby's lips and stick her to the shop windows to stop her wandering away whilst she went shopping!

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  9. 51 minutes ago, Truthblast said:

     

    10 years ago I would have regarded Blue Beam as "paranoid fantasy".

     

    I mean really? A fake ET invasion???

     

    But the World has changed so badly that it seems possible now...

     

    The people at the top are acting so strangely that I am willing to believe that they COULD pull a crazy stunt like Blue Beam.

     

    They seem determined to break away from God.

     

    That seems to be their guiding obsession.

     

    Blue Beam or a comparable global event may be what they need to reach this goal.

     

    The demolition of the World religions.

     

    Replacement with a fake man-made Technocracy religion of some kind.

    EVERTHING is fake, from the smiles of our so called 'Celebs', {Twat and Dec are a good example},  to the so called 'Reality' shows, most if not all the bullshit or manipulated 'news' they blast out 24 / 7, to be swallowed wholesale by the 'sponge brained sheep who's 'Brains' soak it all up, whilst enjoying the 'Brain Candy' of untalented, no hoper,

    'Celebs' and this next phrase winds me right up, 'National Treasures' such as Stephen Fry etc! Who decided he or any other Sycophant is a 'National Treasure'? certainly the nearest I ever get to this treasure is when I say to my wife 'Where the fuck did they dig this tosser up from'?🤢 that's about a split second before I press the OFF switch on the remote that controls 'The Idiot's Lantern'!👍 I used to love nature programmes { interesting word that, 'PROGRAMME' 🤔} but the twice Knighted 'National Treasure' David Twatenborough, who's another manipulation guru in my mind, has soured me a bit!  Sorry, rant over!😳

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  10. 3 hours ago, Truthblast said:

     

    Nicole had accidentally wandered to the North Pole and was really happy when she saw the rescuers on the Husky sled???

    A man was lost in the Sahara Desert for four days after his Landrover broke down and he tried to walk back to civilisation. Suddenly he saw something shimmering in the distance and thought 'Oh no, it's just a mirage'! But as he staggered nearer he realised it was Santa Clause on his sled being pulled by the reindeers and he started to wave and he attracted Santa's eye and they came over to the distressed man. The man said 'Oh thank goodness you're here Santa, can you please help me, I'm lost'?

    Santa looked at him and said' 'YOU'RE fucking lost'?🤔

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  11. 2 minutes ago, DaleP said:

     

    Another thing to think about.... if the body floated downstream but it surfaced elswhere, how did it get up there? Was there an increase of water level? Has there been a storm that washed up the body? I don't think so.....so how did it get up there?

    Dale, it's just an absolute mystery, if only we knew a psychic🤔, I know loads of psychos, but we really need to get hold of a psychic! I used to think my great granddad was a psychic because the story in our family was that he predicted, to the very second, when he was going to die😲 It later transpired that he was a fake, and the only reason he knew when he was going to die, was because a judge had told him, and the day he was due to swing, the hangman had confirmed it  too!😳 

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  12. 1 hour ago, Dagon44 said:

    Apparently she only be identified by her dental records who could know such rapid deterioration could happen in three weeks.

    Today I read somewhere that she was identified by a Maxillofacial Surgeon, and, her dental records! Surely then, she must have had her faced re arranged somehow? either through a violent act by someone, or by smashing it into some heavy object like a rock, or an underwater tree root etc? If this was a fictional book she'd probably be a 'Jane Doe' from a distant mortuary, substituted to bring an end to all the conjecture and other outlandish theories, but of course, this is 'real life' and dramatic things like that don't happen, do they?🥴🤔

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