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Mr Crabtree
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Pukin' giving Georgie boy a hand shandy, 'George, is that your weapon of mass distraction'? 'Yes Vlad, and the purple helmet on the end is there to stop your hand slipping off whilst you're giving me a 'Tommy Tank, oohh Vlad can I kiss you'?
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1 hour ago, Truthblast said:
I was in a pub a few years back and a bloke came in from the pub garden area to order another round of drinks. He looked at me and said 'There's a Jack Russell dog out there, with two arseholes'! I thought 'This I've just got to see'!
So, outside I went, and he was telling the truth, I saw George Bush, and Tony Blair drinking two pints of bitter, and Blair had a Jack Russell on a lead, sat at his feet!
His other dog, Cherie, was across the lawn on her hands and knee's, licking cat piss off some nettles
now I know where she got that face from! Mystery solved!
Cherie Blair dressed as a woman! I think that's the outfit Tony Blair wore when he got done for cottaging when he was a student and his nickname was 'Miranda'!
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1 hour ago, Truthblast said:
It proves to me that the American word 'Bush' meaning a C-nt, is spot on!
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15 hours ago, Anti Facts Sir said:
The same people pushing/funding the phoney war in Ukraine, and all the other Great Reset/New Normal/WEF bollocks no doubt.
The two arresting officers after doing their freezer training in the Iceland store freezers in order to acclimatise to the colder Russian weather! Ruby Murray {left} and her colleague Sally Forth are already getting their flight fares sorted with 'GO FUND ME' and within one week have already raised the staggering sum of £8.75p!
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On 3/14/2023 at 11:45 AM, SimonTV said:
Here is one for peter.
If the stage 3 propulsion fuel was so big, how did the tiny service module with its tiny propulsion fuel travel the same distance back from the moon with less fuel?
Intergalactic Uber mate
And, being downhill all the way back, they freewheeled some of the distance, an old and trusted fuel saving trick!
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I just watched David Icke' 'CLOWN OF THE WEEK' 'SIR' { spelled C.U.R. } 'ROD 'EM ALL' STEWART and DAME Elton John, what a pair of twats, two silly old men with millions IF NOT BILLIONS of quid between them, but not one single shred of decency anywhere in their dealings with the very public who put them up there on their lofty pedestals! They are a small pair of drips in a large ocean of 'Celebrity' Judas Goats leading their adoring public down the road to oblivion! 'TOOLS' by any interpretation of the word!
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47 minutes ago, peter said:
I bet he is Ozzie Osbourne comes to mind
One fucked up, but still very rich, Brummie!
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On 3/13/2023 at 7:29 PM, Steven Rainey said:
What's everyone's thoughts on the possibility that there going to push the ID thing on the public, using the immigrant situation as the reason we need one. The old hegilian dialectic, they created the problem as in flooding us with immigrants. There going to sell the ID as a way to be able to track down easier who's not meant to be here, and the people will go along with it
But, they ARE meant to be here Steven, they are part of the push to get us all on the I.D. scam, AND also the replacement stock in the New Utopia!
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On 1/29/2023 at 6:38 PM, alexa said:
Here we have this amazing guy who hunts down the hidden mysteries of India's Ancient Temples, here in this video he discovers a mysterious underground Temple with a door way that leads to somewhere, but where ?
We'd lived in our house for over twenty years and my wife decided she'd go through this door that she'd often walked past before, but had always been too scared to enter, so she took a deep breath and went in! She looked around and saw many wondrous and unnerving things, things like a cooker, a fridge, a freezer, a microwave, a washing machine and a sink, that was about four years ago, and she's never been back in there since!
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On 1/26/2023 at 8:23 AM, alexa said:
There was a story which I read a few years back where by this guy entered a folly building on some UK estate & fell down this hole landing up in a place which he thought was Australia.
This article is nowhere to be found now.
Another article which I can't seem to find now, was of this unearthed deep underground wall found near to the Vatican, depicting a painting of Snoopy on the wall.
Who the fuck is snoopy? d'yer mean Snoop Dogg?
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1 hour ago, Deca said:
but what did you think of the interview ?
I liked the vid, three proper genuine blokes and one total wanker!
Vobes only gets by on the sweat and hard work of others, he jumps on any bandwagon that'll bring in the shekels! The other lads are are genuinely concerned and standing their corner, they are spot on with what they are saying, but don't be fooled by Vobes, his deviousness is not too far removed from the likes of Alex Belfield! To be fair, Vobes doesn't watch telly, or so he says so that's in his favour I suppose? He's a smooth talker, but quite manipulative! On the subject of cities etc, York council are now trying to ban city centre disabled parking with the excuse that it's blocking off areas that the tourists want to see {and probably photograph}
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Does anyone remember '108 morris 108' with Morris Herman? I loved that bloke, he was so inoffensive, but still managed to get his point of view over
He died suddenly several years ago, but when he had his YouTube channel I sent him whatever I could afford each month. He had a wife and several young children and a few British pounds went a long way in Cambodia! He and I talked a lot and I remember him telling me once that he'd had a funny upbringing, he was brought up as a jew by a family that wasn't his family, and he discovered after all those years that he wasn't jewish after all! He was a very astute bloke with his finger firmly on the pulse of what was happening in the wider world!
He used to wear a variety of different hats that some scarecrow somewhere had rejected as too tatty
I really miss him and our chats an awful lot! R.I.P. Morris, you fought a good fight in your own particular way!
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16 hours ago, Deca said:
That Richard Vobes is a wanker, his 'Bald Explorer' channel was losing members so he jumped onto the covid hoax bandwagon. Before that he never mentioned anything controversial and we rowed about him moaning about old people, whilst most of his donations were coming from older people, I told him what I thought about that and he banned me from commenting! Watch a couple of his vids and you'll hear him dropping hints about needing this or that, he's as tight as a duck's arsehole, and that's waterproof! He's not the Mr Nice Guy he tries to come across as!
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On 3/12/2023 at 4:57 PM, Macnamara said:
spot on ally! Nice one: first degree initiation:
Scruffy fucker, I wouldn't have him in my gang, with that lead around his neck he looks like Nicola Bulley's dog sniffing around the caravan park gate!
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On 6/26/2020 at 2:55 PM, alexa said:
We all know it was faked, so why are we discussing it all again ?
Ireland are going to send men to the sun to see if there are other life forms there! The interviewer for the British Bullshit Corporation said to their spokesman Paddy McGinty
'surely the rocket and the astronauts would be instantly incinerated by the Sun's extreme heat'? Paddy McGinty replied 'Oh well, we've thought of that, they'll be going at night'!
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6 hours ago, LastOneLeftInTheCounty said:
Don’t worry about it!
Even though I’m slightly sensitive to tomatoes, chilli peppers and definitely tobacco, I’m still eating tomatoes! Love the flavour although eating them results in a bit of indigestion and a quesy feeling.
Used to enjoy my baccy too, American Spirit and Pueblo, fucks with my stomach so I’ve been quit since last November, vaping CBD isolate and super light nicotine salts now. Feel much better, inflammation is virtually non existent.
Had half a roll up last week, just for old times sake- tasted disgusting and made me feel like shit, glad I quit!Police car driving down the motorway, suddenly there's a knock on the driver's window, he looks over and there's a motorcyclist holding up a cigarette, copper winds down the window and the biker say's 'would you be having a loight sur'? The copper said 'oi mate, don't you realise how dangerous that is'? The biker replied 'No, it's alroight sur, oi only smoke two or three a day'!
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On 3/11/2023 at 4:53 PM, DaleP said:
and someone will say 'gives another of your testical goat' when they had a bit too much.
He lost his 'lucky rabbit's foot charm' so he looked for an alternative, ideal bottle opener and emergency 'cosh' if needed!
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On 3/11/2023 at 10:32 AM, Mr Crabtree said:
The crooked house pub, Himley near Dudley up for sale, another bit of history going now!
The Mug House in Worcester, the only pub I know that's in a cemetery, I wonder if they serve spirits?
They invented the 'Anne Boleyn cocktail', that's several tots of spirits and half a pint of Guinness in a pint glass, they call it 'The Anne Boleyn Cocktail' because the Guinness doesn't have a head on it!
On 3/11/2023 at 5:18 PM, DaleP said:I wouldn't buy a property round there. Obviously a massive sinkhole in the making.....
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22 minutes ago, Grumpy Owl said:
Because that is exactly what is happening! There is a slow invasion taking place on the south-east coast, with thousands of fighting age men (very few in the way of women or children) swarming across France and the rest of Europe, and NOBODY has any real desire to stop this happening, in fact there are groups facilitating this, and our own government is being far too soft by letting them in and putting them up in fancy hotels.
Yes, the language used might 'remind' her of pre-war Nazis, but the situation is completely different. And that is the same mistake that Mr Lineker made.
Genuine refugees and asylum-seekers would have found refuge or sought asylum in the first 'safe' country that they came to. Why travel across Europe - via a multitude of 'safe' countries - unless you're an 'economic migrant'? Also it was reported earlier this year that the majority of people arriving on boats from across the Channel were actually Albanians, from a country that is NOT a war-zone.
I don't like using these labels as such, but the 'woke leftists' are just doing what Orwell described in '1984' with regards to 'newspeak', alter the language, make people think about what they are saying, and word it in a way so as not to 'offend' people.
In the same way that they're trying to remove the words "illegal immigrant" from the vocabulary, to be replaced with some nonsense term like "displaced person".
Anyone on here read 'The Camp Of The Saints' by Jean Raspail written in 1973 and published in English in 1975? Basically it's about the invasion of France by 'asylum seekers' from the Indian subcontinent and other Countries overrunning the West. Frightening stuff with more than a vein of truth!
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I reckon I could get G.I. Joe Biden twerking, he just needs a set of jump leads attached to his bollocks and the other end attached to a truck battery, he'd twerk like a jerk and the smell of singeing grey pubic hairs would probably turn him on even more!
LET'S GO BRANDON, FLICK THAT SWITCH!
International court issue aresst warrant for putin, WTF
in Today's News
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Now, let me get this straight, did I just order a double vanilla cone with extra sprinkles? or did I order a nuclear strike on Moscow? can someone turn the auto cue on please? oh, this is so confusing!
Can someone call the President and ask what's going on?, and can someone answer that goddam phone? What's the President's name again?' 'It's Joe Biden sir'! 'Wow, what a coincidence, I think that's my name too, well I never, what's the chances of that happening 'eh'? 'Tell the man not to go too steady on those sprinkles please'!