Mr Crabtree

Well put, we do indeed live and learn, I used to visit Varna road, in Balsall Heath the red light district of Brum where a few of my workmates { we never had colleagues then, only workmates} lived, and we used to visit a few pubs and shebeens { illegal drinking houses } and I'd end up blathered and wake up on a settee or even the floor in some black man's living room. The older West Indians I worked with were a great gang and full of devilment and there was never any serious threats as such, just the occasional bloke who'd had a few too many pints, mouthing off, but, I learned to curb that aggression over time! Watching West Indians play dominoes in a pub could be a little disconcerting at first, they'd slam their dominoes down with such force, and shouting as if a fight were on the way, but that was just their style of playing! Those nights were where I got my passion for curried goat, Jerk Chicken and Jamaican Patties from! Good days, although you never fully appreciate them at the time, full appreciation is only in hindsight!

The same reason that we get Meercats with East European accents advertising car insurance, what better way to get the sheeple used to hearing foreign accents in every community across the U.K.? We're being replaced by new stock! IF they are thick enough to watch the 'soaps' they're thick enough to swallow this bullshit! Still, never mind 'eh? it'll soon be time to tune into the real world and watch National Treasures like Ant and Dec on the tell lie vision! I'm no racist, but I used to be, way back in the seventies, now I'm in my seventies and have more of a sense of how we're manipulated 24 / 7, Divide and Conquer is a powerful weapon in the hands of the elites, and they know how to wield it to perfection!

I truly hope we don't get more than one foot of snow, because I can only find one of my wellies! Hopping around on one foot, in the snow, isn't a great look, and it could be extremely dangerous too!

He got her cheap from a local 'Knacker Man' who was called into the stables to put a couple of nags down, Cami rolled her eyes at Charlie Chuckle, he picked them up, and rolled them back to her, then he told her she had a nice arse that reminded him of his Uncle Louie, and the rest is history!

I don't mean to sound rude mate, but 'Dildo Di' was just a posh spunk bucket, top drawer totty who put it about a bit, she had more pricks than a secondhand dartboard, enough cocks to make a handrail around the Isle of Wight! She may have been a demure young thing until she met Charlie, but once she was in the grip of the satanic lizard spawn she grew up very quickly! These so called ' National Treasures' people like her, and Stephen Fry, Ant and Dec, Paul O'Grady, James Cordon, Simon Cowell etc, make me want to reach for a sick bag! But, no one like her deserves to be suicided, but I'm quite willing to make exceptions for the likes of Fry, Cowell, Cordon and Ant and Dec!

There's been a few queens died in less than a year, Goat Legged Lizzie, Pauline 'O'Grady, Dame Edna Humphreys, all of them totally adored by the mass sheople, and not one of the queens would have pissed on you if you were on fire!

Never mind 'Loppy Lugs' apologising to the'Cuckoo in the nest' old Charlie Gargoyle needs to apologise to us, the plebs, for the way 'royalty' has treated US over a very, very, very long time, stealing OUR land, stealing OUR wealth, getting servant girls pregnant, and generally taking the piss!

REAL EYES, REALISE, REAL LIES!

FUCKIN' A 10/10

One of my wife's ancestors was actually killed at 'The battle of the little Bighorn' in June 1876! He wasn't even in the Cavalry, he was actually camping in the field next door and went over to ask them to keep the noise down, the rest, as they say, is history! This reminds me of King Harold at the battle of Hastings in 1066 who gave one of his archers a bollocking for waving his Longbow about, Harold said 'Watch what you're doing with that bow you Pillock, you could have some fucker's eye out with that'! The rest, as they say, is history!

You're welcome mate YouTube video 'The plot to eliminate cold war scientists' by 'New Mind' is only 11 mins long, but, informative!

Strait Jackets are in again this year then? I'd rather have 'Loppy Lugs' in front of me where at least you can see what he's up to, rather than behind me, and wondering what he was going to do?

Tony Collins 1990 book 'OPEN VERDICT' an account of 25 mysterious deaths in the defence industry.

I saw a man eating chicken yesterday, well, it wasn't eating a man, what I meant was, as I walked past a KFC I saw a man, eating chicken!

I asked my wife's Corrie mad friend Janet if 'Willie Eckerslike' was still in Coronation Street? She said 'I've never heard of him, who is he'? I said 'I thought you were a fan? if you are you'd know who he was wouldn't you'? She said ' I've never seen, or heard of any Willie Eckerslike in Corrie'! I said 'No one has seen him, but he often gets mentioned' She said 'You tell me who he is then, if you're so clever'! I said 'here's a clue, question = 'do you think Ken will ever leave the street'? Answer= 'Will 'e 'eck as like' She said 'you do know you're totally fucking mental, don't you? you need to get off that David Icke site mate' I said 'a good bit of advice that is Jan, especially off a woman who cries whenever a 'soap character' dies'! Her three covid jabs never improved her thinking power, that's for sure, mind you, having said that, she has admitted that she wished she'd never had them now

The last Japanese soldier to surrender in the Philippines was Lieutenant Hiroo Onado in 1974 after 29 years of holding out thinking the war was still on! He was reported to have asked ' 'is Ken Barlow still in Coronation Street'?

The last Japanese soldier to surrender in the Philippines was Lieutenant Hiroo Onado in 1974 after 29 years of holding out thinking the war was still on! He was reported to have asked ' 'is Ken Barlow still in Coronation Street'?

An absolute bargain mate, where can I purchase a breeding pair of these canines? I'm thinking, in the long term, of breeding them, but at first I'll just use the stud dog on other owners bitches, and just have a pick of the litter as my stud fee! I once bred four legged chickens because we all liked a chicken leg on our Sunday dinner, I never got to taste them though, the little bastards ran so fast I could never catch one!

Who better to reign over the sheep than a member of this well respected, squeaky clean, family? KEEP SNIFFING CAMMIE, BUT IT STILL WON'T COVER THE STENCH OF THE BULLSHIT OOZING FROM YOUR FAMILY AND THEIR 'FRIENDS'!

'DO YOU LIKE DOGS UNCLE'? - Kim Jong-Un to his uncle Jang Song Thaek 2013!

I truly believe that the religion of the Face Nappy will become the biggest religion within the next few years, it's devotees will be called 'THE MASKOI' and the MASKITIS cult members will walk the length and breadth of the Earth smiting non believers, tearing them asunder and casting their torn limbs to the four winds, panic and fear will ensue! Gary Lineker will become the new Archbishop of Canterbury, Jim Davidson will become the Minister of Culture, and Eddie Izzard will take over as the new Prime Mincer!

There was a rumour that he was, allegedly, a bit of a Pederast, Robert Baden -Powell, Brownsea Island, 1907! perhaps that's where the idea of starting another movement called 'The Brownies' came from? IF he was a 'Brown Hatter' as my granddad used to call anyone who 'batted for the other side' the 'woke wankers' would promote him enthusiastically because that would suit their agenda down to the ground!

Nelson Mandela= Freedom Fighter? Good old George, telling it like it was! and still is!

Thank you mate, but it IS a Real statue, of Robert Baden-Powell the founder of the Scout Movement, The scruffy, unwashed woke movement want it removed because he represents 'Britain's Imperialistic Past' Although I've never seen anyone from the woke groups demanding the statue of Nelson Mandela, former terrorist, to be taken down!

I've been thinking of opening a postcard shop here in Brighton, but a specialist post card shop, one that sells postcards of the latest roadworks, all the latest summertime scaffolding works, road closure views, and views of the numerous bike lanes in alphabetical order, including the new asylum seekers routes from the various Brighton and Hove beaches to their respective Town Halls, also in alphabetical order! Another specialist set of postcards will illustrate all the best begging spots in Brighton and Hove, where to set up your tent for maximum sympathy from the tourists etc! In all seriousness, life shouldn't have to be like this in 2023, the GREEN PARTY have really fucked this City right up! Just to lighten the topic up a bit, we've had a couple of days in Poole and this kind chappie offered to hold my dog whilst I took a few pics of the Quayside area!