ConSan

A single one of those is what I see, slowly moving from one side of both eyes to the other - takes about 20 mins.

What glass ceiling? It's a particle accelerator and very patient people do endless experiments trying to work out how things work. Do you mean the water tower?

Do you ever get it that bad that you want to do that? I used to then all that remained was this ribbon of light that slowly passes across my eyes. And to be honest I'd take that any day of the century over the full migraine!

100% confident doesn't mean correct. Recently I witnessed a hit and run accident and was 100% convinced the car was red. It was blue. During the time when I was waiting to be questioned I was in a driveway with a red car in the corner! It was only when we found the wing mirror and it was blue that I realised my mind was playing tricks. The mantra 'question everything' should always apply to oneself.

Not really, Blair was never an object of ridicule like Bojo. Thatcher and Heath were worse than Blair.

I'm not sure that's right. Venus has a unique clockwise spin compared to Earth, it's suggested that somewherealong its long history it got flipped by the Sun's tidal forces. Weird though.

It's coming soon. The wrist implant with programmable 'Bank details'! I see everywhere I go, people paying with their bleeding mobile phone! So what happens when your phone conks out or you forget it. Bio-insert - solve one problem - create a million more.

I don't recall a prime minister who was such an object of ridicule. I mean does anyone look at him in the entire world and think he has what it takes?

I'm sure Hitler looked dead cute as a nipper.