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  1. Just had a letter through from the UK army asking me to join, men aged between 18-35. Do you think if I claim getting shot at gives me anxiety they'll let me off conscription? I'd rather stay at home and be a house wife.

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    2. Certified Green of Heart

      Certified Green of Heart

      Grumpy Owl posted this BBC link** mentioning Call Up Rhetoric from Army, fourth post down in this DIF recent thread primarily about DoomsDay Clock:


      https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-68086188 **

    3. Mr Crabtree

      Mr Crabtree

      I wonder, do you think that these new 'asylum seekers' will be asked, or invited, to serve their 'new country' in any military sense?  I'll bet they're all chomping at the bit to prove their loyalty to their new king and cuntry { NOT A TYPPO BY THE WAY }🤔 And what's the truth about Big Ears Wind-Sore becoming a Muslim?


      Either way, he doesn't need a headdress to look a Right Charlie does he? He couldn't rule a straight line, much less a country inhabited by so many unhappy and very angry citizens!

      My grandad was called up during the 2nd world war, and fought like a tiger, unfortunately it did him no good and he still had to go!🫣

    4. Grumpy Owl

      Grumpy Owl

      Simple really, if they're looking for "men aged between 18-35", then you just 'self-identify' as a 36 year old woman. 😝

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