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  1. 21 minutes ago, wingwang said:

    Ha! Gorgeous George just tweeted what I just posted here about the tunnel!


    One of the things I used to do when going into HoC was to always use the stairs. On each floor I'd press the 'Call Lift' button, for no other reason than to make anyone travelling in the lift to stop on each floor for absolutely no reason! Bit childish and passive aggressive, I know! The way I saw it, I was just doing my duty to decent people!


    The fuckers probably claimed it as travel expenses though.

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  2. On 2/3/2022 at 9:05 AM, jack121 said:


    I'm usually against mask wearing, but in this case i'll make an exception.

    Also, the mask has improved his looks no end - ugly bastard.

    Can we have an all over full-body one next please justin.

    Speaking of masks, this bitch here is in desperate need of one: Please apply as soon as possible for all our sakes:



    She must've seen some stuff in her time.

    She must've been in 'Nam, the Somme, Raiders of the Lost Ark when the opened the Ark of the Covenant, to end up looking like that.

  3. 2 hours ago, bobb said:


    There's a message on that box, pax lov i.d., who then is pax?, and notice the so called 'F' as it's actually a tap(faucet for the other side of the pond scum) which is drip feeding you your DOOM! and if that aint good enough to get you all warm n fuzzy inside there's a knife blade between the 'I' and 'Z', talk about subliminal messaging, pah!:classic_blink:




    2. Pax A time of wide-ranging stability when there is only a single dominant power.


    Also, if you reflect the d vertically it becomes q ... low i.q.

  4. 1 hour ago, SoundOfSilence said:



    Researchers at Cardiff University were surprised to find that both men and women were judged to look better with a face covering obscuring the lower half of their faces.




    Apparently the model's name is Maria Shatalova


    Never heard of her.


    Model Slams Labels Profiting From Trendy Face Masks - ViralTab



    SHAT ALL OVER ... they are pretty creative with these names. 

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  5. 6 hours ago, skitzorat said:

    You thought we'd reached peak virtue signalling on social media?

    Fear not!

    But fear the hundreds of affirmative comments in the feed




    Its for the greater good.

    As long as he doesn't spread his genes...

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  6. 4 hours ago, Mr Chinnery said:

    Isn't his son a convicted rapist?





    He had pleaded guilty before the re-trial to attempting to groom* a child after he was snared by a paedophile hunter group during the same period of time.


    * Groom is media-speak for child trafficking

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  7. 56 minutes ago, numnuts said:

    They'll all be celebrating in Whitty's pond tonight.





    'New Year Honours: Whitty, Van-Tam and Blair knighted, Lumley and Redgrave made dames.'


    'Dr Jenny Harries, chief executive of the UK Health Security Agency, and Dr June Raine, head of the vaccines regulator MHRA, are both made dames.'


    'Blair says he will be "Sir Tony" rather than Sir Anthony,'

    He'll still be "that cunt Blair" to me

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  8. 18 minutes ago, Nobby Noboddy said:


    More seiously have you noticed that most of the pictures are children.


    He's lining them up for a wank, look at the smile on the dirty bastards face!!!

    These pictures are just from his private collection. Nothing to do with covid

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  9. 5 hours ago, SimonTV said:


    How difficult is it to deliver a baby at home? Some pain drugs, a private birth nurse and a bath tub. 

    Something like 1 in 4 births these days are caesarean. I wonder if it's to traumatise the little blighters by denying them a natural passage into the world. This trauma will make them easier to programme

  10. 4 hours ago, alexa said:


    I was only thinking of a cross bow as a defense the other week, I read this story but I didn't put 2+2. They must know how we think & have left nothing to chance. Next we'll only be allowed to own plastic Knives and forks

    You'll rent them and be happy

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  11. 46 minutes ago, Fluke said:

    Oh I wont. pubs have never done anything for me when i was younger and used to go drinkings. Ran by jealous angry early 60s to mid 70s who have no concept of customer service then start crying when no one wants to drink in them.


    And i certainly dont want to socialise with your average person in any capicity. I am sure that applies to me too. Well the feelings mutual.


    Last pub i went to was queen vic in albert square. Some bald nutter behind the bar!

    Pat Butcher?

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  12. 6 hours ago, jack121 said:


    Right, so why are they cutting back on the number of football matches? They went everyone dead so why aren't they increasing the number of sporting events, charity walks, sponsored runs etc to fuck us all up

    I think the reasons for the football postponements are 2-fold:


    Firstly, it promotes the Omicron bollocks just before Christmas,


    Secondly, I wonder if they are concerned that attendances are going to plummet as a result of forcing the vaccine passport on the fans

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