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Everything posted by Useyournous

  1. My sister will be happy because all she does is watch the news waiting for the next covid wave. She constantly says "this covid is getting bad again" and I think 'yes it is but not how you think'. Give me strength?!
  2. Salt is a good thing if you are perspiring a lot because as well as topping up on electrolytes it helps to hold some fluid in your body. It's no use drinking gallons of water just to pee it out the other end as one of my friends does. She just keeps drinking bottle after bottle of water even though she isn't thirsty! She is probably diluting anything good in her body and that's why she's so annoying!
  3. I agree HAARPING_ON. jus that the evil faces of Zahawi or Patel will rub salt in the wounds that extra bit.
  4. I feel this idea of insect eating is just another de-humanising and degrading tactic.
  5. Nadhim Zahawi (Dr Evil) on front pages - I daren't look any further. Of all of them he gives me the chills.
  6. God Almighty! Sleaze and depravity in front of kids! . I don't care what orientation you are but promoting this to small children, I can't believe it! Promiscuity and not love - demonic. There must be gay people wincing at this lot.
  7. it also turns people into idiotic cultoids who watch bilge on the telly.
  8. There was a man in the veg section at Lidl yesterday walking around blasting off big sneezes everywhere (must have been about 5 times) and it's in my nature to be disgusted at this which I kind of was but I mainly found it amusing because of masked people scurrying. I must have been caught in his line of fire but I've not even got a sniffle. I did not buy any veg though!
  9. Maybe he will be creating slick new NATO bombers with celebs faces on?
  10. I chose the last one. Is it wrong that I'm ecstatic to find it the most popular choice?
  11. Sorry to ramble but this prioritising sex over everything does get me annoyed. My husband had to self catheterise for a short while and he got an NHS 'how to' leaflet. one of the instructions was how to do sex and it said to Sellotape the catheter tube to the penis shaft so it is out of the way! Oh super, problem solved! We showed our sons the leaflet and they were in hysterics so at least some good came out of it.
  12. Every health advisory is about flamin sex isn't it. Never mind monkey pox, they are brainwashing us into behaving like monkeys! My husband has had a few booklets after leaving hospital for a few things over the last few years and all the leaflets explain how to sort out shagging! If you have a condition or illness aren't you focused on other priorities than thinking of depraved sex games?! Never mind your chemo, how about shagging?
  13. Knackered old pop stars who look like prunes after they've been soaked in boiling water and sound like a Christmas dinner fart.
  14. William doing his fake impassioned talk about the environment - they know how to whip up our nation of fantasist sheep who live their lives by proxy, adoring celebs instead of doings things for themselves. All ignoring the fact that London is now strewn with mountains of litter left by them.
  15. Saw this on here late last night and thought I'd take a look this morning but then I forgot and started waxing lyrical about my blinkin bike ride. You people miss nothing! Brilliant investigators. This is so odd isn't it?!
  16. I've been on a couple of long bike rides to escape the jubilee. I go for comfort and drinking in the countryside, not Lycra, aggression and self-harming. The seat on my bike is as big as a footstool and I wear my joggers tucked into my socks and a baggy t shirt. I have a basket on the front where I can put my cool bag and other necessities and off I go at a slow pace escaping the norms. If I stop for a drink people say "are you ok?" because to them I look abnormal without all the expensive gear and they think I'm lost and demented because I'm not going hell for leather! I don't need a garmin to monitor me because I know the way, how far it is and I know I'm moving. I am actually burning the same calories as them but I just take longer and actually relax. I do it because I like it so the calories burnt are an extra. A bit off topic but I recommend it to get away from the mainstream torture now and again.
  17. Just had a drive around after shopping to see where all the noise will be coming from and there were surprisingly few houses with garbage festooned all over them. I might put a picture of Prince Andrew in my window to confuse the masses.
  18. When you turn in to a 62 year old pudding like me you get a little nostalgic about sexual staring. I used to go mad about it! Now I go mad about my skin apron!
  19. I've noticed quite a few Ukraine flags flying on farms in the back of beyond but don't see any Palestinian ones! I loathe flags.
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