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Useyournous

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  1. Did he have egg on his chin when he entered the interview room?
  2. I reckon he should become gender fluid to up the attention.
  3. My son tried to explain quantum physics to me and parallel universes but lost me quite quickly so I said " I didn't buy you all those Usborne books and Science kits when you were little so that you could grow up to ridicule me!".
  4. I went to buy a fan today for my ancient mother, who was sat in an Arran sweater telling me about the coming heatwave and a nutty believer lady was vigorously rubbing the satan's semen on her hands when I was trying to reach a shopping basket from the stack so I dragged the basket over her and nearly scalped her. I did say sorry - but that was a love lie.
  5. My husbands friend monitors his heart rhythm all day long, even though he has no need to. So he's gonna love the cough at your phone app. Happy days monitoring all the signs we may kick it at any moment!
  6. Prepare to die. They are all the worst one aren't they? I read yesterday on the evil BBC that 3 million people still not had any vaccine and some of them are the most vulnerable in society who will get very ill indeed. Well tell me how I haven't yet?! I must be a miracle so expect them to create a shrine to me that weeps milk.
  7. So looking like it will be Rishi. I was convinced we were going to get Zahawi for some reason. None are good.
  8. So now we can't be sure whether Quorn is a good source of protein.
  9. I did some searching about the wonderful work Nadhim Zahawi must have done to earn his place in running our country as I am pretty ignorant about his greatness. I found this blog which was very rude to him! https://tariganter.wordpress.com/2017/10/02/christiane-amanpour-and-nadhim-zahawi-typical-turkic-mongolians/ And he was also cleared of funding ISIS and taking £1,000 per hr for advising Afren who's CEOs got jailed for fraud. Who accused him of all this? The things these guys have to put up with, give me a turnip picking job any time.
  10. My sister will be happy because all she does is watch the news waiting for the next covid wave. She constantly says "this covid is getting bad again" and I think 'yes it is but not how you think'. Give me strength?!
  11. Salt is a good thing if you are perspiring a lot because as well as topping up on electrolytes it helps to hold some fluid in your body. It's no use drinking gallons of water just to pee it out the other end as one of my friends does. She just keeps drinking bottle after bottle of water even though she isn't thirsty! She is probably diluting anything good in her body and that's why she's so annoying!
  12. I agree HAARPING_ON. jus that the evil faces of Zahawi or Patel will rub salt in the wounds that extra bit.
  13. I feel this idea of insect eating is just another de-humanising and degrading tactic.
  14. Nadhim Zahawi (Dr Evil) on front pages - I daren't look any further. Of all of them he gives me the chills.
  15. God Almighty! Sleaze and depravity in front of kids! . I don't care what orientation you are but promoting this to small children, I can't believe it! Promiscuity and not love - demonic. There must be gay people wincing at this lot.
  16. it also turns people into idiotic cultoids who watch bilge on the telly.
  17. There was a man in the veg section at Lidl yesterday walking around blasting off big sneezes everywhere (must have been about 5 times) and it's in my nature to be disgusted at this which I kind of was but I mainly found it amusing because of masked people scurrying. I must have been caught in his line of fire but I've not even got a sniffle. I did not buy any veg though!
  18. Maybe he will be creating slick new NATO bombers with celebs faces on?
  19. I chose the last one. Is it wrong that I'm ecstatic to find it the most popular choice?
  20. Sorry to ramble but this prioritising sex over everything does get me annoyed. My husband had to self catheterise for a short while and he got an NHS 'how to' leaflet. one of the instructions was how to do sex and it said to Sellotape the catheter tube to the penis shaft so it is out of the way! Oh super, problem solved! We showed our sons the leaflet and they were in hysterics so at least some good came out of it.
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