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Everything posted by Useyournous

  1. As long as they pronounce 'one' like 'wan' they'll do fine.
  2. I'll get my Hungarian neighbour to shout "There's only one king!".
  3. Aw I loved Johnny 5, cried my eyes out over him disassembling.
  4. Paddington is hosting the coronation concert. Hasn't that ship sailed, even for the turnips for brains?! Will he have a marmalade sandwich hahahahahahahahaar!
  5. Also, why is the holocaust the 'go to' crime against humanity when an example is needed? There's plenty of others - Oh I forgot, they mustn't be spoken of if the chosen ones might have done naughty things. When you are Gods chosen, you can work for the devil.
  6. There's a vaccine bus parked on our supermarket issuing the venom and the queue is approx 100m long! The sanctified topping up on their sanctification. It's very peculiar to see. So religious and selfish, makes me shudder!
  7. I forgot all about it on the day and heard a faint noise from my son's phone and said "what's was that?" and he just said "mum, you're mental!".
  8. My phone has an alarm for when I'm running low on cakes and chocolate so I'll just buy more if it goes off cos I'm demented.
  9. Putin is getting really close to looking like Carol Vorderman with his puffed up face, he should be more concerned about that and stop being a silly Billy with the expanding foam.
  10. It makes me feel all fuzzy inside with all the scrumptious pop stars, royals and politicians glowing with nutritious morality.
  11. I think olive oil and good honey have pretty magical properties. There was an experiment on cholesterol where half of a group of people were told to have 1 dessertspoon of uncooked olive oil per day - any olive oil not just cold pressed virgin! The other half had the same of rapeseed oil, which is molecularly identical to olive. After a few months the olive oilers did far better and lowered their cholesterol significantly. Hence, I have since chucked dow a spoonful of the stuff each day and have good cholesterol levels.
  12. But is it turnips or swedes we should eat cos they both identified as turnips. Notice I call them they, which is very trendy of me.
  13. Another weird story. I wonder (hope) the baby is safely hidden with someone.
  14. When my son was 7, in the days it was normal for kids to play outside, he was playing out in our back garden for a few minutes whilst I watched him and did the washing-up. after a small distraction I looked out to see the gate swinging open and him gone. I was so filled with fear, anxiety and nearly passing out, I actually wet myself and was screaming like a nutcase. I was unable to rationalise and predict what he may have done but if I had, I would have realised he'd gone to his friends a few doors away! What I'm saying is, people who deal with a tragedy involving someone close by calmly talking to the press and public, instantly starting fundraising, then turn the attention on themselves and get aggressive with the public who they are cadging funds from just seem like aliens from another planet to me. What happened to raw emotions? Even if the missing person is a distant neighbour it would be traumatising wondering what the hell has happened to them! I doubt attention and money would have helped me if my worst fears had happened when my child wasn't at his friends.
  15. Absolutely! Those of us who can be trusted to look after your baby are now snowflakes.
  16. I don't have sex any more and it doesn't bother me either.
  17. I used to get unsolicited advice off people at work as they passed my desk who could not stop themselves saying that stuff is really bad, as they crunched their kale! It was (Crapsi Max - Lidl's own P Max. I just used to say " I Knooow, I should go on that 3 bottles of £2 wine you have after your jog". I know cola is sh*t but so are sulphides and antifreeze.
  18. This trend for posting yourself all over the internet and misting your flaws out doing selfies, walking around lonely places with sensory deprivating earplugs in, Letting every nutter know your on your own in the bushes, indulging in serious illnesses like the 'menopause' and 'mental health issues' getting unprecedented attention, then kicking off about it. What happened to dropping the kids off, bitching about Barbara with the other nice mummies, doing the hoovering, spraying pledge into the room so he thinks you've done a spring clean, then going to Asda for the kids nuggets and smiley faces for their tea?
  19. Why do they call the river Wyre path 'the towpath'? I thought towpaths were for the horses who pulled barges along canals and navigated parts of rivers. If you tried to pull anything along there with a horse, it would be very silly.
  20. I'm a bit annoyed by the criticisms of the person who found Nicola's body. He's been called a 'charlatan psychic' (and I'm very sceptical about psychics) but that slur doesn't make sense does it, because in this case he could possibly have got vibes through the ether? If he says he got led to her, it's pretty hard to say he's wrong when he's clearly found her. Lancashire Police didn't and Troy Tempest with his magic sonar. I think the poor fella did a better job that the filth and no matter how he found her, he found her and should be thanked. And the disgust at the public crawling all over the village - They are lucky to have had all the fuss because most go missing and nobody cares!
  21. I'm sick to the back teeth of 'menopause' being the new serious illness! I lived through it and it's just like puberty and I don't believe it causes suicide. Heavy unpredictable periods, bad hair days, moods, migraines, podge, screaming matches. Stop being hysterical over flamin menopause! What about disfigured, terminally ill or people really suffering in other ways. Stop moaning cos your tits are sagging and just let them sag.
  22. A neighbour of mine is 30 and has just had a baby. Apparently she was made to feel she had to have the vaccine during pregnancy and is now being treated for myocarditis. She chats on phone to her friend who has also developed it and doctors are saying it happened because of being pregnant. I can't recall this being rife when I had my children. FGS!
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