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Apparently 'King' Charlie Chuckles is descended from 'Vlad the Impaler', I wonder if that's why 'Turbine Ears' has a home in Romania? and that begs the question in my mind, did Jimmy So-Vile supply kids for the 'Royals' to drink their blood? or, perhaps I'm just ready to be fitted with my straitjacket after all? This is a serious thought in my mind at the moment, so I've decided to put it out there!

People who regularly post status updates are attention seeking wankers.

I was just thinking that why do people race about like headless chickens when Xmas approaches, spending money they can't afford, to buy presents for people they don't really like anyway or don't see very often? My own sister in law always insisted on having a receipt to go with whatever present people gave her! She always had the attitude that she wouldn't be seen dead in a pound shop or using the bus service, she was exactly like the family's very own version of Mrs Hyacinth Bucket! Her Mother and Father had a smallholding and were as down to earth as anyone could ever be, but to her way of thinking everything had to be done with a certain Panache!

We just had two days in Bournemouth at the seafront Travelodge in West Cliff, and parked next to us on their carpark was a pregnant youngish lady with three little lads. I remarked to her how bright the kids were and she said she home schooled them herself as she didn't trust schools and there was no way her kids were getting jabbed or, wearing masks either! I told he that my wife and I weren't jabbed either, and before I knew it, we were exchanging website info etc! Apparently she'd been born in Bournemouth, but now lived pretty near G.C.H.Q. and as her husband was away for two weeks with his job she'd decided to bring the kids to her hometown for three days to see friends etc! She was well in tune with us lot about the old bollocks they've fed the sheep for the last few years, although she did say she wore a mask for a few days before realising it was all bullshit! Her lads were as bright as buttons and the youngest lad Samuel told me all about 'false widow spiders' and how you had to be very careful of them as they could make you ill if they bit you! She was well up on stuff like 'THE U.K. COLUMN' 'Aangirfan' this site and people like Neil Oliver, Vernon Coleman etc! It was such a pleasure to know that there are people in the unlikeliest of places with the sense to smell the bullshit { it's easier without the masks to inhibit you } So, if you're reading this yong lady from the Cheltenham area, it was a real pleasure to meet you and your lovely kids!