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I use a thing called a "travel bidet" it's basically a squeezey bottle that sprays water up to clean you. I only ever use toilet roll to dry myself afterward. I feel so much cleaner this way, I can't stand wiping with toilet roll and don't understand why people even took up the practice in the first place when theirs usually a supply of water nearby!!!!

I saw a main stream media interview with the guy who is the leader of "Insulate Britain" - when questioned if he would hold up an ambulance carrying a critically ill person on the way to hospital he said with no remorse that he would hold that ambulance up even if it meant the ill person died..... My thoughts were why would you deliberately make the public turn against your cause like that by making such a statement? It's a charade.

Why on earth people panic buy toilet paper is beyond me. It is not an essential item, ever. Has nobody heard of washing their arse with water in this day and age?!? Snowflake mentality strikes again.

The more this sort of stuff goes on the more it makes it obvious the media and big corporations work in cahoots with each other. Create a panic so people buy more than they need and the company's can bump their prices up. Fuel, energy prices and now food.... It's win win for them as long as the stupid sheeple keep falling for their bollocks. Which they do, they never learn.

There isn't. But Bond isn't one. He's supposed to be an assassin. A family would create a weakness his enemies would exploit. They've changed his persona so more women will go to see the film. They don't give a shit if it pisses the life long male fans off.

That's very true. I was completely shocked when I heard her real voice!

Just saying saying the expression in the eyes remind me of someone else. They don't have to be an exact physical match to do that! By the way you are right Martin Lewis is a little prick!

It's the starey eyes in the bottom picture remind me of Martin Lewis, the guy really creeps me out!

I have to agree. Never saw the appeal of 7 of 9. She never smiled either, she was in constant bitch face mode. Counselor Troi from TNG, Jadzia Dax (with her hair down) from DS9 and Yeoman Rand from TOS are the ones for me!

No way! Babylon 5 was the best Star Trek space station based series lol apparently the shows stole each others scripts!

It's all very well saying that but when it's a film/character/tv series you love from childhood that has been completely hijacked and transformed into something unrecognisable it's like and old friend has betrayed you and the powers that be have found another way to try to grind you down!

He looks like Martin Lewis, the creepy "compare the market" know-it-all

I had actually forgotten that that bit was in the film but I remember now. This film is definitely blatant programming of the masses. Went to see the film during a weekday at 10am of the morning, cinemas are usually dead then but this film was packed out, the hype is doing its job and the sheep will swallow the program.

Agree with you 100 per cent. They're turned Bond into a chic-flick. Star Trek is dead to me as well. And now Bond. Like you say at least we can still watch Connery and Moore for some heterosexual adventure escapism. P.s. If you want true Star Trek made recently watch the Orville!

Supermarkets are soul destroying places to shop, they may as well finish you off completely.

That video looks fake to me... The attractive girl's forced dialogue and the petrol seems to behaving more like water... Surely the spill would have been ignited by the heat from the pick-up's exhaust/tyres...? Look what happens in Formula One whenever they have a spill in a Pit Lane!!!! It's why Lewis Hamilton always has his asbestos underwear on!!!!

It's always struck me as a little suspicious that when a small energy firm goes bust it's customers are automatically sent to one of the "Big-6" suppliers!!!! So much for the "free market" and consumer choice!

**Contains spoilers** The Hollywood attack on the straight white male continues whilst also maintaining fear of the coronavirus....! This time they've completely fucked up James Bond. He is now a family man making breakfast for his kid. Gone are the days of him being a womanising deadly secret assassin. 007 is now a black woman (We've been expecting you Ms. Bond!). The bad guy's secret weapon is a VIRUS that people unwittingly carry around with them for the rest of their lives that can only kill certain individuals/groups of people that it is programmed to.... (It also happens to have been stolen from a top secret Government lab).... And this film was said to have started production BEFORE the "pandemic"!

"David Baddiel"? Wasn't he that unfunny bloke that used to be on the TV? Frank Skinner's sidekick? I was wondering what had happened to him. Talking shit on twitter like the rest of the wankers.

Can the troops please shoot all the panic-buying cretins. Problem solved.

She's probably panic bought enough bog roll to soak it up anyway

Nah, they should have charged her 20p because it isn't a bag for life

Somebody should set fire to the cunts, preferably with the fuel they stole!!!

You do realise both the Angles and the Saxons are Germanic Tribes.... The "Celts" are also immigrants from continental Europe. We are all European.

Still the Brexit was a good idea? Stuff like this makes me think not.