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  1. On 10/11/2021 at 3:02 AM, Truthspoon said:


    In the far east and Arab world they have little hand showers which are connected to the water supply and these fire water at your behind.

    It is far more hygienic that moving things around with bog roll. It never really gets the job done.


    I don't know why we haven't moved on to hand showers by now to be honest.


    Much better for the environment too.






    I use a thing called a "travel bidet" it's basically a squeezey bottle that sprays water up to clean you.  I only ever use toilet roll to dry myself afterward.  I feel so much cleaner this way, I can't stand wiping with toilet roll and don't understand why people even took up the practice in the first place when theirs usually a supply of water nearby!!!!

  2. I saw a main stream media interview with the guy who is the leader of "Insulate Britain" - when questioned if he would hold up an ambulance carrying a critically ill person on the way to hospital he said with no remorse that he would hold that ambulance up even if it meant the ill person died..... My thoughts were why would you deliberately make the public turn against your cause like that by making such a statement?  It's a charade. 

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  3. 5 hours ago, nada_1987 said:

    Nothing wrong with being a family man, people often complain that the NWO are trying to destroy the family so here you go 

    There isn't.  But Bond isn't one.  He's supposed to be an assassin. A family would create a weakness his enemies would exploit. They've changed his persona so more women will go to see the film.  They don't give a shit if it pisses the life long male fans off.

  4. 8 hours ago, Captainlove said:

    Ahhh.Counselor troi there is no-one better. I met her once at a scifi event. I was heart broken when i heard her speak in that east london accent of hers. Otherwise lovely and fairly funny.

    That's very true.  I was completely shocked when I heard her real voice!

  5. 11 minutes ago, Sexpistol50 said:

    I can't see the connection Martin Lewis ugly little 5 feet bald prick ,

    Claes Bang is 6 feet 4 and nothing like Martin Lewis , you need to Google him and watch him 🙄

    Just saying saying the expression in the eyes remind me of someone else.  They don't have to be an exact physical match to do that! By the way you are right Martin Lewis is a little prick!

  6. 39 minutes ago, Nobby Noboddy said:


    Big shoulders, held back so you cant see how much wider than the hips they are.

    Long arms, square jaw.


    I have to agree. Never saw the appeal of 7 of 9.  She never smiled either, she was in constant bitch face mode.  Counselor Troi from TNG, Jadzia Dax (with her hair down) from DS9 and Yeoman Rand from TOS are the ones for me!

  7. 18 hours ago, Macnamara said:


    the solution is simple: don't go and watch it at the cinema and don't give them any of your money

    It's all very well saying that but when it's a film/character/tv series you love from childhood that has been completely hijacked and transformed into something unrecognisable it's like and old friend has betrayed you and the powers that be have found another way to try to grind you down!

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  8. 8 hours ago, factJack said:



    Other than the usual nlp was a cosy river side chat between bond and his boss where they said the people "dont want freedom they want to be told what to do"


    I had actually forgotten that that bit was in the film but I remember now.  This film is definitely blatant programming of the masses.  Went to see the film during a weekday at 10am of the morning, cinemas are usually dead then but this film was packed out, the hype is doing its job and the sheep will swallow the program.

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  9. 1 minute ago, Sexpistol50 said:

    I'm a big Bond fan but I'm not looking forward to seeing this, they destroyed Star Wars, Star Trek Doctor Who and now Bond, I think since Daniel Craig took over it has been going downhill , no more busty babes in bikinis coming out of the water, instead it was Craig in his speedo's, no more colourful Bond movie posters , everything is so fucking serious now, Bond is finished, it will interesting to see who takes over, at least we have the DVDs of Connery and Moore to watch , the good old days when life felt normal , now it's a fucking living nightmare.

    Agree with you 100 per cent.  They're turned Bond into a chic-flick.  Star Trek is dead to me as well.  And now Bond.  Like you say at least we can still watch Connery and Moore for some heterosexual adventure escapism.


    P.s. If you want true Star Trek made recently watch the Orville!

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  10. On 9/30/2021 at 4:32 PM, oddsnsods said:



    Anything morons here do, yanks have to got 1 better tho.😯





    That video looks fake to me... The attractive girl's forced dialogue and the petrol seems to behaving more like water... Surely the spill would have been ignited by the heat from the pick-up's exhaust/tyres...?  Look what happens in Formula One whenever they have a spill in a Pit Lane!!!!   It's why Lewis Hamilton always has his asbestos underwear on!!!!

  11. **Contains spoilers**


    The Hollywood attack on the straight white male continues whilst also maintaining fear of the coronavirus....!


    This time they've completely fucked up James Bond.  He is now a family man making breakfast for his kid. Gone are the days of him being a womanising deadly secret assassin. 007 is now a black woman (We've been expecting you Ms. Bond!). The bad guy's secret weapon is a VIRUS that people unwittingly carry around with them for the rest of their lives that can only kill certain individuals/groups of people that it is programmed to.... (It also happens to have been stolen from a top secret Government lab).... And this film was said to have started production BEFORE the "pandemic"!  🤔🤔🤔🤔 

  12. 4 hours ago, EnigmaticWorld said:



    An anti-British arsehole chimes in. The entertainment industry was a mistake, I swear.

    "David Baddiel"?  Wasn't he that unfunny bloke that used to be on the TV?  Frank Skinner's sidekick?  I was wondering what had happened to him.  Talking shit on twitter like the rest of the wankers.


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  13. 12 hours ago, Truthspoon said:

    That gasoline would have melted that bag by the time she got home and she'd just have a car that stunk of spilt gasoline forever.


    I wouldn't mind it. I love the smell of gasoline. 


    But I do not think this was her intended result.




    She's probably panic bought enough bog roll to soak it up anyway 😂😂😂😂

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