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just caught on skynews that if you clear the snow from your path or driveway, you could be sued so leave the snow alone so old folk can slip over on the ice ok?
also mylene class had a couple of teenagers looking through the window of her home so she showed them a knife through the window, the police said that you can't even do that, in fact you can NOT have offensive weapons even in your own home, yes even a knife.
one question...what am i supposed to peel my spuds with? A FUCKING FORK? oh no can't use forks, you could kill a goldfish or something!
sky your hilarious!
tracker
10-01-2010, 05:40 PM
just caught on skynews that if you clear the snow from your path or driveway, you could be sued so leave the snow alone so old folk can slip over on the ice ok?
also mylene class had a couple of teenagers looking through the window of her home so she showed them a knife through the window, the police said that you can't even do that, in fact you can NOT have offensive weapons even in your own home, yes even a knife.
one question...what am i supposed to peel my spuds with? A FUCKING FORK? oh no can't use forks, you could kill a goldfish or something!
sky your hilarious!
they do this to condition folks to accept these outragouse crap mongerers way of thinking .
sky news is like the rest of the powers that be servants , full of shit .:D
cpfc12
10-01-2010, 05:41 PM
just caught on skynews that if you clear the snow from your path or driveway, you could be sued so leave the snow alone so old folk can slip over on the ice ok?
also mylene class had a couple of teenagers looking through the window of her home so she showed them a knife through the window, the police said that you can't even do that, in fact you can NOT have offensive weapons even in your own home, yes even a knife.
one question...what am i supposed to peel my spuds with? A FUCKING FORK? oh no can't use forks, you could kill a goldfish or something!
sky your hilarious!
It's fear mongering fuck them, they pick on stories they know will make people anger and bitter, to serve some profit making agenda at that time.
grenadene
10-01-2010, 05:57 PM
She could have just started singing and swishing her hair and they'd probably have legged it anyway...I'm now sat thinking of ways of scaring people through the window, I live on quite a busy street so I could probably do an experiment :D
All news is a fucking joke, without the punchline.
whiterain
10-01-2010, 06:34 PM
youd better be careful that when you walk, your footprints dont compact the snow into ice that someone could slip on. i heard they are bringing the rack back to punish this kind of disgusting behaviour
bobbydiva
10-01-2010, 06:42 PM
Spent the other morning clearing the drive, the path and some of the road. What a rebel I am. That salt should be banned.
ennui
10-01-2010, 06:56 PM
Although it's not illegal to have a knife at home,(expect for things like flick knifes) it is illegal to use it in a threatening manner. So unfortunately the law does not allow a small petite woman to defend herself in her own home. Maybe she should have waved her tea towel at them or just let them break in and then call the police to get a crime report number.
I heard on the radio the other day that taking salt out of a grit bin was illegal. What a load of old crap! The Highways Agency leaves grit in those bins for the public to use. It would be rather unethical if people took it home and used it in their gardens, but it still wouldn't be illegal ffs. Mis-information like that leads to people arguing with each other in the street when innocent people go and use the grit.
djhooker
10-01-2010, 10:15 PM
YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.
mind1universe
11-01-2010, 12:00 AM
just caught on skynews that if you clear the snow from your path or driveway, you could be sued so leave the snow alone so old folk can slip over on the ice ok?
also mylene class had a couple of teenagers looking through the window of her home so she showed them a knife through the window, the police said that you can't even do that, in fact you can NOT have offensive weapons even in your own home, yes even a knife.
one question...what am i supposed to peel my spuds with? A FUCKING FORK? oh no can't use forks, you could kill a goldfish or something!
sky your hilarious!
Why do you watch sky news.
tb303
11-01-2010, 12:04 AM
one question...what am i supposed to peel my spuds with? A FUCKING FORK?
Bake 'em?
grenadene
11-01-2010, 12:05 AM
Why do you watch sky news.
Yeh Lupa...what were you thinking? You'll go blind :eek: :D
Yeh Lupa...what were you thinking? You'll go blind :eek: :D
ME? i want to put a brick through that bloody telle! lol blame my mother, I can't stand it, although i do watch about 30 minutes of propaganda news a day just for the pick me up, still trying to decide which is the funniest bbc news or sky news hmm bbc or sky. maybe I will go blind grenadene pmsl i'm half way there already :eek: :p
scatlond
11-01-2010, 03:01 AM
How long before snowmen are banned due to lack of gender race diversity, ever seen a black snowman? or a snowwoman
secret66mechanism
11-01-2010, 05:46 AM
waves a shotgun around,in an un-threatening way of corse:rolleyes: seriously though whatever next
ignoranto_bliss
11-01-2010, 06:15 AM
How long before snowmen are banned due to lack of gender race diversity, ever seen a black snowman? or a snowwoman
They are trying to get the bill through the house of lords (dear lord :D ) to ban the use of carrots in the snowman face cause its sexually suggestive :D :rolleyes: .
PS. I have no doubt it is on the agenda 21 :D
grenadene
11-01-2010, 08:32 AM
ME? i want to put a brick through that bloody telle! lol blame my mother, I can't stand it, although i do watch about 30 minutes of propaganda news a day just for the pick me up, still trying to decide which is the funniest bbc news or sky news hmm bbc or sky. maybe I will go blind grenadene pmsl i'm half way there already :eek: :p
I hear ya :) 30 minutes is about my limit too....it's more than the human soul can bear ;)
norton
11-01-2010, 11:48 AM
i occasionally flick over to watch FOX news.... now THAT is fear mongering....but also funny if you know what you're watching. Honestly i have laughed out loud at their 'news'.
velma
11-01-2010, 11:57 AM
Think of the insanity and absurdity of not being allowed to defend yourself in your own home from intruders. Are you supposed to just remain passive, be a victim, get robbed, raped, stabbed, shot and then phone the police? Like hell I would! :mad:
mind1universe
11-01-2010, 05:44 PM
i occasionally flick over to watch FOX news.... now THAT is fear mongering....but also funny if you know what you're watching. Honestly i have laughed out loud at their 'news'.
Fox news was funny 5 years ago, not now. imo.
hoverfly
11-01-2010, 05:57 PM
HYPERDIMENTIONAL ENTITIES SPOTTED IN UK
This is no joke, but several entities - known as 'snowmen' - in my local area, have been seen to be slowly de-materialising since yesterday.
This must be proof of the 'new energies' entering our atmosphere.
:D