Warning: Coming out of the closet...

[trappedinameatsuit]

...no, I am not gay.

Years ago I did a ritual. It was an invocation of the Elements. I will not say what ritual or how I done it for that kind of power is far too great for any mere David Ickeoneer. I wanted to warn you all and especially those of you who have pissed me off on this forum, that ever since then, bad things and I mean extreme misfortune, come upon those who have upset me. I can not control it, it just happens. I have sat back and watched it time after time, bad luck come to those who anger me, and any of you I have had a run in with on here will know first hand that after reading this, I tell you no lie my friends.

My goal since day one, since I can not enjoy this forum without my eyes being defiled by vomit chunks, has been to block all of the negative people as to avoid picking up on negative feelings of mine so the effect of it can't be sent out cursing someone. Sadly my pride gets in the way and I can not simply let a mere mortal get away with such pettiness! You fools! So I attempt to fight them back or get them to see their flaw, with complete failure on my part.

Awhile back I had an invisible message in my sig, white font. No one could see what I wrote but I had a symbol in it and a curse. It was a subliminal to be read by your mind as if you wrote it yourself. Only I, the chosen one, have the information to remove this curse, for it is all merely a dream.

In order for you who have angered me to remove this curse you must place a black candle in front of a mirror in the dark, light the candle and stare into the mirror. Say this 100 times, "I am sorry for ever being rude to trappedinameatsuit of the David Icke forum", and the curse of your misfortunes will be lifted. Stare into the mirror as your demonic face takes form and you began to see it, this black candle will draw out the negative in you and the mirror will consume and trap it forever. After that you must bless the mirror and then bury it. You must bless it so that if it breaks when burying it you will not be cursed again.

You must respect my choseny chosenness, for I am the chosen one. Most of you are in the U.K., so if you want that snow to melt, you better wise up and respect me as the chosen one.

Behold, my true identity! I am a reincarnated Ashanta Serpent!

http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae133/trappedinameatsuit/Avatars/lizard2.jpg

[quetzalcoatl]

http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae133/trappedinameatsuit/Avatars/lizard2.jpg

I do dare challenge your curse! :p

Well ya leye's look pretty grAy & photo-shopped - like everything else - there...??? wots wif dat?? :D

That asside, whaz da plan chosen one??? - other than there being all theses silly rules for everyone else - & no rules for you??? (great eh! :p)...

:D

[trappedinameatsuit]

I do dare challenge your curse! :p

Well ya leye's look pretty grAy & photo-shopped - like everything else - there...??? wots wif dat?? :D

That asside, whaz da plan chosen one??? - other than there being all theses silly rules for everyone else - & no rules for you??? (great eh! :p)...

:D

How dare you Quetzalcoatl, you filthy serpent you.

[quetzalcoatl]

How dare you Quetzalcoatl, you filthy serpent you.

Uh! :eek: - have mercy my lord, I was mere jesting! :D

[octopusrex]

...no, I am not gay.

Years ago I did a ritual. It was an invocation of the Elements. I will not say what ritual or how I done it for that kind of power is far too great for any mere David Ickeoneer. I wanted to warn you all and especially those of you who have pissed me off on this forum, that ever since then, bad things and I mean extreme misfortune, come upon those who have upset me. I can not control it, it just happens. I have sat back and watched it time after time, bad luck come to those who anger me, and any of you I have had a run in with on here will know first hand that after reading this, I tell you no lie my friends.

My goal since day one, since I can not enjoy this forum without my eyes being defiled by vomit chunks, has been to block all of the negative people as to avoid picking up on negative feelings of mine so the effect of it can't be sent out cursing someone. Sadly my pride gets in the way and I can not simply let a mere mortal get away with such pettiness! You fools! So I attempt to fight them back or get them to see their flaw, with complete failure on my part.

Awhile back I had an invisible message in my sig, white font. No one could see what I wrote but I had a symbol in it and a curse. It was a subliminal to be read by your mind as if you wrote it yourself. Only I, the chosen one, have the information to remove this curse, for it is all merely a dream.

In order for you who have angered me to remove this curse you must place a black candle in front of a mirror in the dark, light the candle and stare into the mirror. Say this 100 times, "I am sorry for ever being rude to trappedinameatsuit of the David Icke forum", and the curse of your misfortunes will be lifted. Stare into the mirror as your demonic face takes form and you began to see it, this black candle will draw out the negative in you and the mirror will consume and trap it forever. After that you must bless the mirror and then bury it. You must bless it so that if it breaks when burying it you will not be cursed again.

You must respect my choseny chosenness, for I am the chosen one. Most of you are in the U.K., so if you want that snow to melt, you better wise up and respect me as the chosen one.

Behold, my true identity! I am a reincarnated Ashanta Serpent!

http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae133/trappedinameatsuit/Avatars/lizard2.jpg

You are most beautiful.:p

[sedate_solution]

...no, I am not gay.

Years ago I did a ritual. It was an invocation of the Elements. I will not say what ritual or how I done it for that kind of power is far too great for any mere David Ickeoneer. I wanted to warn you all and especially those of you who have pissed me off on this forum, that ever since then, bad things and I mean extreme misfortune, come upon those who have upset me. I can not control it, it just happens. I have sat back and watched it time after time, bad luck come to those who anger me, and any of you I have had a run in with on here will know first hand that after reading this, I tell you no lie my friends.

My goal since day one, since I can not enjoy this forum without my eyes being defiled by vomit chunks, has been to block all of the negative people as to avoid picking up on negative feelings of mine so the effect of it can't be sent out cursing someone. Sadly my pride gets in the way and I can not simply let a mere mortal get away with such pettiness! You fools! So I attempt to fight them back or get them to see their flaw, with complete failure on my part.

Awhile back I had an invisible message in my sig, white font. No one could see what I wrote but I had a symbol in it and a curse. It was a subliminal to be read by your mind as if you wrote it yourself. Only I, the chosen one, have the information to remove this curse, for it is all merely a dream.

In order for you who have angered me to remove this curse you must place a black candle in front of a mirror in the dark, light the candle and stare into the mirror. Say this 100 times, "I am sorry for ever being rude to trappedinameatsuit of the David Icke forum", and the curse of your misfortunes will be lifted. Stare into the mirror as your demonic face takes form and you began to see it, this black candle will draw out the negative in you and the mirror will consume and trap it forever. After that you must bless the mirror and then bury it. You must bless it so that if it breaks when burying it you will not be cursed again.

You must respect my choseny chosenness, for I am the chosen one. Most of you are in the U.K., so if you want that snow to melt, you better wise up and respect me as the chosen one.

Behold, my true identity! I am a reincarnated Ashanta Serpent!

http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae133/trappedinameatsuit/Avatars/lizard2.jpg

How often do you shed your skin ?

[trappedinameatsuit]

How often do you shed your skin ?

About once every 3 months

[sofa king]

...no,
My goal since day one, since I can not enjoy this forum without my eyes being defiled by vomit chunks,

so why do you come back if you don't like it here?

[trappedinameatsuit]

so why do you come back if you don't like it here?

Ask the ignore list. Thanks to it, I can keep coming back. It's like Alcoholics Anonymous, it works if you work it.

And it's very intense, can't you tell by my sig?

[tracker]

what we put about comes about .

I pitty the OP in a couple of months .

[sofa king]

Ask the ignore list. Thanks to it, I can keep coming back. It's like Alcoholics Anonymous, it works if you work it.

And it's very intense, can't you tell by my sig?



just curious.

and I agree, there are constructive posts and trolling posts here.

personally, I would just leave if it bothered me that much.

[trappedinameatsuit]

what we put about comes about .

Well, I did put it in the have a laugh section for a reason. There may be a few sentences true. Let's just say this thread is about as serious as global warming. I noticed you deleted some of your post, you could of just let me have it. I still am a good person, I just spend most of my time defending myself against meanness, analyze my post and you will see for yourself. Attacking and ridiculing or being a smart ass isn't my first choice if engaging in debates unlike most, thanks to the ignore list it's getting better for me.

[tracker]

Well, I did put it in the have a laugh section for a reason. There may be a few sentences true. Let's just say this thread is about as serious as global warming.

:D

thats quite funny .

You did have me there for a moment and DOH , i didnt see what section it was in lol.

I should have known better .

:cool:

[onourwayto2012]

what we put about comes about .

I pitty the OP in a couple of months .

tracker.....you better get out your black candles