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dude111
06-01-2010, 11:42 AM
1) Wow you have really gorgeous eyes. Now if only they weren't surrounded by that hideous face!

2) What's your sign? Kick me?

3) Are you a movie star? Because you seem really mentally unstable.

4) Hi, I'm new in town. Do you know where the pretty girls hang out?

5) What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this, besides farting?

6) Do you know karate? Because your b.o. is really kickin'!

7) Come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up. Most likely it'll be your penis. You’re a drag queen,right?

8) Excuse me,I think you dropped something. Your wit,intelligence,and sense of style.

9) Are those two cantaloupes in your shirt? Because I'll need something to **** after you pass out,you drunken idiot.

10) Can I get your phone number? Can I get your phone number removed from the phone book,so that no one will ever make the mistake of calling you?

11) Sweetness is my weakness. And ugly is my enemy. Prepare to die!

12) Would you like to go out to dinner,or do you think you're fat enough already?

13) When you fell from Heaven,did it hurt? Because it looks like you got really banged up.

bornfree
07-01-2010, 09:39 AM
My fave line never fails to fail....

Are you a really beautiful sea-horse? Or just a very ugly woman?

dreamweaver
07-01-2010, 09:47 AM
You don't sweat much for a fat bird.

belfast atheist
07-01-2010, 10:48 AM
you have movie star looks, did you ever see LASSIE?