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girlgye
28-12-2009, 06:48 PM
On the 9th day of Christmas will come the black T'rest.

Oh yea! oh yea! oh yea!

On the cover of every red top and almost every broadsheet is a picture of the new 25 students British planning plane threats on our shores. Alongside this is the DER DER DERRRRRR startling article that 12 million (do what?) yes 12 million bank accounts ARE UNDER THREAT. Blimey.

Yes journalists got into bank accounts of top celebrities including Russel Brand and were asked 4 security questions which they easily answered. This means that T'rest (oops wrong story go and slap her head) Criminals!!!! Can easily access 12 million bank accounts. Only 12 million? I say. So run that by me again when my friendly call centre worker from the phillipines asks me my security questions such as 1. what exactly was the amount you spent on your last transaction. 2. name me one of your standing orders and when it was last paid. 3. What was your last partners surname. 4. Tell me the address of the last school you went to. Now I could call back again in 5 minutes and the Computer would give her 4 different questions to ask.

You mean that Criminals!!!!!! Will easily be able to answer these questions? OMG! DER DER DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR


So...There you have it! We have BLACK man. You got that a BLACK man plotting to blow us up. Don't you see? No plane is safe. Your bank account is not safe either.

Now consider right wing middle England Housewife 2.2 kids and a bank manager for her husband. After having the evil mother in law round for Christmas and slaving away over her family and running around buying presents she is now presented with A BLACK MAN FROM ENGLAND and the prospect of her hard earned cash going up in smoke. (guaranteed love guaranteed - only the only thieves will not be Afro/Caribbean in origin lemme tell ya)What on Earth is she to do? This is what she wakes up to this morning and she thought she was ready to pack her skis.

First it was the 'pakis' that is a perjorative term in England much the same as 'nigger' is in the States for blacks, for an Asian person from India or Pakistan or any of their diaspora not at present for any one with Chinese features. Now we can't trust the BLACKS either. omg. I knew it would come to this. See that Labour govt (cue the autocue for next Rothschild sprog to take to the wheels at the election tick tock 5 mths and counting) it was them who invited them over in the 1960s and still they are marauding into our shores MARAUDING.

So there you have it Blacks not to be trusted and we can't trust the Asian community either. Yes that is the motto of the Lord our Newspaper stories TODAY.:rolleyes:

Editors Note: Spot the queues anyone in these articles today? Anyone ever read L Ron Hubbard? Same o Same o.

Wake up little sheepy. I hear the sound of BLADES.

bigscotsman
29-12-2009, 01:00 AM
not a daily mail reader then? :)

girlgye
29-12-2009, 01:56 AM
Nope these Stories were on the cover of the The Independent, The Guardian, The Times ran a story on an Asian drug smuggler being sentenced to death in China, The Mirror, The Sun and I'm not sure about the Daily Mail THATS HOW MUCH I READ THE DAILY MAIL.

An absolute disgrace.

Wake up people.

purple rain
29-12-2009, 06:36 AM
I don't get what this thread is about.

tom bombadil
29-12-2009, 11:32 AM
It is about four replies long and also about the content in the original post!


Nelly :)