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strider
14-09-2007, 07:37 PM
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sirjohnthebadji
23-09-2007, 01:29 AM
http://www.allanplenderleith.com/images/odds/badger.jpg
That reminds me, latest badges gathered from far and wide, -
'If I could
do it again,
I'd do it all
over you'
PROFOUND
NONENTITY
'If I could
do it again,
I'd do it all
over you'
PROFOUND
NONENTITY
I
LIKE MY
SMELL
It's only
RACIST
when white people
do it, dont you
know
It's only
RACIST
when white people
do it, dont you
know
EQUALITY
- THE NEW INJUSTICE
EQUALITY
- THE NEW INJUSTICE
Feeling
cuntish and
bummerly
FIRST
CLASS
BASTARD
XENOPHOBIA
- The New Honesty
[SIZE="6"]VOTE
FASCIST[/SIZ
You know you have
no choice
Old Flame Haiku
You’re a leper to
my touch!
Keep away from
my crutch!
Thanks very much!
John Thorkild Ellison
I
LIKE MY
SMELL
sirjohnthebadji
26-09-2007, 02:59 AM
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That reminds me, latest badges gathered from far and wide, -
'If I could
do it again,
I'd do it all
over you'
PROFOUND
NONENTITY
'If I could
do it again,
I'd do it all
over you'
PROFOUND
NONENTITY
I
LIKE MY
SMELL
It's only
RACIST
when white people
do it, dont you
know
It's only
RACIST
when white people
do it, dont you
know
EQUALITY
- THE NEW INJUSTICE
EQUALITY
- THE NEW INJUSTICE
Feeling
cuntish and
bummerly
FIRST
CLASS
BASTARD
XENOPHOBIA
- The New Honesty
[size="6"]VOTE
FASCIST[/SIZ
You know you have
no choice
Old Flame Haiku
You’re a leper to
my touch!
Keep away from
my crutch!
Thanks very much!
John Thorkild Ellison
I
LIKE MY
SMELL
Furthermore, and can't be bothered to reformat these slogans for badge or t-shirt use but it has been done
Funny
stories to
tell
C-C-C-
CoOL
C-C-C-
CoOL
Frotteur
frotteuse
THIS IS
ART
IS THIS
ART?
Nothing is
foolproof to a sufficiently
talented fool
Nothing is
foolproof to a sufficiently
talented fool
He
who laughs
last, thinks slowest
Dream as if
you'll live forever,
live as if you'll
die today! The
choice
Let the world pass
in its time-ridden race;
never get caught in its snare.
Remember, the only acceptable
case for being in any particular
place is having no
business there.
You were saying?
auron
26-09-2007, 11:27 AM
What in fucks name was that all about??? :D:D:D
sirjohnthebadji
27-09-2007, 03:32 AM
What in fucks name was that all about??? :D:D:D
Sorry, I didn't explain myself very well. The idea is to get some quiet spot in cyberspace and broadcast thought-provoking ideas into people's brains. I've owned a badge-making machine for some years, and have made loads of one-off badges (and the occasional t-shirt) for people who've come up with an insight that deserves sharing, who then wander round wearing the badge that makes the person who reads it think too, and I thought the idea might translate into cyberspace or whatever it's called. I came up with something I called the Psychotropon (a slide-show) to accommodate this idea, but am not techno enough to translate it into file-share territory.
Examples of recent badges
ONTOLOGICALLY
INSECURE
FASHIONABLY
UNHYGIENIC
JUMP
AND THE NET
APPEARS
SOME
GURU, SOME
DO
PEDIGREE
MONGREL
CONSENSUS
REALITY
ALERT
and so on. That's sort of what it is.
sirjohnthebadji
27-09-2007, 04:20 AM
Sorry, I didn't explain myself very well. The idea is to get some quiet spot in cyberspace and broadcast thought-provoking ideas into people's brains. I've owned a badge-making machine for some years, and have made loads of one-off badges (and the occasional t-shirt) for people who've come up with an insight that deserves sharing, who then wander round wearing the badge that makes the person who reads it think too, and I thought the idea might translate into cyberspace or whatever it's called. I came up with something I called the Psychotropon (a slide-show) to accommodate this idea, but am not techno enough to translate it into file-share territory.
Examples of recent badges
ONTOLOGICALLY
INSECURE
FASHIONABLY
UNHYGIENIC
JUMP
AND THE NET
APPEARS
SOME
GURU, SOME
DO
PEDIGREE
MONGREL
CONSENSUS
REALITY
ALERT
and so on. That's sort of what it is.
Except, were it Psychotroponic, it would read
ONTOLOGICALLY
INSECURE
FASHIONABLY
UNHYGIENIC
JUMP
AND THE NET
APPEARS
SOME
GURU, SOME
DO
PEDIGREE
MONGREL
CONSENSUS
REALITY
ALERT
auron
27-09-2007, 07:10 AM
I want some badges with these on them:
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
sirjohnthebadji
28-09-2007, 11:35 PM
I want some badges with these on them:
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Good idea. Meanwhile
REPEAL
THE LAWS OF
PHYSICS
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
sirjohnthebadji
02-10-2007, 12:49 AM
Latest
I
WELCOME
WOGS
sirjohnthebadji
03-10-2007, 02:13 AM
Well, here's the latest badges:
I AM
OBESE
SAD
BUT
TRUE
I
DON'T TAKE
IT THE BUM
NORMALLY
INTRUSIVE
THOUGHT
DETECTOR
SCREAMINGLY
BORED
INDESCRIBABLE
UNDERPANTS
CLAPPED OUT?
SO?
ACTUALLY
HAPPENED
I
SAID THAT
BUT
And so on and so on.
soglad
03-10-2007, 02:14 AM
Big long posts make me cry :(
sirjohnthebadji
03-10-2007, 02:32 AM
Big long posts make me cry :(
SOUNDS
GOOD
sirjohnthebadji
15-10-2007, 02:35 AM
SOUNDS
GOOD
[/SIZE]
"Sometimes
a badge is just
a badge"
"In and behind the
agencies of repression,
the repressed material
finally asserts itself
victoriously."
"In and
behind the agencies
of repression, the
repressed material
finally asserts
itself victoriously."
SAD BUT
TRUE
Smoker's Haiku
I always enjoyed my smokes,
Nobody chokes,
It's all a bloody hoax!
John Thorkild Ellison
HAS THIS
HAPPENED
YET?
HAS THIS
HAPPENED
YET?
HAS THIS
HAPPENED
YET?
"You
don't believe
all that, do
you?"
"You
don't believe
all that, do
you?"
NIL
ILLEGITIMI
CARBORUNDUM
[/CENTER]
sirjohnthebadji
16-10-2007, 01:30 AM
And since there doesn't seem to be a place for poetry on this forum, here's a great humorous poem by a pal of mine
Poem by my friend Deaf Rabbit
Judas
Tired of his endless guilt,
He rode his motorbike to Gethsemane
And went out to strangle Jesus.
Coming home at last, he met his girl
And felt the tender swastika of love.
John Thorkild Ellison
sirjohnthebadji
19-10-2007, 01:40 AM
If you're
not taking any
flak, you're not
over the target!
If you're
not taking any
flak, you're not
over the target!
Change
your brain.
Reimprint.
Create a
New Reality
STAY
CALM
SELF-
CENTRED
Drunken Haiku
No way am I a
monk!
I’d like to fill you up
with spunk!
JTE
Drunken Haiku
No way am I a
monk!
I’d like to fill you up
with spunk!
JTE
"Sometimes
a badge is just
a badge"
STAY
CALM
"In and
behind the agencies of
repression, the repressed
material finally asserts
itself victoriously."
SELF
CENTRED
Smoker's Haiku
I always enjoyed my
smokes,
Nobody chokes,
It's all a bloody hoax!
John Thorkild Ellison
sirjohnthebadji
23-10-2007, 12:56 AM
The Machine Is Using Us
THE
MACHINE IS
USING US
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gmP4nk0EOE&eurl
sirjohnthebadji
31-10-2007, 12:02 AM
sirjohnthebadji
01-11-2007, 02:25 AM
And then it was opined...
(text only)
STONED
AGE MAN
The human race
has one really
effective weapon, and
that is laughter...
Mark Twain
Ein Reich,
Ein Volk,
Ein Brownie
"I
will not be pushed,
filed, stamped, indexed,
briefed, debriefed or
numbered. My life is
my own.... I am not
a number, I am
a free man"
"I
will not be pushed,
filed, stamped, indexed,
briefed, debriefed or
numbered. My life is
my own.... I am not
a number, I am
a free man"
GO TO
WORK ON A
SAUSAGE
We are the
ones we have
been waiting
for
GO TO
WORK ON A
SAUSAGE
We are the
ones we have
been waiting
for
BOSS
OF MY OWN
BRAIN
We are the
ones we have
been waiting
for
IT’LL
HAPPENED
So
eventually
it makes
sense
]:cool:[/SIZE]
sirjohnthebadji
02-11-2007, 01:02 AM
STONED
AGE MAN
The human race
has one really
effective weapon,
and that is
laughter...
Mark Twain
CELEBRITY
POET
Ein Reich,
Ein Volk,
Ein Brownie
"I
will not be pushed,
filed, stamped, indexed,
briefed, debriefed or
numbered. My life is
my own.... I am not
a number, I am
a free man"
"I
will not be pushed,
filed, stamped, indexed,
briefed, debriefed or
numbered. My life is
my own.... I am not
a number, I am
a free man"
GO TO
WORK ON A
SAUSAGE
We are the
ones we have
been waiting
for
GO TO
WORK ON A
SAUSAGE
We are the
ones we have
been waiting
for
BOSS
OF MY OWN
BRAIN
We are the
ones we have
been waiting
for
GO TO
WORK ON A
SAUSAGE
that sort of thing
sirjohnthebadji
03-11-2007, 03:24 AM
MAKE
HISTORY A
THING OF
THE PAST
soglad
03-11-2007, 03:50 AM
Sir, I'm afriad I'm going to have to ask you to leave the internet...
sirjohnthebadji
04-11-2007, 02:50 AM
Sir, I'm afriad I'm going to have to ask you to leave the internet...
Thanks, please arrange it. In the meantime, ineluctably
STONED
AGE MAN
IN A
SPIRITUAL
COMA
I
WAS THINKING
ABOUT RUNNING
AWAY WITH
YOU
I
WAS THINKING
ABOUT RUNNING
AWAY WITH
YOU
IN A
SPIRITUAL
COMA
MAKE
HISTORY A
THING OF
THE PAST
MAKE
HISTORY A
THING OF
THE PAST
"I
will not be pushed,
filed, stamped, indexed,
briefed, debriefed or
numbered. My life is
my own.... I am not
a number, I am
a free man"
GO TO
WORK ON A
SAUSAGE
We are the
ones we have
been waiting
for
GO TO
WORK ON A
SAUSAGE...
sirjohnthebadji
05-11-2007, 02:28 AM
This
only works
late at
night
This phrase would work better on a black background, but I can't work out how to do it.
YOU
DON'T HAVE
TO READ
THIS
sirjohnthebadji
08-11-2007, 11:41 PM
Bless me Fr 4 I have innsed
Badge slogans below partly inspired by your thought-provoking thread. I'm with you on the power of the Logos (see Terence McKenna and so on) and hope your thread continues. Very thought-provoking. Thanks
STONED
AGE MAN
I’MPOSSIBLE
Television
= tell lie vision
"History is just a
bitch, and you can
fuck her in any way
that you want, if
you have the
authority."
"History is just a
bitch, and you can fuck
her in any way that you
want, if you have the authority."
G.O.D.
Galactic Obliteration
Device
I’MPOSSIBLE
The
"State of
Israel"?
51st?
I ♥
TERROR
The
"State of
Israel"?
51st?
I ♥
TERROR
I ♥
TERROR
I support
people who say[/SIZE]
ENOCH
WAS RIGHT
or wrong as the
case may be
I support
people who say
ENOCH
WAS RIGHT
or wrong as the
case may be
Diet is
‘Die’ with a
‘T’ in it
Diet is
‘Die’ with a
‘T’ in it
STAMP OUT
POLITICAL
CORRECTION
NORMALLY
TRAUMATISED
NORMALLY
TRAUMATISED
sirjohnthebadji
08-11-2007, 11:50 PM
FORGOT
THIS
STAMP OUT
POLITICAL
CORRECTION
THOUGHT
CRIMINAL
THOUGHT
CRIMINAL
WHITE
NEGRO
WHITE
NEGRO
WARNING
LOW
BOREDOM
THRESHOLD
This
only works
late at
night
YOU
DON'T HAVE
TO READ
THIS
IN A
SPIRITUAL
COMA
This
only works
late at
night
IN A
SPIRITUAL
COMA
MAKE
HISTORY A
THING OF
THE PAST
MAKE
HISTORY A
THING OF
THE PAST
"I
will not be pushed,
filed, stamped, indexed,
briefed, debriefed or
numbered. My life is
my own.... I am not
a number, I am
a free man"
GO TO
WORK ON A
SAUSAGE
sirjohnthebadji
29-11-2007, 04:00 AM
sirjohnthebadji
29-11-2007, 04:09 AM
STONED
AGE MAN
Breaking
on through
KENNETH
WOLSTENHOLME
APPRECIATION
SOCIETY
STUPID
WOMAN
STUPID
MAN
STUPID
PERSON
MAN
WOMAN
PERSON
STUPID
KENNETH
WOLSTENHOLME
APPRECIATION
SOCIETY
Don’t
encourage
me
white
negro
MAKE
HISTORY A
THING OF
THE PAST
IS THERE
ANYBODY
OUT THERE?
LIVING
IN A FAKE
UNIVERSE
IT’S
JUST A
RIDE
sirjohnthebadji
01-12-2007, 01:41 AM
STONED
AGE MAN
Supportive
gloom on
offer
GO,
HAGBARDTM
Free
education
for
politicians!
Free
education
for
politicians!
IT’S
ME
IT’S
ME
IT’S
ME
Only
what is seen
sideways
sinks deep
E.M. Forster
Only
what is seen
sideways
sinks deep
E.M. Forster
LOL
DUNNO,
REALLY
NO TO
DILDO
FASCISM
IT’S
ME
Feeling
A Bit Wild
And Woolly
dunno,
maybe
NO TO
DILDO
FasciM
sirjohnthebadji
01-12-2007, 01:57 AM
thus I
Changed
The World
:d
sirjohnthebadji
03-12-2007, 01:31 AM
Spent ages twiddling fonts and so on for the actual badges, but when I copy them over here they lose all
STONED
AGE MAN
HAVING A
LUCID INTERVAL
HAVING A
LUCID INTERVAL
zooming
past
gorillas
Mohammed(TM)
who he?
Another
Boring
Muslim(TM)
Supportive
gloom on
offer
THUS I
CHANGED
THE WORLD
THUS I
CHANGED
THE WORLD
Free
education
for
politicians!
Free
education
for
politicians!
IT’S
ME
IT’S
ME
that formatting, however here is the plain text:
sirjohnthebadji
07-12-2007, 02:39 AM
STONED
AGE MAN
Power
to the
Peaceful
Power
to the
Peaceful
TERRIBLE
HUNGOVER
I felt perverted,
creepy, worthless,
disconnected, antisocial,
and psychotic.
I felt perverted,
creepy, worthless,
disconnected, antisocial,
and psychotic
"Fuck yeah,
dude. It's gonna be
SWEET!"
"Fuck yeah,
dude. It's gonna be
SWEET!"
TERRIBLE
HUNGOVER
BE
ANGRY,
THEN
BE
ANGRY,
THEN
HAVE
NOT UPSET
ANYBODY
TODAY
HAVE
NOT UPSET
ANYBODY
TODAY
MAY
WEIRDNESS PREVAIL
CHARISMA
COACH
MAY
WEIRDNESS PREVAIL
sirjohnthebadji
13-12-2007, 03:28 AM
STONED
AGE MAN
There is only
NOW,
just do it!
There is
only now, just
do it!
MARBLES
GONE
NOTHING
WILL PROBABLY
HAPPEN
NOTHING
WILL PROBABLY
HAPPEN
Lead,
Follow or Get
Out Of The
Way!
Balls I say
BALLS!
Lead,
Follow or Get
Out Of The
Way!
"Earth is
the insane
asylum of the
Universe"
NORMAL
SERVICE WILL
BE RESUMED
AS SOON AS
POSSIBLE
IF
SOMETHING
HAPPENS, IT
HAPPENS
IF
SOMETHING HAPPENS, IT HAPPENS
FRIENDLY
NOISES
NORMAL
SERVICE WILL
BE RESUMED
AS SOON AS
POSSIBLE
FRIENDLY
NOISES
Power
To The
Peaceful
Power
to the
Peaceful
TERRIBLE
HUNGOVER
ryethorpe
22-03-2008, 01:14 AM
Just for the archives -
THERE’S
A PLACE FOR
PEOPLE LIKE
ME
I
ATE
FOETUSES
life is too
short for
embroid
WAR
IS NOT THE
ANSWER
- on any level
*~*
It's
a crazy
situation.
But all I need
are minarets and
alcohol
COLLAPSED
CATHOLIC
ryethorpe
24-07-2008, 01:15 AM
I
Still
Believe In
God
Why
Bother With
Men
History
Happens To
Somebody Else
God Is
A Killer
It's
A Form Of
Attention
Seeking
Suddenly,
I Achieved
Nationhood
Left-handed
Sandwich
Etcetera
Etcectera
Resolutely
Heterosexual
Elderly
Poofter
Scientific
Whim
I'd
Like To Tell You
A Mind-changing
Truth
Lead
Me To Your
Maker
Me
'ed Went
Innit?
i
Blame
God
Normal
Australian
...
ryethorpe
17-10-2008, 12:04 AM
PLEASE
EXCUSE ME I'M
FROM WALES
REAL
SCEPTICS HAVE
OPEN MINDS
FEELING
FREE TO
GALUMPH
NEVER
ARGUE WITH
AN IDIOT
INITIATION
FEEDBACK
PROCESS
BLACK
NATIONALIST
ONE
OF
US
HI
WOGGY(tm)
FAKE
BANKSY(tm)
WITTERING
ON
APPROXIMATELY
NORMAL
THAT'S
WHAT I THOUGHT
THEN
COMMUNICATION
THROUGH LIBRARY
BOOKS
NONCE
POWER
IS
THIS
REAL?
DO
I KNOW WHAT
I THINK
GROBURST
TRUMPETOLOGY!
EHEU
FUGACES!
STOP,
IN THE NAME
OF LOVE!
hunger
17-10-2008, 12:54 AM
Bravo! Really enjoyed that! :D
Nostalgia...It ain't what it used to be ;)
ryethorpe
25-10-2008, 12:39 AM
REALLY?
Thanks. Excellent sounds. Well there's a bit more
HALAL
PORK
FEEL
FREE TO BE
FUTILE
I
HAVEN'T
STARTED A NEW
RELIGION
I'LL
BUMBLE MY
WAY THROUGH
THANKS
THE
BADGE THAT
NEVER WAS
MUDDLING
TOWARDS
ENLIGHTMENT/
OBLIVION
HATE
BADGE
NOTHING
HAPPENED
AGAIN
NOTHING
HAPPENED
AGAIN
keystone
25-10-2008, 12:51 AM
http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/92/noideabunnyor2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
keystone
25-10-2008, 12:52 AM
Can't you do this without all those infernal carriage returns?
Please?