Cannabis Now Worse Than The Nazis

[bicycle]

CANNABIS is now more evil than the Nazis and smoking the drug is worse for the brain than watching Richard Madeley on television, new research suggests.



During the Sixties smoking dope was hardly evil at all, and the drug was more playful and slightly naughty, but in a nice way, a bit like Kenneth Williams.

In the Seventies and Eighties marijuana briefly became totally harmless and could be smoked by future Cabinet ministers up to the rank of Home Secretary without any effect on their brains whatsoever.

However, a massive increase in the strength of the drug since politicians all stopped using it has now made it more nasty and brutish than the combined evil of the Third Reich.

Professor Tom Booker, head of drug research at Glasgow’s Clyde University and the man who conducted the latest lengthy study into the drug, said: “Yeah, whatever.”

A spokesman for the University said: “The Nazi’s were very bad people but even they could not make a middle class white boy adopt dreadlocks for a hairstyle, or make a highly intelligent middle aged man crawl around the floor of his laboratory in his underpants weeping with laughter about nothing at all, and then eat his own weight in marshmallows.”

Following the promotion of cannabis to the top spot in the evilness rankings the top ten most evil things in the world are:

1. (-) Cannabis
2. (2) Tobacco
3. (4) Debt consolidation ads featuring Carol Vorderman
= 5. (1) Richard and Judy
= 5. (3) The Nazis
6. (-) Heathrow Airport
7. (5) Prince Phillip
8. (7) Joseph Stalin
9. (-) Noel Edmonds
10. (10) The Devil and all his minions

(Previous position in brackets)

[eat_a_grey]

“The Nazi’s were very bad people but even they could not make a middle class white boy adopt dreadlocks for a hairstyle, or make a highly intelligent middle aged man crawl around the floor of his laboratory in his underpants weeping with laughter about nothing at all, and then eat his own weight in marshmallows.”

Ok..so whats wrong with this?Really??

Is it better to work in your laboratory on weapons/chemical agents that will kill people by the millions?

[smariot]

The problem is that if people are crawling around, laughing at nothing, they're not out there making money. And if they're not making money, they're not paying income tax, and using their hard earned money to fill their home up with expensive stuff. The economy will collapse and the bankers will come along and reposes the entire country since they stopped making money off it. You don't want that!

[lydia78]

During the Sixties smoking dope was hardly evil at all, and the drug was more playful and slightly naughty, but in a nice way, a bit like Kenneth Williams

PMSL!!!!

That has to be the funnest description of the leaf I ever heard!!

Ohhhhh Matron pass the spliff!!

[whitelightrabbit]

Ridiculous! who would take that title seriously? utter shite.

[auron]

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/5008/jointun9.gif
Fuck the law.

[kashmirz]

I will say this...

Dont blame the herbs, blame the people that mis use them

In all senses, be it personal use, political gain, any way you swing it, it would always come down to the person.

[fantana]

Noel Edmunds is a fucking hero, but not a Heavily Muscled Hero Type Guy (HMHT) such as myself.



That is all

[edelweiss pirate]

CANNABIS is now more evil than the Nazis and smoking the drug is worse for the brain than watching Richard Madeley on television, new research suggests.



During the Sixties smoking dope was hardly evil at all, and the drug was more playful and slightly naughty, but in a nice way, a bit like Kenneth Williams.

In the Seventies and Eighties marijuana briefly became totally harmless and could be smoked by future Cabinet ministers up to the rank of Home Secretary without any effect on their brains whatsoever.

However, a massive increase in the strength of the drug since politicians all stopped using it has now made it more nasty and brutish than the combined evil of the Third Reich.

Professor Tom Booker, head of drug research at Glasgow’s Clyde University and the man who conducted the latest lengthy study into the drug, said: “Yeah, whatever.”

A spokesman for the University said: “The Nazi’s were very bad people but even they could not make a middle class white boy adopt dreadlocks for a hairstyle, or make a highly intelligent middle aged man crawl around the floor of his laboratory in his underpants weeping with laughter about nothing at all, and then eat his own weight in marshmallows.”

Following the promotion of cannabis to the top spot in the evilness rankings the top ten most evil things in the world are:

1. (-) Cannabis
2. (2) Tobacco
3. (4) Debt consolidation ads featuring Carol Vorderman
= 5. (1) Richard and Judy
= 5. (3) The Nazis
6. (-) Heathrow Airport
7. (5) Prince Phillip
8. (7) Joseph Stalin
9. (-) Noel Edmonds
10. (10) The Devil and all his minions

(Previous position in brackets)

Who wrote that? That was quality prose.

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Professor Tom Booker, head of drug research at Glasgow’s Clyde University and the man who conducted the latest lengthy study into the drug, said: “Yeah, whatever.”

A spokesman for the University said: “The Nazi’s were very bad people but even they could not make a middle class white boy adopt dreadlocks for a hairstyle, or make a highly intelligent middle aged man crawl around the floor of his laboratory in his underpants weeping with laughter about nothing at all, and then eat his own weight in marshmallows.”

Following the promotion of cannabis to the top spot in the evilness rankings the top ten most evil things in the world are:

1. (-) Cannabis
2. (2) Tobacco
3. (4) Debt consolidation ads featuring Carol Vorderman
= 5. (1) Richard and Judy
= 5. (3) The Nazis
6. (-) Heathrow Airport
7. (5) Prince Phillip
8. (7) Joseph Stalin
9. (-) Noel Edmonds
10. (10) The Devil and all his minions

(Previous position in brackets)

Awesome post! Yeah, I've been saying for years that there is an International Weed Conspiracy (IWC). The IWC is the most secretive and pernicious force in the world today. It's way above the level of the Reps and the Illuminati. Their goal is to make lazy Deadheads out of all of us. Their goal is also to make good comedy obsolete by making people like Carrot Top and Galliger seem funny if you're stoned. Well guess what folks? They're not! All of you pot-smoking idolators are bringing down the whole ship! Jesus saves!

[devyn]

Legalize it.....Don't criticize it.

[freedomnonfighter]

Awesome post! Yeah, I've been saying for years that there is an International Weed Conspiracy (IWC). The IWC is the most secretive and pernicious force in the world today. It's way above the level of the Reps and the Illuminati. Their goal is to make lazy Deadheads out of all of us. Their goal is also to make good comedy obsolete by making people like Carrot Top and Galliger seem funny if you're stoned. Well guess what folks? They're not! All of you pot-smoking idolators are bringing down the whole ship! Jesus saves!

What on Earth are you smoking?

I don't know about you, but I think that the following contribute to what you're saying MUCH worse than the use of Nature:
1) TELEVISION
2) Alcoholism and 'Sexaholism'
3) Education System
4) The drugging of the population brought to you by Big Pharma. Especially vaccines and all the crap given to today's children that destroy their brains, their immune systems, and weaken them physically. Brave New World style...
5) The fact that our entire culture and society is dumbed down to a 5th grade level, mostly due to the aforementioned! How funny that we now have a show "Are you smarter than a 5th grader?" or whatever it's called.

The use of Nature (Cannabis / Psilocybin mushrooms, etc) actually helps people see through all the bs. Hell, I wouldn't even be here on this forum knowing everything I do now if it weren't for our little Tools found within Nature that are there for a very good reason. I'd be going to school to be a better slave to the system!

[revolution 9]

Weed, if anything, is weaker than it was during the 60s. This is bullshit.

Galligher? Even stoned he's not funny. Come on now, you need stronger evidence than that.

Why not a thread about how horrible alcohol is? I've known more people killed by that than weed. (He said as he finished his 6th shot of Yukon Jack.)

[clipwip]

Man, oh man!

you people really have a poor bullshit detector! "International Weed Conspiracy?" A doctor who says, "Yeah, whatever."? If the original post in this thread was not a joke, I will cut my nuts off and eat them.

[freedomnonfighter]

Speak for yourself :) I'd say you have a rather terrible propaganda detector.

But I do hope you're hungry, for propaganda is indeed a joke to those who can see ;)

[auron]

What on Earth are you smoking?

I don't know about you, but I think that the following contribute to what you're saying MUCH worse than the use of Nature:
1) TELEVISION
2) Alcoholism and 'Sexaholism'
3) Education System
4) The drugging of the population brought to you by Big Pharma. Especially vaccines and all the crap given to today's children that destroy their brains, their immune systems, and weaken them physically. Brave New World style...
5) The fact that our entire culture and society is dumbed down to a 5th grade level, mostly due to the aforementioned! How funny that we now have a show "Are you smarter than a 5th grader?" or whatever it's called.

The use of Nature (Cannabis / Psilocybin mushrooms, etc) actually helps people see through all the bs. Hell, I wouldn't even be here on this forum knowing everything I do now if it weren't for our little Tools found within Nature that are there for a very good reason. I'd be going to school to be a better slave to the system!
Yey! :)

[eternal_spirit]

I'm 48 hours into quitting smoking - nicotine lozenges, normal chewing gum and some fake plastic fag thing that I'm not overly impressed with. Oh and an occassional (non-inhaling) puff on a cigar to get me past the post-coffee pang with some sort of real tabacco flavour. But despite all the various aids it really does seem to come down to will power.
And it's starting to get to proper cold turkey time now - aching desire for one of the bloody things. I'm told the second 48 hours is harder. I really hope not.


I may swear at you though.

h
Harry

[eternal_spirit]

http://cyber.law.harvard.edu/blogs/static/dowbrigade/spliff.jpg

[auron]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y28/bballboy533/big_weed_joint.jpg

[eternal_spirit]

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/3808/bigpipepg2.jpg

[auron]

http://codshit.com/spliff.jpg

[chattanova]

http://img40.picoodle.com/img/img40/9/9/14/f_EARThpipem_f2e001b.jpg

[auron]

http://aycu26.webshots.com/image/25585/2000524604398137635_rs.jpg

[chattanova]

http://img31.picoodle.com/img/img31/9/9/14/f_14m_d6b9a12.jpg

[malvern]

shit i missed the piont, i was stoned.
freedom for all:)

[revolution 9]

http://cyber.law.harvard.edu/blogs/static/dowbrigade/spliff.jpg

Thanks for posting that, someone on a (now dead) forum used to use that as an avatar and I was looking for it.

[synergy777]

what about hot blonde nazi chicks with spliffs, are they double evil, lol

[greenleaf]

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/9948/jokeaspliffadaywr1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/9948/jokeaspliffadaywr1.977143d664.jpg (http://g.imageshack.us/g.php?h=146&i=jokeaspliffadaywr1.jpg)

[greenleaf]

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/9357/marijuanadollarcomedyhefc8.jpg

[greenleaf]

http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/769/weednt9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[synergy777]

SOUL FOOD

http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/9220/mcweedur6.png


PERFECT WOMAN

http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/7231/1splashqw5.jpg

WHY DO SMALL INTENSE/PIERCING EYES, EVIL LOOKING CHICKS, PUSH ME BUTTONS, THE MORE EVIL/POWERFUL LOOKING, THE BETTER.

[lydia78]

http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/769/weednt9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

What do they do when they get the munchies?:D

[thetonic]

Professor Tom Booker, head of drug research at Glasgow’s Clyde University and the man who conducted the latest lengthy study into the drug, said: “Yeah, whatever.”

YEAH ... WHATEVER! :D:):p