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zyphus
01-12-2009, 06:26 PM
The following is the list of the top 30 names from the book, many of which are street names and most of which incorporate body part or sexual slang:

1. Cocks, Cornwall
2. Minge Lane, Upton-upon-Severn, Worcestershire, England
3. Bell End, Worcestershire, England
4. Twatt, Shetland (note, there is another Twatt in Orkney)
5. Sandy Balls, a long-established holiday centre in New Forest, Hampshire, England with a name dating back to Henry VIII
6. Muff, County Donegal, Ireland (Not part of UK)
7. Fingringhoe, Essex, England
8. Back Passage, City of London, an alleyway in the EC1 postal district
9. Shitterton, Dorset, England
10. Slag Lane, Merseyside, a residential street in Haydock, England
11. Hole of Horcum, North York Moors, England
12. Fanny Hands Lane, Lincolnshire, England
13. Inchinnan Drive, Renfrewshire, Scotland
14. Cockshoot Close, Oxfordshire, England
15. Funbag Drive, Watford, England
16. Fanny Avenue, Derbyshire, England
17. Beaver Close, Surrey, England
18. Dick Court, Lanarkshire, Scotland
19. Felch Square, Powys, Wales
20. Lickfold, West Sussex, England
21. Rimswell, East Riding of Yorkshire, England
22. Spanker Lane, Nether Heage, Derbyshire
23. Cocknmouth Close, West End, Surrey
24. Friars' Entry, Oxford, Oxfordshire, England
25. Butt Hole Road, Conisbrough, South Yorkshire
26. Cockermouth, Allerdale, Cumbria
27. Fine Bush Lane, Ruislip
28. Ladygate Lane, Ruislip
29. Hornyold Road, Malvern, Worcestershire, England
30. Crotch Crescent, Marston, Oxford, England

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rude_Britain

curtaincat
03-12-2009, 02:37 PM
that is really funny. there was a book in the library just like that... it had pic after pic of the road signs..

i laughed so much. :D:D:D

ex_anser_ovo
03-12-2009, 03:02 PM
I could see how it can be because the British language has different slang words. Or the roads are named after actual people.

But, Butt Hole Road? Someone in that community meeting must have said something before that went through. :p

curtaincat
03-12-2009, 05:34 PM
I could see how it can be because the British language has different slang words. Or the roads are named after actual people.

But, Butt Hole Road? Someone in that community meeting must have said something before that went through. :p

Your answer makes it even funnier... in england they same bum , not butt. haha ! that was mentioned in a different thread... i think it was by some guy with an alien rephead.

All the names in this thread are true... and that is why it is so funny and cute and gives me a good laugh !!! :cool: :D

macneil
03-12-2009, 06:14 PM
lol, seriously

15. Funbag Drive, Watford, England

sofa king
03-12-2009, 06:21 PM
lol, seriously

15. Funbag Drive, Watford, England

c'mon Fingringhoe and Cocknmouth are way funnier

LOL

sofa king
03-12-2009, 06:25 PM
I'm sure then you've heard of Gropecunt Lane


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gropecunt_Lane

macneil
03-12-2009, 06:27 PM
c'mon Fingringhoe and Cocknmouth are way funnier

LOL

ha... funny as.

6. Muff, County Donegal, Ireland (Not part of UK)

http://www.muffdivingclub.ie/About.html

I shit you not...lol

sofa king
03-12-2009, 06:28 PM
http://www.muffdivingclub.ie/About.html

I shit you not...lol



BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I just spit coffee on the screen

macneil
03-12-2009, 06:29 PM
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I just spit coffee on the screen

lol for the real muff diving experience....

zyphus
03-12-2009, 11:29 PM
Thank god for a reply, I was beginning to think I was the only childish one here..

My person favourite: Cockshoot Close, Oxfordshire, England

And :D at Muff Diving.. Class

sofa king
04-12-2009, 07:14 PM
And :D at Muff Diving.. Class



I wonder if they will mail order sell T-shirts?

dreamykipper
04-12-2009, 09:36 PM
LOL just imagine combining these hilarious streets with very funny surnames :)

"how do you do, I am Mrs Flange from Minge Lane" ROFL

"I am Mr Slippery from Butt Hole Road"

macneil
05-12-2009, 12:20 AM
Yeah they do T-shirts lol

Do you have TOP filling stations in England?


http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:DExaoOxbCPezQM:http://www.muffdivingclub.net/images/st/st_TopKeyring.JPG http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:z5_sXI07AbWuTM:http://photos2.meetupstatic.com/photos/event/a/9/3/5/highres_7543317.jpeg

bobbydiva
06-12-2009, 10:35 PM
Fingringhoe, Essex, England

ha ha that's about right.

rhydra
07-12-2009, 01:54 AM
There is a place called brown Willy in Cornwall. :D

Best known for the Brown Willy Effect... I kid you not!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_Willy_effect

The Brown Willy effect is a meteorological phenomenon that sometimes occurs across the south-west peninsula of Britain. It leads to heavy showers developing over the high ground of Bodmin Moor in Cornwall, which then often travel a considerable distance downwind of their place of origin. It is named after the hill, Brown Willy, the highest point on the moor and in Cornwall as a whole. It is thought that the Boscastle flood of 2004 was caused by a particularly extreme example of the effect.:D:D:D