London Bomb 'not Scary Enough', Brown Tells Mi5

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LONDON BOMB 'NOT SCARY ENOUGH', BROWN TELLS MI5

PRIME Minister Gordon Brown has dismissed the latest London bomb scare as "feeble" and "unlikely to frighten the public".




Brown compared MI5 to the cast of 'Police Academy'Mr Brown is understood to be disappointed with MI5's effort, describing it as "half-arsed and transparent".

A source close to Brown said: "The PM wanted to start things off by scaring the absolute, holy shit out of people.

"A badly driven Merc with a couple of gas bottles in the back does not cut the mustard.

"We asked for Arabic literature on the passenger seat, a map of Whitehall with big red crosses on it and a huge controlled explosion on live television. Someone will be getting their backside felt for this."

The source added: "We're trying to introduce ID cards, imprisonment without trial and swingeing restrictions on freedom of speech.

"We wouldn't be able to force through new parking regulations on the back of this pile of arse."

Police say they are looking for "a man" in connection with the incident in London's Haymarket.

A Metropolitan Police spokesman said: "Our investigations are currently centred on a man. If you see a man you should react with complete terror and run screaming into the nearest busy shop or pub."

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A Metropolitan Police spokesman said: "Our investigations are currently centred on a man. If you see a man you should react with complete terror and run screaming into the nearest busy shop or pub."

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I actually think Gordon Brown is battling against those forces which are not always under our government's control. Consider the influence of the middle eastern secret societies and realise that methods of assassination not to mention mind control techniques, originate in the methods of the Hashisi or Assassins of Hasan Sabah.

Mix that up with the Catholics and Jesuits and any number of secret societies which do not necesserily have Britain's best interests at heart.

My mind is not made up yet. I think it intriguing that Blair has become a Catholic and that a rather inept though well meaning Ruth Kelly as Education secretary, was a member of Opus Dei. Why the Catholic involvement? Presumably a Catholic is loyal to the pope rather than the crown. This is why this caused so much hassle for Henry 8th, and his rather brutal method of wresting control of Britain away from Rome.

Perhaps the Jesuits are attacking Britain. To be honest I don't know, but on one level the terror is real, attacks are being foiled which had every posibility of happening, there is a game being played for our nations and our lives, that actually is played on a different level, but if a nation can stay true to some basic values such as seeking the truth and staying positive and not giving over to fear or despair, they will win through.

It's quite true to me that the spirit of comradeship and cheerful resistance throughout the blitz of London, really helped England get the upper hand in WW2, without any shots being fired, just by keeping positive. Germany' darkness of Nazisim could never had entered a 'white' country. And hopefully so England and the rest of the world, remain.

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I saw a man today, so I ran into the nearest pub but there was just more of the frightening buggers:eek: