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largejack
10-09-2007, 12:38 PM
Like the Queen's speech in the UK the US have introduced the 'Bin Laden' speech, because every year around about the anniversary of 911, he comes out of retirement, starts ranting on to the American people and reminding them that 'he' carried out 911, before disappearing once more to the safety of his cave.

If it wasn't so serious it would be hilarious! How can people believe this nonsense???

i_am
10-09-2007, 12:46 PM
Like the Queen's speech in the UK the US have introduced the 'Bin Laden' speech, because every year around about the anniversary of 911, he comes out of retirement, starts ranting on to the American people and reminding them that 'he' carried out 911, before disappearing once more to the safety of his cave.

If it wasn't so serious it would be hilarious! How can people believe this nonsense???

Of course there is also the fact that he is in the same clothes, in front of the same background and has the worst false beard in history.

Nothing to worry about! Go back to bed America! Your government is in control!

hagbard_celine
10-09-2007, 02:00 PM
the worst false beard in history.



Yes, it's strange how the best spy satalites ever built can't find bin Laden's cave, yet the wholesalers of "Just For Men" can.:D:rolleyes:

tiswas
10-09-2007, 03:33 PM
Men" Yes, it's strange how the best spy satalites ever built can't find bin Laden's cave, yet the wholesalers of "Just For can.:D:rolleyes:

That was a great one,:):):) he looks like one of those out of work actors that's giving a good show for all the world.

graflok
10-09-2007, 04:55 PM
Maybe by the year 3000 they'll be calling him Osama Claus:

http://aycu08.webshots.com/image/27967/2003167383409252827_rs.jpg

hyperqube714
11-09-2007, 01:08 AM
yeah, the producers of Weekend at Bernie's did a better job of making a dead guy look alive that obviously the CIA can do.

i_am
11-09-2007, 01:10 AM
yeah, the producers of Weekend at Bernie's did a better job of making a dead guy look alive that obviously the CIA can do.

but this is funnier, they should seriously look at a career in comedy :D

tiswas
11-09-2007, 04:39 PM
Why is it every 9/11, the saudi richboy is always being on a show?
Is it a guilty feeling from the powers from high up?:eek:

hagbard_celine
12-09-2007, 11:13 AM
http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=4333684073771293567&q=family+guy&total=50682&start=10&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=9

Hilarious! :D:D:D

eat_a_grey
12-09-2007, 05:18 PM
I was talking with Soglad the other day about this speech.

Does anyone have the time and resources to run a reverse speech ala David John Oates on these so called 'videos'?

It would be interesting to hear what the translation says,and even though it would be harder,to hear Bin Laden backwards,but the only problem with that is that you would have to know Arabic very well.

deca
15-09-2007, 05:24 PM
DIY Osama Tape

Osama Bin Laden - 911 Anniversary 2007 - YouTube


:D

majicdragon
16-09-2007, 01:10 AM
Check out the ladin reversals that were found. Can you hear the words?
: http://rapidshare.com/files/55581827/bin_laden_11_realtime_extractions.zip

0 min 38 sec - love thy brother
0 min 53 sec - I'm with FEMA now, I miss my mother
1 min 44 sec - and I'm in denial
2 min 01 sec - is the hand warming you
2 min 10 sec - Sudan might fight
3 min 16 sec - I'm gonna be the sand 'n-word' from halloween
3 min 42 sec - Me mother did come over
3 min 47 sec - with our cousin we was in Kashmir
4 min 05 sec - deny demography
4 min 42 sec - and whoa, we found Bin Laden
22 min 28 sec - I'll be talking through Adam Gadahn