View Full Version : Poll:How bigs your internet dick?
chris
20-11-2009, 01:34 PM
Well?
spongeblip
20-11-2009, 01:35 PM
Well?
:D:D:D:D:confused:
size_of_light
20-11-2009, 01:36 PM
The screen adds a couple of pounds. ;)
freckles
20-11-2009, 01:36 PM
I'm not telling! :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guUnErBM5Bc
spock
20-11-2009, 01:36 PM
like the jungle.......................massive!
lauren_almighty
20-11-2009, 01:55 PM
It would put all yours to shame.
chipstyxx
20-11-2009, 02:03 PM
Not as big as my internet boobs. :D
size_of_light
20-11-2009, 02:12 PM
It would put all yours to shame.
:o
http://i48.tinypic.com/2i9rvhg.jpg
spock
20-11-2009, 10:35 PM
Not as big as my internet boobs. :D
hahahaha!
my internet moobs are enormous too.
it's good to have a bit of a larf. this forum does get a bit too serious sometimes.
i know we discuss some dark shit sometimes but we need to laugh.
neutrino
21-11-2009, 01:37 AM
Mines so big it has planets orbiting around it.
torus
21-11-2009, 01:42 AM
I'm ALWAYS standing, internet or otherwise! I gave up looking at provocative images as my tailor's bill was becoming...well, FRIGHTENING!!!:p
lauren_almighty
21-11-2009, 02:02 AM
Mines so big it has planets orbiting around it.
They are called testicles. :p
size_of_light
21-11-2009, 03:30 AM
Mines so big it has planets orbiting around it.
They are called testicles. :p
It's the Milky Way.
metacomet
21-11-2009, 05:49 AM
I've been at this foruming thing since I was 13, by now my E-Peen is so large that it pulls me by gravitational force into threads and arguments of it's own accord.
supertzar
21-11-2009, 06:36 AM
Mine is so big I can stick it in the hole at the pole and use the Earth as a fleshlight.
metacomet
21-11-2009, 06:58 AM
Mine is so big I can stick it in the hole at the pole and use the Earth as a fleshlight.
Poor Antarctica :(
It also has 2 electrons orbiting it.
amokk1
22-11-2009, 01:47 PM
My online dick is so big, it has over 5000 friends on Facebook and a huge following on twitter. It has also appeared on Oprah Winfrey and won the Nobel Piss Prize.
It is also Satanic and has an all-seeing eye.
size_of_light
22-11-2009, 01:55 PM
My online dick is so big, it has over 5000 friends on Facebook and a huge following on twitter. It has also appeared on Oprah Winfrey and won the Nobel Piss Prize.
It is also Satanic and has an all-seeing eye.
That's the biggest online dick I've ever seen :eek:
brainfreeze
22-11-2009, 01:57 PM
I don't need a big dick. I've got a sexy sashay :p ;) :)
amethyst
22-11-2009, 03:24 PM
My bodacious ta-tas are bigger :D
amokk1
22-11-2009, 03:34 PM
My online dick is so big, it has over 5000 friends on Facebook and a huge following on twitter. It has also appeared on Oprah Winfrey and won the Nobel Piss Prize.
It is also Satanic and has an all-seeing eye.
That's the biggest online dick I've ever seen :eek:
Truth be told, I am the biggest dick online.
metacomet
22-11-2009, 06:56 PM
Truth be told, I am the biggest dick online.
I've definitely seen bigger.
Whoops.
rhydra
22-11-2009, 09:04 PM
Mine has a life of it's own, but it's not too clever, some silly cow conned it into giving her an apple once.:D
neutrino
22-11-2009, 10:25 PM
They are called testicles. :p
If my testicles are orbiting around my penis then there's definitely something wrong with me that requires immediate medical attention. ;)
lauren_almighty
22-11-2009, 10:50 PM
If my testicles are orbiting around my penis then there's definitely something wrong with me that requires immediate medical attention. ;)
Haha...I suggest you get that sorted asap.
neutrino
23-11-2009, 12:41 AM
Haha...I suggest you get that sorted asap.
Yes, I think I shall be requiring a female doctor. :cool:
amokk1
23-11-2009, 05:57 AM
Truth be told, I am the biggest dick online.
I've definitely seen bigger.
Whoops.
*cries*