Doner Kebab : 2 a week, and be dead in 10 years

[monitorlizard]

Think I'll skip the late night takeway....

Kebabs can contain a wine glass of cooking oil, warn scientists in shock fast-food survey

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-566383/Kebabs-contain-wine-glass-cooking-oil-warn-scientists-shock-fast-food-survey.html

I'm wary of the "special sauce", when they go through the back
to pour it in secret :eek:

[tesla]

Think I'll skip the late night takeway....

I'm wary of the "special sauce", when they go through the back
to pour it in secret :eek:


There is a shit hole round these parts, That we know for a fact, they sell the special sauce you're on about..

'Dirty fuckers'

[monitorlizard]

Tesla,

It's really worrying since the meat is on display near you when they
cut it, but they seem to wander way up the back of the shop
through a side door for a while, coming back with the sauce magically
added.

Heard many people say the "Special Sauce" is kept down a toilet... :eek:

Pingu : The Penguin , eats a kebab

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTHEHWA8BFc

[spiritual melody]

So whats in the special sauce?

[tesla]

So whats in the special sauce?



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[spiritual melody]

Nooooooooooooooooo yack yack yack wtf :eek::confused:


lol so do they keep a pan of it on the hob or is it fresh off the bone so to speak? :eek::eek::eek:

[paolo]

The League of Gentlemen had this about right

[relax]

Special possibly meaning MSG-LADEN!

[al209]

Special possibly meaning MSG-LADEN!

or TURK-JIZZ-LADEN

[tesla]

^ this

[eye_of_aries]

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Hahah, its a good thing Ive only ever had one kebab in my life.

[bobbydiva]

I love them lol - only thing I can eat after a heavy night drinking. I even risk the Mayonnaise!

[energi]

Fucking primitives, can't cook properly :mad:

No, just kidding LOL :D

I have heard from people around me though that some actually spit in their food before serving it. :(

[mark1963]

Fucking primitives, can't cook properly :mad:

No, just kidding LOL :D

I have heard from people around me though that some actually spit in their food before serving it. :(

I had a mate who was a chef in Londinium. Whenever he was pissed off for any reason all sorts of nasties found their way into the food.

I mean ALL sorts of nasties. Use your imagination and he did it.

I never eat out unless I can see it being prepared and I NEVER NEVER NEVER use any sauce.

[nihil]

What a load of non sense... you see when its done, not so for italian restaurants. Just seems a little islamophobic to me.

... going out to eat a kebab :)

[mystic nomad]

And as soon as the (loosely termed:)) meat isn't being cooked in go the flys to lay their eggs.

A wine glass of fat:eek: shocking.

[goldenbear]

i have a homer simpson moment

luuuuuuuuuuuuughhhh (drooling)

donna meat and chips with garlic and chilly and all the kids leftovers:)

[eternal_spirit]

Doner Kebab : 2 a week, and be dead in 10 years

Jihad via kebabs!

[les_paul_robot]

I love them lol - only thing I can eat after a heavy night drinking. I even risk the Mayonnaise!I know... chicken doner with salad. See it's part of your 5-a-day, it's not all bad

[wildhorse]

ooooo was talkin to a boro taxi bloke today that one of the things i missed about living in the town was kebab meat and chilli :D

say what you like but long juicy slivers of grisel slathered in cilli or garlic do it for me. :p

gunna pass on the special sauce tho...i have my own supplier that can be relied on should i fancy it......:rolleyes:

and i would love to see the daily mail see how much fat is in a parmo...i would guess a few wine bottles worth :D

[mark1963]

Don't get me wrong.

I love the kebabs and such, but, sperm?, shit?, is it worth it?

[creepingdave]

Just had a kebab and it was good. Will be a good few weeks until the next I imagine....trying to lose weight. :D Two steps forwards one step back...