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runlikehell
17-11-2009, 04:19 PM
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THE ULTIMATE WANK AID -------------------- RRP$189 Brand new item

* Reserve met Reserve met
* Closed: Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:50 pm
* Listing #: 232457748

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ONLY A FEW LEFT IN STOCK - WERE $189 - NOW CLEARING AT JUST $42

http://www.tokyotimes.org/archives/wanking_aid.jpg

THESE HAVE BEEN A HUGE SELLER - AND NOW ITS TIME TO CLEAR THE REST

MIND BLOWING MASTURBATION

THE SUPER TIGHT REAL FELL PUSSY IS JUST AMAZING
WE GUARANTEE YOU WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THIS AND THE REAL THING!


This one is amazing boys - masturbator that look and feel like the real thing!!!
Slide it in and you'll be away - they feel amazing !

This one comes with a vibrating bullet
This masturbator is suitable for hand held use.
Includes Easy clean system


YOU MUST TRY THIS PRODUCT - IT BEATS BEATING OFF BY HAND BY FAR


This is an absolute bargain - so do not miss out!

THESE WILL SELL FAST - SO IF YOU WANT ONE CLICK THE BUY NOW

They were selling for $189


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Our pricing is always 50-80% off the retail price - so buying from us means you can afford to purchase more items to keep it fresh!! - so go nuts (no pun intended!!) and get your sex life into top shape!!!

Jennys Terms and Conditions

paid for within 5 days
Auction number as reference
Payment via internet banking only
No Returns (Except if wrong item received or item damaged)
Fit not guarantee (it is simply impossible - everyone is different!)
You agree that if the item does not fit you will resell the item
If you have not received your item within 3 working days after receiving confirmation of dispatch please contact the courier company and use the tracking number we provide (If you get no joy from them, then please feel free to contact us)
Please do not bid if you do not agree with or understand our terms and conditions

Thank you for viewing my auction

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=232457748



Guaranteed to put a smile on your face

dingly
17-11-2009, 04:36 PM
:rolleyes:...ur mad some of the random stuff you post lmfao!! keep up the good work!! ;):D

dingly
17-11-2009, 05:28 PM
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Description:

Stress-Release Penis Squeeze Keychain is something amazing! This funny sex toy allures by its inviting shape and delicate to the touch material. The accessory features a penis-shaped construction embellished with a cute bombastic head and two adorable testicles which are very, very seductive. The fancy keychain is a great accessory for your bundle of keys and is thought out to make you relax and cope with stress and unpleasant emotions. The device is perfect for those who like to smile and get fun! Worthy of your attention!

firepoet
18-11-2009, 12:21 AM
:D

arty2000
18-11-2009, 12:53 AM
thanks for the laugh:D:D:D....ummm are you thinkin about getting one,let us know how it comes out:D

runlikehell
18-11-2009, 01:51 PM
http://www.xxx-sextoys.net/uimg/funny-toys/funny-sex-toy-107s.jpg

Description:

Stress-Release Penis Squeeze Keychain is something amazing! This funny sex toy allures by its inviting shape and delicate to the touch material. The accessory features a penis-shaped construction embellished with a cute bombastic head and two adorable testicles which are very, very seductive. The fancy keychain is a great accessory for your bundle of keys and is thought out to make you relax and cope with stress and unpleasant emotions. The device is perfect for those who like to smile and get fun! Worthy of your attention!

hahahahahaha! Im getting one of those!!!

"two adorable testicles which are very, very seductive." :eek: :D

One flash of that thing and women wont be able to control themselves :D

runlikehell
18-11-2009, 02:00 PM
thanks for the laugh....ummm are you thinkin about getting one,let us know how it comes out



Me thinking of getting one?

I already have one, it came last week!!!


It's got 5 speed settings


1). Quick flick of the wrist :)

2). The knee trembeler ;)

3). The frantic 5 mins :D

4). The white knuckler :eek:

5). The fist of fury ?????


Only had it up to number 4 so far :) :D :confused: :eek: :cool: :p

It's going to take balls to get it to number 5

arty2000
18-11-2009, 10:08 PM
Me thinking of getting one?

I already have one, it came last week!!!


It's got 5 speed settings


1). Quick flick of the wrist :)

2). The knee trembeler ;)

3). The frantic 5 mins :D

4). The white knuckler :eek:

5). The fist of fury ?????


Only had it up to number 4 so far :) :D :confused: :eek: :cool:

It's going to take balls to get it to number 5

you sir are a pioneer of the first order...better tuck the testies in for the last one:D