Health warning labels for alcohol

[cheesedanish]

Do they have this in other countries?

Health warning labels for alcohol

Tue, 04 Sep 2007
The health department has published regulations requiring container labels for alcoholic beverages to carry messages "highlighting the negative effects of alcohol consumption".


The regulations — published under the Foodstuffs, Cosmetics and Disinfectant Act — are the outcome of lengthy consultations with the parties concerned to address the challenge of alcohol abuse, the department said in a statement on Monday.

"Alcohol consumption is a major factor in cases of violence and trauma and contributes significantly to non-natural causes of death in the country," it said.

The regulations would come into effect within the next 18 months and was part of the department's ongoing campaign to promote healthy lifestyles.

The "health messages" destined for labels on bottles and the like, include:
Alcohol reduces driving ability, don't drink and drive;
Don't drink and walk on the road, you may be killed;
Alcohol increases your risk to personal injuries;
Alcohol is a major cause of violence and crime;
Alcohol abuse is dangerous to your health;
Drinking during pregnancy can be harmful to your unborn
Read more (http://iafrica.com/news/sa/723568.htm)


How about Warning: Alcohol will make you Drunk!

[eternal_spirit]

Not in the UK. Many people here still believe they can't live without drink, but don't realise it's killing them.

The warnings on cigarette packs are getting ridiculous

http://www.notestomyself.net/notes/images/050612_english_fag_warning.jpg These two are tame compared to some of the statements.

[pedsi]

Not in the UK. Many people here still believe they can't live without drink, but don't realise it's killing them.

The warnings on cigarette packs are getting ridiculous

http://www.notestomyself.net/notes/images/050612_english_fag_warning.jpg These two are tame compared to some of the statements.

When I smoked I allways bought the ones that said smoking while pregnant may harm your child......being a guy those ones never done me any harm:D

[_underscore_]

In Amerika every god-damned thing has a warning label, it's way out of hand. Check it out (from http://cgood.org/society-45.html):

A label on a bottle of drain cleaner which reads:
"If you do not understand, or cannot read, all directions, cautions and warnings, do not use this product."

A label on a snow sled for children which warns:
"Beware: sled may develop high speed under certain snow conditions."

A label on a 12-inch rack for storing compact disks which reads:
"Do not use as a ladder."

A five-inch brass fishing lure with a three-pronged hook on the end which warns: "Harmful if swallowed."

A smoke detector which warns:
"Do not use the Silence Feature in emergency situations. It will not extinguish a fire."

On a blanket from Taiwan:
Not to be used as protection from a tornado.

Warning on fireplace log:
Caution -- Risk of Fire.

A warning on a pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists:
Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.

Warning on an electric router made for carpenters:
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.

On a bottle of shampoo for dogs:
Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.

On a string of Chinese made Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions - open packet, eat nuts.

On a hotel provided shower cap:
Fits one head.

On Nytol Nighttime Sleep-Aid:
Warning: May cause drowsiness.

Warning on a cartridge for a laser printer:
Do not eat toner.

Can of self-defense pepper spray warns:
May irritate eyes.

Warning on a Conair Pro Style 1600 hair dryer:
Do not use in shower. Never use while sleeping.

On Silly Putty package warning:
Not for use as earplugs.

On a baby stroller:
Remove child before folding.

On a household iron:
Never iron clothes while they are being worn.

On a fireplace lighter:
Do not use near fire, flame or sparks.

On a handheld massager:
Don't use while sleeping or unconscious.

On a cardboard car sun shield:
Do not drive with sun shield in place

On a sharpening stone:
Knives are sharp.

On bottled water label :
Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth.

On a box of rat poison
Warning: Has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice.

On a toilet bowl cleaning brush:
Do not use orally.

On an electric cattle prods:
For use on animals only

On a can of air freshener:
Keep out of reach of children and teenagers

On a rubber ball toy:
Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball.

On a package of dice:
Not for human consumption.

In the manual of a chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand.

On the barrel of a .22 caliber rifle:
Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death.

On an electric thermometer:
Do not use orally after using rectally.

On the wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack:
Remove plastic before eating.

On a TV remote controller:
Not dishwasher safe

On a fireplace log:
"Caution - Risk of Fire"

On a CD-Player:
"Do not use the Ultradisc2000 as a projectile in a catapult."

On a box of birthday candles:
"DO NOT use soft wax as ear plugs or for any other function that involves insertion into a body cavity."

On novelty rock garden:
"Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth."

On the "Cycle-Aware" helmet-mounted mirror:
"Remember: Objects in the mirror are actually behind you."

On a packet of juggling balls:
"This product contains small granules under 3 millimeters. Not suitable for children under the age of 14 years in Europe or 8 years in the USA."

On a camera:
"This camera only works when there is film inside."

On a bottle of flavored milk drink:
"After opening, keep upright."

On a can of windscreen de-icing spray:
"Spray works in sub-zero temperatures."

On a Halloween Batman costume:
"This cape does not give the wearer the ability to fly."

[cheesedanish]

Oh man .... these are Hilarious!!! Some labels on clothing :
Keep away from Fire !!!

[cheesedanish]

Or how about ... Warning : Nuts may Contain Nuts !!!

[cheesedanish]

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[cheesedanish]

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[_underscore_]

_underscore_ had worked as a vendor at many Intel sites across the US. The culture within that mega corporation facilitates a dependency upon authority (which is what most of these seemingly outrageous and common sensical warning labels are about, in _underscores_s opinion). There are written procedures on how to sit at your desk and type. It is 'unlawful' within the Intel to go up or down a staircase without using the hand rail. And get this, _underscore_ is not embellishing this next one: _underscore_ was walking down a corridor one day, and yawned while walking. An Intel employee saw this, and stopped _underscore_, and told him that he should not walk and yawn at the same time!

[h1s_l0rdsh1p]

Why do you speak in the third-person?

[_underscore_]

This warning label may actually save somebody, _underscore_ took this photo outside of Monterey, CA:

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y25/MXJunky/Explosivo.jpg

[h1s_l0rdsh1p]

Not in the UK. Many people here still believe they can't live without drink, but don't realise it's killing them.

The warnings on cigarette packs are getting ridiculous

http://www.notestomyself.net/notes/images/050612_english_fag_warning.jpg These two are tame compared to some of the statements.

*1 minute using MS Paint on a Intel P3 256MB RAM, and all you will get is this*

This is what it SHOULD be saying:

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd213/l0rdsh1p/050612_english_fag_warning.jpg

[eternal_spirit]

Great thread lmao :D

http://www.derf.net/elsewhere/20030609_silly_warning_signs/danger.png

[pedsi]

Why do you speak in the third-person?

pedsi would like to know too!:D

[eternal_spirit]

http://www.derf.net/elsewhere/20030609_silly_warning_signs/caution.pnghttp://elainemeinelsupkis.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/skull_and_bones_danger_sign.jpghttp://home.blarg.net/%7Ewayule/graphics/warning1.png
Future warning signs

[eternal_spirit]

pedsi would like to know too!:D


yes make that 3 of us:confused:

[auron]

http://www.samizdata.net/~pdeh/fakefags.jpg

[cheesedanish]

Why do you speak in the third-person?

so that the other two can hear?

[notaslave]

_underscore_ had worked as a vendor at many Intel sites across the US. The culture within that mega corporation facilitates a dependency upon authority (which is what most of these seemingly outrageous and common sensical warning labels are about, in _underscores_s opinion). There are written procedures on how to sit at your desk and type. It is 'unlawful' within the Intel to go up or down a staircase without using the hand rail. And get this, _underscore_ is not embellishing this next one: _underscore_ was walking down a corridor one day, and yawned while walking. An Intel employee saw this, and stopped _underscore_, and told him that he should not walk and yawn at the same time!


That made me laugh but I couldnt work in that place. As for the guy who told you not to walk and yawn at the same time ... I'd have kicked him in the nuts.

[h1s_l0rdsh1p]

http://www.samizdata.net/~pdeh/fakefags.jpg

OMG! That is fucking brilliant! :D

I want a pack saying that!

[synergy777]

I Thinks Its Good, Alcohol Cause More Deaths, Trouble Than Anyother Drug. Look At The Violence, Property Damaged, Drink Driving, Asbo Youths, Unwanted Pregancies Hence Abortions, Etc, Wife Beaters, Its Needs To Be Taxed, And Better Regulated. It Shoyuld Be For Over 21, Kids Drink Too Much Too Young Here. Its The Culture, Look At Continental Europe, Compared To England, ? The Difference Is Huge.

On The Continent, Its Food And Drink, In England, Its Drink And More Drink.