Help!!

[chazdarwin]

You guys have got to help me, ive been reading your site for a while and finally realised everything thats around, i live in a big old house in amongst some woods so i get real jumpy nowadays and have been getting quite paranoid, i know they know what i know now.
Anyway, about half an hour ago i was sitting reading about them when i heard a noise outside and a gentle rapping on my door, i peeked out of the window and could make out two figures on my drive and a car sitting away down at the main road, i knew they had tracked me down, then there was a gentle knocking at the door again so i decided that they werent getting me without a fight. I crept out to the hall and gently picked up the hatchet i keep there for chopping firewood, as i crept down the hall there was the knocking again, i was shaking violently and sweating profusely as i reached the front door, to say i was shitting myself was an understatement, anyway as i pulled the door open i saw it, christ i'll never forget it, about 4ft high with a contorted evil face holding some sort of lantern, in that second i knew what i had to do, i lifted the axe and smashed it straight into the creatures head, over and over, thats when i spotted the second one, it looked like the first but was shrieking and running down the drive towards the awaiting car, i was covered in blood from the first but gave chase and caught it about half way down the drive and smashed its head in with my axe aswell, it was gruesome, there was blood everywhere, just at that moment the car further down slammed into reverse and drove wildly down the lane and away, i hadnt thought there were more but obviously there must have been, i panicked, dropped the axe and ran back inside, ive bolted all the doors and windows, switched the lights off and am now sitting in the cupboard under the stairs with my laptop..... what do i do now? why are they after me? I dropped the axe outside so im not even armed now, If they get me tonight i want people to know what happened here tonight this is not right, anyon near ashford, kent able to help?

[firstlook]

lol. Im hoping this is a joke and you didnt just kill two trick or treaters. lol:eek:

[curly]

You guys have got to help me, ive been reading your site for a while and finally realised everything thats around, i live in a big old house in amongst some woods so i get real jumpy nowadays and have been getting quite paranoid, i know they know what i know now.
Anyway, about half an hour ago i was sitting reading about them when i heard a noise outside and a gentle rapping on my door, i peeked out of the window and could make out two figures on my drive and a car sitting away down at the main road, i knew they had tracked me down, then there was a gentle knocking at the door again so i decided that they werent getting me without a fight. I crept out to the hall and gently picked up the hatchet i keep there for chopping firewood, as i crept down the hall there was the knocking again, i was shaking violently and sweating profusely as i reached the front door, to say i was shitting myself was an understatement, anyway as i pulled the door open i saw it, christ i'll never forget it, about 4ft high with a contorted evil face holding some sort of lantern, in that second i knew what i had to do, i lifted the axe and smashed it straight into the creatures head, over and over, thats when i spotted the second one, it looked like the first but was shrieking and running down the drive towards the awaiting car, i was covered in blood from the first but gave chase and caught it about half way down the drive and smashed its head in with my axe aswell, it was gruesome, there was blood everywhere, just at that moment the car further down slammed into reverse and drove wildly down the lane and away, i hadnt thought there were more but obviously there must have been, i panicked, dropped the axe and ran back inside, ive bolted all the doors and windows, switched the lights off and am now sitting in the cupboard under the stairs with my laptop..... what do i do now? why are they after me? I dropped the axe outside so im not even armed now, If they get me tonight i want people to know what happened here tonight this is not right, anyon near ashford, kent able to help?

well i don't think they'll come back trick or treating next year:eek:

[andyh]

You guys have got to help me, ive been reading your site for a while and finally realised everything thats around, i live in a big old house in amongst some woods so i get real jumpy nowadays and have been getting quite paranoid, i know they know what i know now.
Anyway, about half an hour ago i was sitting reading about them when i heard a noise outside and a gentle rapping on my door, i peeked out of the window and could make out two figures on my drive and a car sitting away down at the main road, i knew they had tracked me down, then there was a gentle knocking at the door again so i decided that they werent getting me without a fight. I crept out to the hall and gently picked up the hatchet i keep there for chopping firewood, as i crept down the hall there was the knocking again, i was shaking violently and sweating profusely as i reached the front door, to say i was shitting myself was an understatement, anyway as i pulled the door open i saw it, christ i'll never forget it, about 4ft high with a contorted evil face holding some sort of lantern, in that second i knew what i had to do, i lifted the axe and smashed it straight into the creatures head, over and over, thats when i spotted the second one, it looked like the first but was shrieking and running down the drive towards the awaiting car, i was covered in blood from the first but gave chase and caught it about half way down the drive and smashed its head in with my axe aswell, it was gruesome, there was blood everywhere, just at that moment the car further down slammed into reverse and drove wildly down the lane and away, i hadnt thought there were more but obviously there must have been, i panicked, dropped the axe and ran back inside, ive bolted all the doors and windows, switched the lights off and am now sitting in the cupboard under the stairs with my laptop..... what do i do now? why are they after me? I dropped the axe outside so im not even armed now, If they get me tonight i want people to know what happened here tonight this is not right, anyon near ashford, kent able to help?

Dude...did you just hack up a couple of trick or treaters?!!

[andyh]

lol @ everyone who had the same thought...

[namssob666]

Dude...did you just hack up a couple of trick or treaters?!!

I hate when that happens:eek:

[curly]

come on chaz you got to be kidding us.your not really in the cupboard covered in blood are you,please tell us your not

[Ian2day]

Dial 999 and ask for the A team.

[chazdarwin]

Just checked, my bad, they were kids.....thank goodness.....


























Happy halloween folks:D:D

[firstlook]

your the devil. lol.

[curly]

you naughty boy:)

[steevo]

Just checked, my bad, they were kids.....thank goodness.....
Happy halloween folks:D:D

Too late, I'm on the phone to the cops right now :-

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[skunksmash]

lol...... you never even offered em a coffee first, some host you are :rolleyes:

jk's aside....... if there's any truth to this the cupboard under the stairs is the last place you wanna be, i'd get out quick.... take your chances in the woods, its a lot easier to keep tracks on any surrounding movement outside...

:)

[skunksmash]

Just checked, my bad, they were kids.....thank goodness.....



























Happy halloween folks:D:D

oh.....:(

i was kinda hoping i'd see it on the ''News at 10'' :D

[mysticmolly]

Imagine if he really did kill some kids and now realises his mistake and so he is making out it is a JOKE.

When it makes the news, they will go on about David Icke making people go crazy and he is a danger to society and they had better shut down all such forums.

You know this is all it would take.:eek:

[pessi_optimist]

atleast you got lots of options for burying them.

[chazdarwin]

Imagine if he really did kill some kids and now realises his mistake and so he is making out it is a JOKE.

When it makes the news, they will go on about David Icke making people go crazy and he is a danger to society and they had better shut down all such forums.

You know this is all it would take.:eek:



It was a joke, and they will never find the bodies.........

[Ian2day]

Did you see any Owls about?

[chazdarwin]

Did you see any Owls about?



Nope, just kids....;)