Fake Non Masonry masons that build with Playdoh..

[decim]

Straight from the Goat's mouth at masonicdisinfo.coms own internet fable fabrication department...

Fake Masons? Counterfeit Freemasonry. What's THAT all about anyway? People don't really just 'pretend' to be Masons, do they?They wouldn't just start a group and call themselves something they aren't....

Well, yes - in some cases they do! (moderns ugle is such) Even at the formation of the very first Grand Lodge was an imitator, dissenter, and were mainly merely idle 'troublemakers'. Why? A variety of reasons but usually spite, a strong desire for self-aggrandizement and/or personal greed seem to top the list.

All three are strong motivators, particularly when someone feels that they can bring themselves greater personal recognition and reward.Today, they can use the internet to create what appears to be 'the real deal' - but better - so that the unsuspecting who want to actually become Masons will wind up giving them money(and praise) instead.

There are also those who create such organizations as a 'front' for other nefarious deeds, usually criminal. Long before telemarketing and telephones, Masonic degree peddling was a VERY lucrative business, making scam artists a pretty penny. Today with the internet, such scams grow and flourish! As with telemarketing, these spurious groups (ugle rgle) do LOTS of dancing around trying to claim "We are legitimate!" (ugle rgle) while regular, 'recognized' Grand Lodges merely go about their business.

http://www.masonicinfo.com/fakemasonry.htm

FAKE

[decim]

The ugle...washed up ready for the glue factory....a bit like expat itinerant polecats...of the non masonry masons...

http://www.masonicinfo.com/images/BeatDeadHorse.gif

[decim]

Announcement on behalf of the Antient & Accepted Freemechanics.

We don't actually work on Engines per se, we use the tools of the Mechanic, the Spanner, the Hammer & the Teapot, these are symbolic of the first Engine built by King Fingelgreuver, which was destroyed by rabid leprechauns in 70minCD.
We work on our inner Engine, gradually tuning it, until by the grace of God we have an inner V12 Supercharged Engine of Gloriousness worthy of the Sacred Lost Word 'TURBO'.
We were granted a charter in 1717 by a notorious barmaid known as Mary Jane Rotten Crotch in the Cat & Crab Paste pub, formerly situated on Great Stickle Brick street, in Hull.
This charter was given Royal assent by the invading alien King known as Khang III- -9091 - 1632.
Our secrets are manifold one day we hope to rebuild the great Engine of King Fingelgreuver in the Whally land.

This is known as the 'Great Smirk'.

Any resemblance to the ugle freemasons is purely coincidental.

Nb. I might add that our degree system is worked by means of a Strobe light, we are either advanced or slightly retarded depending on the level of 'Ignition', this ignition requires the 'Secret Key of FlatFoot.', in this respect only is freemasonry similar to our fraternity.

[decim]

'Build' your very own Goat from Playdoh...no to be confused with the Antient & Accepted Freemechanics Engine of Mendes Set...Give your Freemasons hours of Fun at the Lodge, Building various coloured Goats proportional to the size of your gavel...

http://www.theimaginaryworld.com/doh06.jpg

NB. Small parts may cause choking, thoroughly toxic for your realistic ugle freemasonic pleasure.

[decim]

In Honour of Barney's Tercentennary minute of initiation into the Antient & Accepted Freemechanics, we have produced this deluxe Playdoh set to celebrate the moving on from Stone Wheels to the highest echelons of coloured clay, so you can fashion your spiritual Engine as it was done in days of yore by groups who Actually Worked Real Stone.


http://www.theimaginaryworld.com/doh36.jpg

[macneil]

Announcement on behalf of the Antient & Accepted Freemechanics.

We don't actually work on Engines per se, we use the tools of the Mechanic, the Spanner, the Hammer & the Teapot, these are symbolic of the first Engine built by King Fingelgreuver, which was destroyed by rabid leprechauns in 70minCD.
We work on our inner Engine, gradually tuning it, until by the grace of God we have an inner V12 Supercharged Engine of Gloriousness worthy of the Sacred Lost Word 'TURBO'.
We were granted a charter in 1717 by a notorious barmaid known as Mary Jane Rotten Crotch in the Cat & Crab Paste pub, formerly situated on Great Stickle Brick street, in Hull.
This charter was given Royal assent by the invading alien King known as Khang III- -9091 - 1632.
Our secrets are manifold one day we hope to rebuild the great Engine of King Fingelgreuver in the Whally land.

This is known as the 'Great Smirk'.

Any resemblance to the ugle freemasons is purely coincidental.

Nb. I might add that our degree system is worked by means of a Strobe light, we are either advanced or slightly retarded depending on the level of 'Ignition', this ignition requires the 'Secret Key of FlatFoot.', in this respect only is freemasonry similar to our fraternity.


One of the funniest things I've read in a while... thanks. These guys truely are the ancients as they are still using the sacred Teapot... everyone knows the moderns of Freemechanics use Kettles.

I won't mention the Vernier Caliper... :D

[eastbeast]

Announcement on behalf of the Antient & Accepted Freemechanics.

We don't actually work on Engines per se, we use the tools of the Mechanic, the Spanner, the Hammer & the Teapot, these are symbolic of the first Engine built by King Fingelgreuver, which was destroyed by rabid leprechauns in 70minCD.
We work on our inner Engine, gradually tuning it, until by the grace of God we have an inner V12 Supercharged Engine of Gloriousness worthy of the Sacred Lost Word 'TURBO'.
We were granted a charter in 1717 by a notorious barmaid known as Mary Jane Rotten Crotch in the Cat & Crab Paste pub, formerly situated on Great Stickle Brick street, in Hull.
This charter was given Royal assent by the invading alien King known as Khang III- -9091 - 1632.
Our secrets are manifold one day we hope to rebuild the great Engine of King Fingelgreuver in the Whally land.

Nb. I might add that our degree system is worked by means of a Strobe light, we are either advanced or slightly retarded depending on the level of 'Ignition', this ignition requires the 'Secret Key of FlatFoot.', in this respect only is freemasonry similar to our fraternity.


That was so funny, well done.
Believe it or not we as Freemasons do have a sense of humour, often self depracating.

[brainfreeze]

One of the funniest things I've read in a while... thanks. These guys truely are the ancients as they are still using the sacred Teapot... everyone knows the moderns of Freemechanics use Kettles.

I won't mention the Vernier Caliper... :D

Is that anything like the Singing Kettle? Do they all sing-along?

[decim]

ma lesion of the non masonry masons has been issued with an honourary 'building' kit..in recognition of his nothing..

http://www.theimaginaryworld.com/doh46.jpg

K N Night kasplosh is awarded the non masonry masons 'Order of the Dumbell' 'construction' kit..

http://www.theimaginaryworld.com/doh16.jpg

By order of the Supreme Alloy Cylinder Head (16v) of the Antient & Accepted Freemechanics.

[boots]

lol

Truth in humor.

[macneil]

Is that anything like the Singing Kettle? Do they all sing-along?

whistle with a trouser leg rolled up... :)

[decim]

http://img.alibaba.com/photo/51893709/Yellow_Kettle.summ.jpg

The 'Golden Kettle' worshipers are to be shunned as they follow the deviant Typhoo-nian current, it was for them that the God of the Antient & Accepted Freemechanics sent a great tribulation & rewarded the Antient & Accepted Freemechanics with the 'Bag Pyramid of TeaoTepi'd'.

http://images.dragonwater.com/images/products/555.jpg

Since those ancient times the Antient & Accepted Freemechanics observe the ritual of 'Elevenses' when all tools are downed & the sacred 'Bag Pyramid of TeaoTepi'd' is submerged into water & imbibed as a sacrament to King Fingelgreuver along with the 'Taking of the Biscuit' ceremony using the symbolic circular 'Hob Nob' to signify God's presence within the 'Garage' of the Antient & Accepted Freemechanics.

So Motor 'B'

[ninny]

Straight from the Goat's mouth at masonicdisinfo.coms own internet fable fabrication department...

Fake Masons? Counterfeit Freemasonry. What's THAT all about anyway? People don't really just 'pretend' to be Masons, do they?They wouldn't just start a group and call themselves something they aren't....

Well, yes - in some cases they do! (moderns ugle is such) Even at the formation of the very first Grand Lodge was an imitator, dissenter, and were mainly merely idle 'troublemakers'. Why? A variety of reasons but usually spite, a strong desire for self-aggrandizement and/or personal greed seem to top the list.

All three are strong motivators, particularly when someone feels that they can bring themselves greater personal recognition and reward.Today, they can use the internet to create what appears to be 'the real deal' - but better - so that the unsuspecting who want to actually become Masons will wind up giving them money(and praise) instead.

There are also those who create such organizations as a 'front' for other nefarious deeds, usually criminal. Long before telemarketing and telephones, Masonic degree peddling was a VERY lucrative business, making scam artists a pretty penny. Today with the internet, such scams grow and flourish! As with telemarketing, these spurious groups (ugle rgle) do LOTS of dancing around trying to claim "We are legitimate!" (ugle rgle) while regular, 'recognized' Grand Lodges merely go about their business.

http://www.masonicinfo.com/fakemasonry.htm

FAKE

so as i see here you guys think, this masonicinfo is just disinfo? i am asking myself because they exposed conrad murray as a fake mason. i agree with them that i do not find any website of the lodge murray might be a member in. so does fake masonry exist? and what about the recognition process (http://www.masonicinfo.com/recognition.htm)?

very confusing. maybe someone with a plan can help to see the devil in the detail.

whois search:


Registrant:
MasonicinfoDotCom

P. O. Box 816
Bangor, Maine 04402
United States

Registered through: GoDaddy.com, Inc. (http://www.godaddy.com)
Domain Name: MASONICINFO.COM
Created on: 09-Jul-98
Expires on: 08-Jul-14
Last Updated on: 22-Jun-09

Administrative Contact:
King, Edward edwking@earthlink.net
P. O. Box 816
Bangor, Maine 04402
United States
207-843-7909

Technical Contact:
King, Edward edwking@earthlink.net
P. O. Box 816
Bangor, Maine 04402
United States
207-843-7909


he is even on twitter: http://twitter.com/masonicinfo

[kweli]

so as i see here you guys think, this masonicinfo is just disinfo? i am asking myself because they exposed conrad murray as a fake mason. i agree with them that i do not find any website of the lodge murray might be a member in. so does fake masonry exist? and what about the recognition process (http://www.masonicinfo.com/recognition.htm)?

very confusing. maybe someone with a plan can help to see the devil in the detail.

whois search:



he is even on twitter: http://twitter.com/masonicinfo

If you're talking about this site - http://www.masonicinfo.com/ I'd say there's truth spliced with disinfo for certain! aren't all sites like that? ;)

Not sure why Decim has been sent to the naughty step? meh.. no point asking eh! But if you're reading - hope you're back soon dude, your posts make a lot of sense to me. :)

[lightgiver]

http://img.alibaba.com/photo/51893709/Yellow_Kettle.summ.jpg

The 'Golden Kettle' worshipers are to be shunned as they follow the deviant Typhoo-nian current, it was for them that the God of the Antient & Accepted Freemechanics sent a great tribulation & rewarded the Antient & Accepted Freemechanics with the 'Bag Pyramid of TeaoTepi'd'.

http://images.dragonwater.com/images/products/555.jpg

Since those ancient times the Antient & Accepted Freemechanics observe the ritual of 'Elevenses' when all tools are downed & the sacred 'Bag Pyramid of TeaoTepi'd' is submerged into water & imbibed as a sacrament to King Fingelgreuver along with the 'Taking of the Biscuit' ceremony using the symbolic circular 'Hob Nob' to signify God's presence within the 'Garage' of the Antient & Accepted Freemechanics.

So Motor 'B'

MMM sounds Familiar,:)

Flying Teapot

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.

MASTER BUILDER

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.

Outer Temple

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.

Inner Temple

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.

Would you like some tea :)

[ninny]

If you're talking about this site - http://www.masonicinfo.com/ I'd say there's truth spliced with disinfo for certain! aren't all sites like that? ;)

Not sure why Decim has been sent to the naughty step? meh.. no point asking eh! But if you're reading - hope you're back soon dude, your posts make a lot of sense to me. :)

yes, i meant this website. as i searched through the site i also had a strange feeling about the whole freemason and illuminati thing. the problem is, if you talk to people about freemasons and they go on search, they end up on wikipedia. wikipedia doesnt say anything bad about the masons, but the modern hype is more bad. so is there a good thing in it or not and are there lodges without any importance, because they only know half of the story? questions over questions... send me a light lol.

[kweli]

yes, i meant this website. as i searched through the site i also had a strange feeling about the whole freemason and illuminati thing. the problem is, if you talk to people about freemasons and they go on search, they end up on wikipedia. wikipedia doesnt say anything bad about the masons, but the modern hype is more bad. so is there a good thing in it or not and are there lodges without any importance, because they only know half of the story? questions over questions... send me a light lol.

Wikipedia is NOT a source to be trusted. The site you mentioned does contain many truths - along with some dis/mis information, it's up to you how you decipher it. Most of the answers are within, sorry for sounding so cryptic - tis all I've got, but if you want my advice - start researching your local area and the masonic influence/impact surrounding you. Good luck. :)

[ninny]

Wikipedia is NOT a source to be trusted. The site you mentioned does contain many truths - along with some dis/mis information, it's up to you how you decipher it. Most of the answers are within, sorry for sounding so cryptic - tis all I've got, but if you want my advice - start researching your local area and the masonic influence/impact surrounding you. Good luck. :)

merci. no problem with cryptic ^^