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nicolak
13-10-2009, 05:57 PM
Hello now before you start objecting. . . . I would really like your help (please!) ....

I need to provide an audience with an argument FOR the worldwide use of vaccines. I am a Public Health Undergraduate (TOTALLY AGAINST ANY kind of vaccination, vaccination program, compulsory or not etc..).

It is called critical thinking - take a subject one is passionately for or against and argue the complete opposite.....

NOW..... I know all the usual drivel about why the GOVT says they r beneficial but me being me I would still like to get my anti-vaccine agenda across .... so i was thinking a good dollop of sarcasm with regards to vaccines being beneficial would help enormously!!! Positives such as 'Oh yes, they will be able to microchip every1 at the same time!' kind thing!

If any1 feels they have a contributory sarcasm feel free to share!!!!

Thanks for reading x
jakemaverick
13-10-2009, 06:15 PM
burn her!!!!


no hang on, she is quite fit.......
antinwo
13-10-2009, 07:08 PM
Just don't vaccinate full stop the ingredients are enough to put any sensible person off having it pumped into their body
avaruus
13-10-2009, 07:36 PM
maybe she is one of the 250 000 german soldiers who get the special clean vaccine.
http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=86268
clozaril
13-10-2009, 10:07 PM
benefits of vaccines ---- the eradication of smallpox.
biblegirl
13-10-2009, 10:16 PM
this would be kind of a demented sarcastic way to promote birth control, but the tetanus shot forced on native american women made many of them sterile because it contained dna of European women and totally screwed up their reproductive systems

also you don't have to eat doritos anymore to get your daily dose of msg, just get a vaccine instead, bam :D
sunrise
13-10-2009, 10:17 PM
you should be a comedian with this kind of stuff, even vaccine makers dont take vaccines luv x
biblegirl
13-10-2009, 10:20 PM
how about job security for doctors as people get sick from the vaccines
nicolak
14-10-2009, 06:23 PM
Thanks everyone who replied - some definite food for thought there: job security for docs (vaccines = ill-health), doritos... . . ?? :)

I'm being made to think outside the box (I wont change my anti-vaccine p.o.v though, NEVER!). Now i just need to go off and find some evidence...... Plenty around!!

Thanks again!
angelx666
16-10-2009, 01:27 AM
tell them an argument, that it is better to have half populace less and make money at the same time, pretty good point no ?
haukipesukone
16-10-2009, 02:30 AM
Nobody likes being pricked with needles, also you don't know what's inside the "vaccination" needles. Probably neither does your doctor, he just thinks he knows.
jakemaverick
16-10-2009, 08:04 PM
Nobody likes being pricked with needles, also you don't know what's inside the "vaccination" needles. Probably neither does your doctor, he just thinks he knows.

Good quote! Don't remember that episode, but twas a long time ago....
jakemaverick
16-10-2009, 08:06 PM
vaccines are good because a mass cull of the human population will solve the global warming problem.....i believe that attenborough bloke may also be in favour of such a thing!