View Full Version : Can jesus turn Coke into Pepsi?
graflok
30-08-2007, 05:20 AM
Discuss ...
james777
30-08-2007, 05:24 AM
Discuss ...
I suppose so......he is the creator of all elements and life.........
if he can raise from the dead, defeat death, hell and the grave, I don't think turning coke into pepsi is such a tuff task.....
tinmenace
30-08-2007, 05:25 AM
Discuss ...
I think that there are more Coke-heads than Pepsi-heads, so maybe if Jesus could turn Pepsi into Coke, he'd have more disciples. :D
graflok
30-08-2007, 05:32 AM
So, I guess Dr. Pepper would be satan then? Or, is it 7-Up?
It's so hard to figure these things out!
yinon
30-08-2007, 05:48 AM
Ooooooooo the so dearest Jesus have intestinal turmoil now
Their guru is now victim of their own psychic clic- O the dirty ones played a dirty game
Call God to be save!
megafish33
30-08-2007, 06:03 AM
Jesus can... he's cool like that, just not sure if he'd want to. Pepsi's the devil...
gordonfreeman
30-08-2007, 06:26 AM
Stupid question, yet so funny.
Coke and Pepsi have different tastes and formulas, and same flavor. But, I choose neither of which is the best.
oneofmany
30-08-2007, 07:39 AM
Better question would be if he could put the cocaine back in coke? :D
h1s_l0rdsh1p
30-08-2007, 07:54 AM
I think Jesus would have taken the coke, and replicated it into a pepsi. So now he has a coke and a pepsi! :D
Then I bet he would start a water fight. Having the cans of fluid spraying at everybody.
william_mac
30-08-2007, 08:17 AM
More curiouse yet... can he turn a coke guzzling southerner into a Pepsi sipping yankee? And on top of that... make the southerner call it soda pop. That's frightening.
-William
www.William-Mac.com
h1s_l0rdsh1p
30-08-2007, 08:19 AM
More curiouse yet... can he turn a coke guzzling southerner into a Pepsi sipping yankee? And on top of that... make the southerner call it soda pop. That's frightening.
-William
www.William-Mac.com
Why do they call it soda pop anyways?
megafish33
30-08-2007, 09:13 AM
Wait a minute! hmmm....
Both coke and pepsi have almost the same ingredients... carbonated water, corn syrup, caramel color hmmm.... yet they taste so different.... The J man MUST be working for one of the companies.
Funny how soft drinks company have their formula kept top secret and treat it as if it were sacred, yet they're so different to the original formulas. The first soft drinks were actually made as tasty drug delivery systems. Kinda genius.... they still have drugs in them, yet they aren't listed as such these days, and they aren't medicinal. What they do is cause obesity and thin bones. Perfect if your selling millions of diet books, calcium supplements, and osteoporosis drugs.
father ted
30-08-2007, 10:01 AM
Can jesus turn cock into pepe (satan, reptilian)? I shall not discuss, I shall leave you hangn:cool:.
lemonique
30-08-2007, 10:21 AM
Could Jesus turn The Joker into a NICE person???:confused:
stickylolly
30-08-2007, 10:36 AM
could Jesus take the aspartame out of coke and Pepsi !!! that would be one hell of a miracle ...
kblood
30-08-2007, 11:12 AM
Remove the coca nut ingredient that is still in a Coca Cola, and wupti, I think that it becomes a Pepsi :) Pepsi does use the cola nut or whatever it is that makes cola taste like cola... right?
Anyway... turning cola or pepsi into water seems alot more usefull to me, wether it is possible or not. That it might only be 50% or less water... oh well.
tinmenace
30-08-2007, 11:13 AM
could Jesus take the aspartame out of coke and Pepsi !!! that would be one hell of a miracle ...
Amen!
megafish33
31-08-2007, 06:44 AM
Amen!
Aspartame is only in the diet sodas. The regular ones are sweetened with high fructose corn syrup.
There is no more cola nut extract in Coca-Cola products. If you want, you can find it yourself in some health food stores and make your own cola nut drinks.
synergy777
31-08-2007, 11:56 AM
why is yashuah the object of pointles threads , why do people attack him, when all he did was good, grattitude, unless you are the messiah. although next time you are in a tight spot, and fear overcomes you, then he seems brilliant, fairweather friends. loyalty, where is it?
space lizard
31-08-2007, 03:33 PM
If we work together we can all turn coke into pepsi.
:D
mada88
31-08-2007, 06:14 PM
cock and pepi! Do you reckon if you spilt some on the floor it would burn through?
notaslave
31-08-2007, 06:27 PM
coke
poke
pope
pops
peps
NOPE it cant be done
snoopsnuffleopagus
31-08-2007, 06:56 PM
Blessings & Peace be upon you!, Synergy777:
Why indeed? Because every time one turns around, Yahweh and Yahshua are in their face. Because the posters of these threads never studied the matter for themselves, they react to the distorted views of the corrupt teachers and texts.
The end result is dissemination of Brainwashing, Propaganda, and Mind Control. The very qualities which they claim to disdain and eschew.
Myself, the thread; 'is David Icke the second coming', had me and my family and friends, rolling on the floor with a flood of tears of laughter.
In the 'Fullness of Time', all shall be revealed.
Peace Out! and my very Kindest Regards: Snoopsnuffleopagus
synergy777
31-08-2007, 06:58 PM
snoop, thank you bro.
the wheat from the chaff, the mustard seeds from the weeds, and still they fail to heed. peace bro, 1 love.
real recognise real, fakes hate.
megafish33
31-08-2007, 09:14 PM
The end result is dissemination of Brainwashing, Propaganda, and Mind
Sure is.
Cherry Coke and malt liquor?
tinmenace
31-08-2007, 10:54 PM
coke
poke
pope
pops
peps
NOPE it cant be done
Very nice! :D
herebynightfall
31-08-2007, 10:56 PM
this thread applies here to
http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=8741 (http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=8741)