You know you are a consiracy nut when.....

[devanshoom]

....when your woman buys you a fancy looking gillete razor thing but you point blank refuse to use it, claiming that its possibly the blades are covered with lots of tiny microchips designed to embed into the users skin.


anyone got any more???

[devanshoom]

...when you have daydreams about going back in time and trying to prevent kennedy being shot

[nosferatu_dj]

when you leave your family thinking they are part of a conspiricy to kill you.

pull apart all the electronic apliences and phones in your imidiet area.

live in your car, coz it is the only safe place left.

imagine there is mind controlled crocodiles in the drains, sewer system out to get you.

tell people that you have been put under house arest for telepathicly hacking into guvernment data on computers. useing a metal food strainer that has wires conected to the strainer directly into the power point, use this on the head to power up the mind waves.

start to listen to the voices in your head more then real people so much so that people think you have become catatonic.

[size_of_light]

...believe in the official version of 911

[awakeorasleep]

.........you celebrate David Ickes birthday like it's Christmas
.........you blame the Freemasons for everything
.........you see "blatant symbolism" in every film
.........you believe in reverse vampires
.........you start dozens of threads about "fallen angels"

I think thats all of us covered, anyone I've missed?;)

[quetzalcoatl]

You believe in a Reptilian Race of Aliens, that just so happen to be able to take any form they choose & can also remain completely invisible to the naked-eye! :eek: That hybrid bloodlines of 'inter-mingling' with this Race control the entire worlds economies, polices etc :rolleyes: & are able to 'shape-shift' into Reptilian form.. yet conveniently appear as 'normal human beings'.. :p - or ya find ya self saying things like - "Bloody Reptilian Disney!" n shit.. :D:D

Hope no-one ere believes in this shite.. :p

Which might not be all that funny.. :eek:

[goldenbear]

your son buys a jumper with a disney picture on it and you blatently refuse to wash it because you can see the illuminate symbolism in it.
and it means he cant where the bloody thing ever again if i dont wash it.cause he wont.:)

[goldenbear]

start spouting off in a very busy doctors sergery that you are not having not flu shots cause they are just out to kill everyone.:)

[particlezen]

...you think that anyone who wears something with a butterfly on it is a mind-controlled slave

...that all celebrities are actually clones or cyborgs, rather than photshop/plastic surgery victims

[krakhead]

spend too much time nodding on agreement with posts made on certain interweb forums....

:D

[zenith82]

when you have an irrational fear and hatred of goats.

[shipoffools]

When all your friends stop talking to you and you disappear into an online world of retarded fuck-ups who believe in anything at all you could possibly think up, and then some...

[91181]

When You vote...

[quetzalcoatl]

...you think that anyone who wears something with a butterfly on it is a mind-controlled slave



when you have an irrational fear and hatred of goats.

:D

[unusual_suspect]

You refuse to play chess because you are worried about that black and white checker board may infect you with satanic free mason vibes.

You worry that there may be a camera watching you on the loo.

You think there is a camera in your telly watch you watching them.

You spend loads of money on some pills or powder that are sold on some website that promise to cure you of all your phisical ailments.

[marpat]

When you cant tell the difference between a vase full of flowers and an alien

[entrangermercenary]

You refuse to play chess because you are worried about that black and white checker board may infect you with satanic free mason vibes.

You worry that there may be a camera watching you on the loo.

You think there is a camera in your telly watch you watching them.

You spend loads of money on some pills or powder that are sold on some website that promise to cure you of all your phisical ailments.


When you spend hours talking to cows thinking they are from another world :p :p :)

[quetzalcoatl]

Hard to beat the Reptilian 'theory' tho.. however ya look @ it.. :p

http://skeptoid.com/episodes/4046#

:D

[unusual_suspect]

When you spend hours talking to cows thinking they are from another world :p :p :)

That was no Cow! That was an interdimensional entity showing me an alian porthole.

[themime]

When you notice that the lift in your office block seems to take twice as long to travel between floors 12 and 14 as it does between any other two floors.

[nosferatu_dj]

You think there is a camera in your telly watch you watching them.

lol sorry but this one, is true to a certain extent.... depending on the tv and where you live it is possible this is happening now and or in the future....
Dtv is an nwo tool
http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=73072

Digital TV Transition (Patent) - TV Screen is the Camera Part 2 - YouTube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riI7gdFXAxk

but this has not stopped me from watching tv still.
there is a difference between Paranoid and Aware.

[unusual_suspect]

[/LIST]
lol sorry but this one, is true to a certain extent.... depending on the tv and where you live it is possible this is happening now and or in the future....
Dtv is an nwo tool
http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=73072

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riI7gdFXAxk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riI7gdFXAxk

but this has not stopped me from watching tv still.
there is a difference between Paranoid and Aware.

But I am very boring, nobody would bother watching me

[hollo]

when you stay up till 3 in the morning on these forums - ah i need sleep!!:p

[noctua]

When you notice that the lift in your office block seems to take twice as long to travel between floors 12 and 14 as it does between any other two floors.

:eek: That's freaked me out. Not going to work on Monday now... :eek:

[infin8_possibility]

...you think that anyone who wears something with a butterfly on it is a mind-controlled slave

...that all celebrities are actually clones or cyborgs, rather than photshop/plastic surgery victims

'Played. ;)




...When you believe that there is industrial waste and other shit in toothpaste and drinking water...

Oh wait! :eek:

[eyeonyou]

.....you flip your lid when you catch a common cold but your adamant that lizard headed aliens came down in the middle of the night in their flyin saucer and injected you in the butt with the swine flu virus.