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richardhastings
07-10-2009, 11:10 AM
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Irish parents struggling to buy schoolbooks and uniforms in the face of a deep recession may now have to worry about sending their children to school with a toilet roll as well as a packed lunch. Pupils at a primary school in the southern county of Cork are being asked to bring their own toilet paper to school to help save money, one of the starkest examples yet of the death of Ireland's "Celtic Tiger" economy.

"The letter was sent out just as a way of balancing books here in the school and not intended as a demand," said Catherine O'Neill, principal at St John's Girls National School.

O'Neill said the request was made because of cuts to government grants for books and computers. She added that parents were responding well.

"I've done a quick tour of the classrooms this morning and I'd say at least half the pupils have brought them (toilet rolls) in," she told national broadcaster RTE.

"I have no doubt that there are an enormous number of schools out there that are doing the same thing."

martg
07-10-2009, 11:14 AM
:eek: OMG, that's utterly insane, education authorities can afford consultants to design logos and have huge plush office blocks with marble floors and original artwork on the walls but can't afford to supply toilet roll to their pupils :confused::mad:

passing
07-10-2009, 11:36 AM
Why not use the text books?

richardhastings
07-10-2009, 11:38 AM
poor kids

:)

killuminatiday
07-10-2009, 11:39 AM
prolly cheaper to give them american money instead of toilet paper. after all why wipe your ass with plain paper when you can use some nice pyramid paper and its already green weeeeeeeeeee:D

passing
07-10-2009, 11:41 AM
poor kids

:)

Poor poor kids.

Imagine getting beaten up for a bog-roll...

ozpixie
07-10-2009, 11:42 AM
In New South Wales one MSM paper reported that nurses have been buying bandaids and batteries for heart monitors out of their own pocket.

richardhastings
07-10-2009, 11:43 AM
In New South Wales one MSM paper reported that nurses have been buying bandaids and batteries for heart monitors out of their own pocket.

wouldnt surprise us what next:)

yozhik
07-10-2009, 11:50 AM
I'm sure if they put a line through their budgeted 'Common Purpose' expense line, they'd find enough saving to reallocate to bog roll.

nicolaj
07-10-2009, 11:53 AM
Why not use the text books?

about sums up the education system..:D

richardhastings
07-10-2009, 11:54 AM
'Common Purpose' dosent care about essentail things like the bog roll

gremlin
07-10-2009, 11:58 AM
Why not use the text books?

;) brilliant!!

passing
07-10-2009, 11:59 AM
'Common Purpose' dosent care about essentail things like the bog roll

Perhaps somebody's dad is making a bid to install bidets throughout Irish schools. :D

(That's enough toilet humour from me, cheers)

oneup
07-10-2009, 12:12 PM
Speechless...
Seriously, if they would try to make me do that, I would use anything I can get my hands on but not my own toilet paper.
Bringing your own stuff to a place they force you to go to? Didn't think so.
What's next, bring in your own desk and chair?

bones
07-10-2009, 12:18 PM
what a shitty situation!! dock leaf anyone?

truth finder
07-10-2009, 12:25 PM
wow what is the world comming to....how cheap can a school get, whats next bring your own ball for PE?

truthful
07-10-2009, 12:48 PM
Sounds like a load of old shite to me :D

dangermouse
07-10-2009, 12:55 PM
reminds me of the voluntary contributions in my school.. which were compulsory unless you were poor. Which I had a great time taking the piss out of.

anthony65
07-10-2009, 12:57 PM
I've just bought shares in the company that makes these... ;)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BeZzPI6aDfQ/SnVo4ofuatI/AAAAAAAAAE4/bNcVDoymIz4/s320/Toilet_Roll_Hat.jpg

martg
07-10-2009, 01:03 PM
I've just bought shares in the company that makes these... ;)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BeZzPI6aDfQ/SnVo4ofuatI/AAAAAAAAAE4/bNcVDoymIz4/s320/Toilet_Roll_Hat.jpg

Practical and stylish, I love it ;)

anyuser
08-10-2009, 06:13 AM
bidet for all could solve the problem

oneup
08-10-2009, 09:45 AM
bidet for all could solve the problem

:D