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23-09-2009, 09:03 AM
man wakes up
walks to his mirror naked
stands there and says to his wife
why do i always get a hard -on when i see my self in the morror ?

wife says
coz even your c+ck thinks your a c-nt .:D





hurt your self on machinery ?
slipped or fallen on a wet floor at work ?

sort ya self out ya clumsy c-nt .:D


selling cans of beans for 28p -- thats tesco price
selling apples at £1 for 7 -------thats asda price

selling bullshit stories to news papers -- thats Katy price .:D