View Full Version : Are Peter and Jordan Still Together?
hagbard_celine
21-09-2009, 04:06 PM
(I think there might be another thread on this, but I'm not sure:o.)
I don't know about you, but I'm bloody sick and tired of hearing about the trials and tribulations of Peter Andre's and Katie Price's divorce.:rolleyes::mad: It's on the front page and cover of everything and has been for several months now! This story is a tabloid obsession like one I've never seen (and I've made it a mission of mine to study them as a socialogical phenomenon)! In fact there's no point in me even posting a news link! The two of them only got together after pretending to fall for each other on a Conformist Reality TV show. This raises the question: If their coming togther was faked, maybe their split-up is too:confused:. Maybe they're just pretending to have split up for the sake of this media frenzy we're seeing at the moment. Their agent could easily have organized it; Jordan's various new beaux, like Alex Reid, have probably been well-coached to play the parts of Jordan's new partners (I personally think they deserve a very good fee!:D;))
If they are indeed just faking their split-up then I think both of them are regretting it:(. Peter has been photographed crying and Katie has become a recluse, hardly leaving her bedroom. Both of them have been shouted at and even assaulted on the street by passers-by who recognize them. I advise them both to bail out now. If they don't give up this stupid media charade soon they may well be looking at serious clinical depression and possibly real relationship problems; confidentiality agreement be damned!
choice
21-09-2009, 04:15 PM
You know, with some news we can just read the headers and skip the content.
You must be someone who surrenders easily to temptation! Bad Hagbard, bad!
hagbard_celine
21-09-2009, 04:22 PM
You know, with some news we can just read the headers and skip the content.
You must be someone who surrenders easily to temptation! Bad Hagbard, bad!
Yes, I must be careful!:D See: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zV5UTHRx0a4
choice
21-09-2009, 04:30 PM
:D Nice a Jon after 30 days of treatment
marpat
21-09-2009, 05:49 PM
Read the Daily Star, their lives are in it almost every day. I am sure they must have some deal with that paper.
size_of_light
21-09-2009, 05:57 PM
This is the last memory Australians have of Peter Andre from about 19-fucking-90:
Caution: may cause extreme nausea or uncontrollable laughter:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1F7jsruvvXc
We banished the creepy, steroid-drunk elf back to England shortly afterwards.
Hagbard, I am interested in the bit where you say:
"I advise them both to bail out now. If they don't give up this stupid media charade soon they may well be looking at serious clinical depression and possibly real relationship problems; confidentiality agreement be damned!"
Do you think by them 'Faking it' that they will manifest the actual problems of illness and mental disorder?
Not that I care of course, but I can live with that, I do think there is a strong correlation to how people 'behave/act' to what they become and attract to themselves, not pure law of attraction, more like a causal link.
I don't know what I'm talking about half the time, the other half I am talking to a stray cat who has adopted me, understands me, has a great sense of humour, and advises me on what PROGRAMMES to watch on TV, He growls if there is something on that he doesn't like and I either have to turn over or more to his liking turn it off.
I just wish he would stop bringing fleas in with him.
On another matter about advertising, I wonder how many people on these forums have their TV on in the background, and if like me they know the confused .com advert, know it so well, that they chime in with the "Hurragh" at the exact time it is said on the TV.
Sad to say but I do do this if I have the telly on.
astrochicken
21-09-2009, 07:24 PM
Hagbard,
there's something seriously amiss and whether they're together or not is just a distraction.
I mean, look at this and look at her leg.. legs just DON'T do that..
WHAT are these people?
http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/6884/wenn2468693.jpg
starshine
21-09-2009, 07:32 PM
This woman is hideous, not the menfolk here, do you find this lady attractive?
I prefer to look au natural myself.
hunter77
21-09-2009, 07:40 PM
This is the last memory Australians have of Peter Andre from about 19-fucking-90:
Caution: may cause extreme nausea or uncontrollable laughter:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1F7jsruvvXc
We banished the creepy, steroid-drunk elf back to England shortly afterwards.
thas what you call getting your own back, sure you don't need him back over there?:(:D
size_of_light
21-09-2009, 07:46 PM
thas what you call getting your own back, sure you don't need him back over there?:(:D
Instant image in my mind when I read what you said, of me and a few mates drinking VB around a barbecue this summer as his slick, buff corpse rotates on a spit and drips fat into an open, hissing flame.
Disturbing, but true.
hagbard_celine
22-09-2009, 08:23 AM
Read the Daily Star, their lives are in it almost every day. I am sure they must have some deal with that paper.
Yes, and a confidentiality agreement no doubt.:rolleyes: This is why they're trapped.
hagbard_celine
22-09-2009, 08:26 AM
This is the last memory Australians have of Peter Andre from about 19-fucking-90:
Caution: may cause extreme nausea or uncontrollable laughter:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1F7jsruvvXc
We banished the creepy, steroid-drunk elf back to England shortly afterwards.
I could have lived my life happily without that reminder, thanks!:D
Christ wasn't he odious!:p The ultimate Conformist posterboy!:eek:
I wonder what Bill Hicks would have said: (Satan's voice) "Send in Peter Andre!":D;)
hagbard_celine
22-09-2009, 08:28 AM
Hagbard,
there's something seriously amiss and whether they're together or not is just a distraction.
I mean, look at this and look at her leg.. legs just DON'T do that..
WHAT are these people?
http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/6884/wenn2468693.jpg
Yikes! What kind of implant is that!?:eek: Maybe it's a spare tit in case one is in for servicing!:D Honestly! She's like Barbie. I've never found her attractive and I totally fail to see why so many men do.:confused:
hagbard_celine
22-09-2009, 08:35 AM
Hagbard, I am interested in the bit where you say:
"I advise them both to bail out now. If they don't give up this stupid media charade soon they may well be looking at serious clinical depression and possibly real relationship problems; confidentiality agreement be damned!"
Do you think by them 'Faking it' that they will manifest the actual problems of illness and mental disorder?
Not that I care of course, but I can live with that, I do think there is a strong correlation to how people 'behave/act' to what they become and attract to themselves, not pure law of attraction, more like a causal link.
I don't know what I'm talking about half the time,
It could be, JP. but right now I sense that their biggest problem is the public's reaction to the story. Both of them have been abused and attacked by members of the public who read... is "read" the right word?:D:rolleyes:... the kind of media publications where this charade is being sold. It shows that media manipulation is sadly still having an effect on some elements of the population. Jordan appears to be deeply depressed and has become agarophobic. Peter also seems to be suffering. The couple will obviously be living apart while they pretend to be separate. In the meantime they'll not be living their normal family life. This will upset the children as well as themselves, and they know it. This will add guilt onto their existing emotional torments. Two of their kids are very young and the oldest, Harvey has serious health problems. I do hope they come to their senses and pack the bullshit in!:(
I am ashamed to say I did watch a few of there tv show when they were 'together' she is vile but peter comes across as quite a nice guy, very caring and loving even though he does have that media ego but I think thats been programmed into him but management.
He suffered a terrible breakdown years ago pre jordan days and he is really into ufo's...
eternalwheel
23-09-2009, 02:46 PM
Maybe it's a spare tit in case one is in for servicing!:D
:D:):D:)
It is highly questionable as to whether she is human. That is just wrong.
kiwimaj
25-09-2009, 04:10 AM
I am ashamed to say I did watch a few of there tv show when they were 'together' she is vile but peter comes across as quite a nice guy, very caring and loving even though he does have that media ego but I think thats been programmed into him but management.
He suffered a terrible breakdown years ago pre jordan days and he is really into ufo's...
..and he was admitted to 'rehab' like so many celebs. He is a puppet of the industry, nothing more or less, distractionary tactics by the PTB..he is a puppet as much as Katie is, NO ONE gets to do the stuff they do without having sold their soul, both are being paid very handsomely for their air time...and if anyone thinks that Pete and Katie have actioned the TV shows, think again, they are PUPPETS of the industry and the industry dictates what they do...including the TV shows...
:cool:
ownoiz
25-09-2009, 11:56 AM
This is the last memory Australians have of Peter Andre from about 19-fucking-90:
Caution: may cause extreme nausea or uncontrollable laughter:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1F7jsruvvXc
We banished the creepy, steroid-drunk elf back to England shortly afterwards.
Most of those positive female comments on the youtube page were actually made by this guy...
http://www.laurenbergman.com.au/images/molly/molly_05_large.jpg
Its still his favourite clip of all time.
The rest of the positive comments were from his old buddy...
http://www.naa.gov.au/Images/11905703-650_tcm2-9562.jpg
Oh and that chebby needs some rear dampers, they are missing...
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hagbard_celine
25-09-2009, 03:29 PM
I am ashamed to say I did watch a few of there tv show when they were 'together' she is vile but peter comes across as quite a nice guy, very caring and loving even though he does have that media ego but I think thats been programmed into him but management.
He suffered a terrible breakdown years ago pre jordan days and he is really into ufo's...
He should join the forum!:cool::)
I thought he was quite sweet when he took his baby son to the recording studio.
Yes! My opinions of him do vaccilate somewhat!:o:D
moon monkey
25-09-2009, 03:46 PM
Who cares ?
They are pointless morons.
hagbard_celine
25-09-2009, 04:08 PM
Who cares ?
They are pointless morons.
Well, I care if I'm being told a story by the media that they say is true when it's fake.:confused:
1eyeopen
28-09-2009, 06:37 PM
More importantly, who's side are you on.
The amount of times I've been asked that. Seriously asked that, as though we should all be taking sides in this, is a joke. But I always answer "None, but I feel sorry for the children that are caught up in this media freakshow"
hagbard_celine
01-10-2009, 12:03 PM
More importantly, who's side are you on.
The amount of times I've been asked that. Seriously asked that, as though we should all be taking sides in this, is a joke. But I always answer "None, but I feel sorry for the children that are caught up in this media freakshow"
God yes!:eek: Are people seriously taking sides, as if they're rival football teams?:D:rolleyes: How effin' pathetic can they get!:( I wonder if they'll be a Celtic-Rangers style street battle between the "Peterists" and the "Kati-ites".
moon monkey
01-10-2009, 04:12 PM
Well, I care if I'm being told a story by the media that they say is true when it's fake.:confused:
Why would you read a "story" about them in any case?
Surely you'd see the headline and accompanying photographs and go straight past it wouldn't you?
michael_mac
05-10-2009, 11:01 PM
I heard it on the Radio that they have a secret Christmas record ready for release? All this marriage bust up could be some sick publicity stunt as Jordan was saying one minute she hated him then a few weeks latter she was saying she still loved him. I don't know how true the rumour is?
It all seems sick to me either way!
hagbard_celine
09-10-2009, 05:29 PM
Why would you read a "story" about them in any case?
Surely you'd see the headline and accompanying photographs and go straight past it wouldn't you?
It's for research purposes.;):D
hagbard_celine
09-10-2009, 05:30 PM
I heard it on the Radio that they have a secret Christmas record ready for release? All this marriage bust up could be some sick publicity stunt as Jordan was saying one minute she hated him then a few weeks latter she was saying she still loved him. I don't know how true the rumour is?
It all seems sick to me either way!
It is, and the ones suffering are are themselves! And their children of course.:(
They must quit this charade!:rolleyes:
wisdomgirl
14-10-2009, 04:49 PM
Hagbard,
there's something seriously amiss and whether they're together or not is just a distraction.
I mean, look at this and look at her leg.. legs just DON'T do that..
WHAT are these people?
http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/6884/wenn2468693.jpg
Yeah what the fuck is wrong with her leg? I saw this picture in the paper not long ago and i thought the same thing.
It looks like some sort of implant, but why would someone get a implant in the thigh?
moon monkey
15-10-2009, 11:39 AM
Yeah what the fuck is wrong with her leg? I saw this picture in the paper not long ago and i thought the same thing.
It looks like some sort of implant, but why would someone get a implant in the thigh?
She is totally without morals. She is a vile media whore. She is a whore of Babylon. She has NO talent.
SHE IS TOTALLY POINTLESS.