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ninpo
23-08-2007, 11:41 PM
I am a reptoid from the planet sativa.
I have come to kill off humanity using Al Gore as my ruler.
I enjoy drinking the blood of humans in our secret rituals underneath our super secret temples hidden underneath our super secret government buildings...
I have come here to hunt new age kooks and hippies in order to procure further blood supplies for our children, who look very much like you but have better wardrobes.
All of your white womens, belongist to us!
heretic
23-08-2007, 11:42 PM
I have come to kill off humanity using Al Gore as my ruler.
So we are all going to die of BOREDOM then?
ninpo
23-08-2007, 11:45 PM
So we are all going to die of BOREDOM then?
That is one of the options, yes.
joss classey
23-08-2007, 11:46 PM
sounds like an episode of south park
bigus_dickus
24-08-2007, 12:02 AM
reptoids are baaad, m'kay
freespark
24-08-2007, 12:04 AM
I am a reptoid from the planet sativa.
I have come to kill off humanity using Al Gore as my ruler.
I enjoy drinking the blood of humans in our secret rituals underneath our super secret temples hidden underneath our super secret government buildings...
I have come here to hunt new age kooks and hippies in order to procure further blood supplies for our children, who look very much like you but have better wardrobes.
All of your white womens, belongist to us!
A bit silly to reveal all your plans isn't it?
Lucky i'm not a woman.
ninpo
24-08-2007, 12:07 AM
A bit silly to reveal all your plans isn't it?
No one suspects us to be doing this. We are alerting the ones who are aware of our presence so that we may take them out first, when the time comes of course.
Many of our younglings yearn for fresh meat/blood.
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Lucky i'm not a woman.
No necessarily, you may just end up cleaning the boot heels of our women. They are in control, you know.
And we are sooooo sick of cleaning their boot heels, naturally...
pumma
24-08-2007, 03:29 AM
planet sativa...
Wich galaxy?
Funny Sativa is a herb...
Next time, use a name that is not from Earth :p
auron
24-08-2007, 03:34 AM
No one suspects us to be doing this. We are alerting the ones who are aware of our presence so that we may take them out first, when the time comes of course.
Many of our younglings yearn for fresh meat/blood.
May i alert you to this?
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d93/Row-shell/middle-finger.jpg
revolutionary_jam
24-08-2007, 01:01 PM
well thanks for being honest about it x
ninpo
24-08-2007, 05:48 PM
Wich galaxy?
Funny Sativa is a herb...
Next time, use a name that is not from Earth :p
Where do you tink sativa came from, hmmmm?
lydia78
24-08-2007, 06:29 PM
sounds like an episode of south park
And you are a man with comical taste!!:D
yeiayel
24-08-2007, 06:46 PM
I have come here to hunt new age kooks and hippies in order to procure further blood supplies for our children,....
Can I help you ninpo?
auron
24-08-2007, 07:00 PM
http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=8223