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arty2000
21-10-2009, 07:33 AM
and potion of bravery

ricko
21-10-2009, 09:27 AM
and Bruised Knee Syndrome

mountain
21-10-2009, 12:11 PM
so I bought Bengay

yeah
21-10-2009, 12:23 PM
a swiss army knife

mountain
21-10-2009, 12:50 PM
thrown at my forehead

yeah
21-10-2009, 12:57 PM
thankfully the tin opener,

aldrin
22-10-2009, 11:50 AM
Had the tin attached...

yeah
22-10-2009, 11:54 AM
and left a rather

ricko
22-10-2009, 06:19 PM
odd cropcircle in Wiltshire...

aldrin
22-10-2009, 06:53 PM
"A sign" says villagers.....

hollo
22-10-2009, 08:15 PM
that says "heinz soup"!!!

yeah
22-10-2009, 09:16 PM
but pronounced Dog Poop

lakkimakki
22-10-2009, 09:26 PM
hits our streets each...

yeah
22-10-2009, 09:44 PM
and every stinking lump

arty2000
22-10-2009, 11:21 PM
adds to the scenery

yeah
22-10-2009, 11:26 PM
a delicate brown hue

hollo
22-10-2009, 11:28 PM
stench follows soon after :D

yeah
22-10-2009, 11:30 PM
While folks shriek poooooo

arty2000
22-10-2009, 11:39 PM
where is winnie the pooh

yeah
22-10-2009, 11:44 PM
with piglet and tiger

arty2000
22-10-2009, 11:53 PM
and tigger and roo too

yeah
23-10-2009, 12:01 AM
looo pooo dooo dooo

arty2000
23-10-2009, 12:02 AM
dancing in the rain

yeah
23-10-2009, 12:07 AM
thats me, i'm INsane

arty2000
23-10-2009, 12:32 AM
for whats in a yeah

yeah
23-10-2009, 12:36 AM
the resonance of aum

arty2000
23-10-2009, 01:57 AM
is the beauty in you

yeah
23-10-2009, 10:36 AM
and the universe.............Booo

ricko
23-10-2009, 06:18 PM
badap-dap bap like saxophones

hollo
23-10-2009, 06:34 PM
and brbrbrbrbr sssshshhhhhhhh *drums* :D

arty2000
23-10-2009, 07:00 PM
tom toms and bongos too

yeah
23-10-2009, 07:24 PM
accompany natures swirling symphony

hollo
23-10-2009, 08:15 PM
like a great big..

yeah
23-10-2009, 08:22 PM
giant eating, belching and

aldrin
27-10-2009, 11:08 AM
Fertilizing the land for.......

ricko
27-10-2009, 12:06 PM
mother nature's cannabis plants

arty2000
27-10-2009, 01:12 PM
roll me up a doobie:D

yeah
27-10-2009, 01:20 PM
cuz i'm ham fisted

arty2000
27-10-2009, 07:00 PM
bongo bongo bong bong

yeah
27-10-2009, 07:40 PM
and chill chillum chill

arty2000
27-10-2009, 10:46 PM
I hear voices saying boo

lakkimakki
27-10-2009, 10:58 PM
can't lock them out

yeah
27-10-2009, 11:03 PM
without a bloody key

lakkimakki
27-10-2009, 11:07 PM
infused with your magic...

yeah
27-10-2009, 11:14 PM
mushroom, deep pan pizza :D

lakkimakki
27-10-2009, 11:22 PM
makes me think of...

yeah
27-10-2009, 11:30 PM
going to the gym:D

lakkimakki
27-10-2009, 11:32 PM
but can't get my...

yeah
27-10-2009, 11:34 PM
fat ass off the

lakkimakki
27-10-2009, 11:40 PM
comfy sofa ,I wish...

yeah
27-10-2009, 11:42 PM
i wasn't such a

lakkimakki
27-10-2009, 11:44 PM
screwup ,will i ever...

yeah
27-10-2009, 11:47 PM
understand WTF it's all

lakkimakki
27-10-2009, 11:52 PM
about going home from ....

yeah
27-10-2009, 11:59 PM
the all you can

lakkimakki
28-10-2009, 12:07 AM
eat. To increase my ...

yeah
28-10-2009, 12:26 AM
self loathing, by ignoring

arty2000
28-10-2009, 04:26 AM
golem who seeks the ring

yeah
28-10-2009, 01:43 PM
of fire. Yeee Haa !

arty2000
28-10-2009, 05:10 PM
move along little dogie

lakkimakki
28-10-2009, 06:13 PM
speak to me when...

ricko
29-10-2009, 07:31 PM
I become the master

lakkimakki
29-10-2009, 07:58 PM
of the potato field...

toseeitclearly
29-10-2009, 08:33 PM
From the north pole.

lakkimakki
29-10-2009, 08:35 PM
making vodka will be...

toseeitclearly
29-10-2009, 08:55 PM
A drunken choice of...

lakkimakki
29-10-2009, 09:02 PM
surgery for stress Incontinence...

toseeitclearly
29-10-2009, 09:16 PM
Because you got hemorrhoids

ricko
29-10-2009, 09:23 PM
that you call "Politicians"

lakkimakki
29-10-2009, 10:17 PM
individuals who are involved...

yeah
29-10-2009, 10:24 PM
in spit ball pens

lakkimakki
29-10-2009, 10:29 PM
Their Treatment is a....

arty2000
29-10-2009, 10:38 PM
anal probe from Xeena

lakkimakki
29-10-2009, 10:41 PM
chronic pain? Being a...

yeah
29-10-2009, 10:42 PM
not great.....but hey

lakkimakki
29-10-2009, 10:45 PM
girl life goes on!....

yeah
29-10-2009, 10:47 PM
and on and on

lakkimakki
29-10-2009, 10:54 PM
there ain't no such...

yeah
29-10-2009, 11:05 PM
reprieve to my quantum

lakkimakki
29-10-2009, 11:10 PM
wellness thingy, since 1945...

yeah
29-10-2009, 11:14 PM
when my cor blimey

lakkimakki
29-10-2009, 11:19 PM
my, oh, my! A.....

yeah
29-10-2009, 11:23 PM
get ma coat moment

arty2000
29-10-2009, 11:34 PM
cause Im commin over

lakkimakki
29-10-2009, 11:49 PM
iI'm feelin lonely...

toseeitclearly
30-10-2009, 12:04 AM
so hold me close

arty2000
30-10-2009, 12:12 AM
ok...i hope your a fem:D

toseeitclearly
30-10-2009, 12:14 AM
i hope you are

lakkimakki
30-10-2009, 12:18 AM
super sexy blondie in ...

yeah
30-10-2009, 12:52 AM
muddy boots milking a

arty2000
30-10-2009, 01:23 AM
martian hornswaller in the

yeah
30-10-2009, 11:25 AM
fridge magnet of life

ricko
30-10-2009, 12:00 PM
also known as "Creephole"

arty2000
30-10-2009, 06:57 PM
in the intradimensional void

chovexano
31-10-2009, 04:33 PM
where I left my

yeah
31-10-2009, 04:41 PM
sweet wrappers, and mouldy

ricko
31-10-2009, 05:56 PM
Kangaroo-shaped sunglasses. "Viva La

lakkimakki
31-10-2009, 06:02 PM
Fiesta, Viva la la...

yeah
31-10-2009, 06:03 PM
jamais vous of life

ricko
31-10-2009, 06:14 PM
el plátano rojo grande!

lakkimakki
31-10-2009, 06:31 PM
Dónde está la alberca?

ricko
31-10-2009, 07:51 PM
"Over there!" Said the suirrel...

yeah
31-10-2009, 08:16 PM
no relation of squirrel

arty2000
31-10-2009, 09:18 PM
who was looking for his nuts

mountain
01-11-2009, 03:00 PM
in the grass meadow

lakkimakki
01-11-2009, 04:24 PM
on hillside In Machu ...

arty2000
01-11-2009, 04:27 PM
where the great Xin su

lakkimakki
01-11-2009, 04:33 PM
licks lollipop over and...

mountain
01-11-2009, 04:43 PM
sits on golden throne

lakkimakki
01-11-2009, 04:49 PM
getting a crown on ...

arty2000
01-11-2009, 05:39 PM
top of mrs Xin su

ricko
06-11-2009, 09:05 PM
who happens to have (this should be interesting!)

arty2000
06-11-2009, 11:39 PM
pierced buttocks for better

yeah
07-11-2009, 02:59 AM
grip when shagging on

lakkimakki
15-11-2009, 10:06 PM
utility that connects people...

arty2000
16-11-2009, 01:20 AM
with the creamy rich

ricko
16-11-2009, 09:51 AM
blend of wolf piss

lakkimakki
16-11-2009, 05:18 PM
...

firepoet
16-11-2009, 07:31 PM
mixed in with some

ricko
17-11-2009, 01:04 PM
good love 19969, lekkerding!

lakkimakki
17-11-2009, 01:27 PM
ik zal je lekker ...

ricko
17-11-2009, 07:39 PM
...said the angry cheesemoth

arty2000
18-11-2009, 12:32 AM
pass the frakkin  cheez whiz

ricko
18-11-2009, 07:05 PM
or else, it's curtains!

mountain
19-11-2009, 08:15 PM
I played Texas Hold-em

lakkimakki
19-11-2009, 08:46 PM
and won sexy lingerie...

arty2000
19-11-2009, 11:11 PM
that lakkimakki wears under his man cloths...

lakkimakki
19-11-2009, 11:19 PM
to satisfy arty's2000 desires.....

arty2000
19-11-2009, 11:30 PM
sorry the door doesnt swing that way:D

lakkimakki
19-11-2009, 11:34 PM
neither mine , responded lakkiwakki...

arty2000
19-11-2009, 11:41 PM
with an ever so polite reply

mountain
13-12-2009, 10:35 AM
to president Obama's office

lakkimakki
13-12-2009, 11:07 AM
and makes weed legal....

mountain
13-12-2009, 11:20 AM
to make skunk brownies

lakkimakki
13-12-2009, 11:31 AM
tastier than ever before

mountain
13-12-2009, 11:33 AM
like grandma's secret recipe

lakkimakki
13-12-2009, 11:34 AM
that's not secret anymore...

arty2000
13-12-2009, 04:01 PM
like Bush's baked beans

lakkimakki
13-12-2009, 04:58 PM
--THE STORY SO FAR--


Once upon a time , the whole wide universe started to shrink into A graviton field generator that produces eternal love.

But little pony stole the cabbage patch dolls , Who all look alike little ponybitches from past.

That stampede Planet Zaloocoo; from all the pressure pony realized that zaloocoo was very far away where whimsical aliens chill
and poetic mermaids sing while gnomes play poker , and roll up spliffs. Lakkimakki, Mountain and Rixxmixxhell hopped into the hovercraft moving incredible fast across the oceans of Earth and ended up at bottom of the ocean where Jaws swam by
and cthulhu looked on ;we eating chilis and corn. From the dark abyss came a wicked witch and her beautiful sisters;
Leelee Lulu LaLa Lilith damn thy looked hot but evil on inside.

Yet moving on we headed to another planet where we found a world without sun and aliens doing kinky things with Zaloocoo farm animals we observed this planet and noticed the people having a big orgy , another race who can bend and run quickly getting thier groove on.

Then there was silence as we realized they possessed unknown psychic power that noticed our presence.

We having a smoke with some cool folks from chocolate way galaxy where munchkins eat marshmallow and forget to swallow , cool folks; tall people (yet)
telling wise stories of reptilians and david icke ,who take ayahuasca together like Lakki, Rixx and Mount.

Yet rixx had a mask of green and bronze that see multidimensional doorways and through folks clothes.
Lakki has gunz that freezes people in time before they collapse into to the twilight zone and we all remiss
in our duties if Mountain drives the hovercraft ,she has experience but sometimes is too tipsy that way distracting us
from flying alien deer. Deer; cowlikeshape but fat roly-poly and ticklish with sub-space communicators offers us a way
to talk with Adromedans because thalaron radiation is; Too Hot to Handle: too cold to hold. Cockcrow our wounded reven - nada nada bing bing-\
was the sound he.. ding dang dong wolliee ... our translation machine malfunctioning... mountain kicked it hard
not on purpose ,but... lakkimakki started talking like; ow faschizzle my nizzle , golywollop shingdazle me luddy
lakkia lekki m f wakki. Rixx picked up lakki and gave him vaccine turned him into robot just like R2D2 and back into sexy shape

Lakki had hidden agenda to side with Borg ;borg; his ex mistress now she is gay. Lakki liked shemale but she was a midget.

Borg midget was Strategist with bushy white whiskas and a big vibrator too big for Mountain so lakkimakki gave it right up her saggy of some old haggy
who cooked salty soup with breasteses that droop while casting a spell on me and rixxmixxhell who lived happily everafter.

Nuclear Explosions Test that blew up Mar's face was successful , mars now is a tourist destination like on Total Recall
Mars oxygen environment offers a wide range of activities; clay pigeon shooting tanning beds;sensual massages alien prostitution and shadowbading mooning above the house
life minimising , Soul Growth , and zero growth potential.

The Surface of Mars has pyramids and sphinx it also includes greater concentrations of ancient artifacts of antiquity & middle ages. And hot martian women that Make Out In
fashionable,plush underground discos as others watch on in absolute disbelief at the horrifying progress of....

A fight breaks out over a big pair dance shoes, just because his mates said; -- ; your shoes not NIKE!!--

Then all of his homies took a Trip on the dance floor, busting project to take down .... It was time for a good, strong draft.

My poor, sore 'crutch' (rhyming purposes) too tender to touch but maybe if i call up my honey we will harmonize in the key of love that will lead to
a release of joy and a cosmic orgasmatron exploding to the edges with nothing but blue radiating like a bright meteor in a very seductive and alluring way,
that only produces yellow beams of infinite love.

It was beyond beautiful all i could think "DI should see this!"
All women love debauchery premarital sex and Chocolate on the washing machine & Washer Dryer machines. I once knew a very well behaved lady Who loved blowing grizzlies.

The biggest thing to sedate not kill so blowing can continue and she can get past the grizzly bear in the sticky mud
We made some lovin Which included loads of Cooking Ware! Pictures included! Pictures of nature's beauty like exceedingly good cakes!
"I'm not an alcoholic!" it is too late!!. But me sip whiskaaaayyy.
Jack and jill went hand in hand up the emerald green meadows and had a good hot sensual bubble bath made me feel so hot/sweaty,ready for some deep relaxation. I contemplated taking a vacation.

To somewhere far away hmm Neptune seems nice; Sensations urge me to cook me some noodles before the big date with the President's homies , Before Madonna blows me.
I will seek revenge through mutual masturbation with the Fraggles and Teletubbies , Tinky Winky seems fruity , he seems like fun So does his bum.

Just for fun I kick old men 'cause they can't tell" blacks who look similar as if they are because that would just make It Worse. Hmmm....


One day i decided to prance around in my tight hot pants are to tight ,should have used baby oil to massage my curvy big round bootylicious plums
smooth skinned,oblong &round. I decided to show my pantyhose filled with hate & dead animals. I was so ashamed of secret pregnancy that That i started storing breastmilk for the
the little tiny worms.--Dangerous Parasitic Nematodes-- of the 4th innerdimensional space & time; they waned...Yet it only bothered...by incorrect use of
leather whips and chains the Pleasures and Pains of my naughty brain. Power that is needed to charge my vibrator made of gold ,will turn into nice platinum
& diamond wedding band for the lady's hand.

Kissing right here at creases of her thigh , Feel Her Heart Beating to the loud drum played by Rick Allen.

Took some time off to pursue a utopia ,It seems that the fear of the unknown made the world crazy is way to transformation like the rising phoenix
that ressurects through fire! Fire loves to dance the hula bare breasted ladies in grass skirts shaking their groove thing ,model judges in row, two/ two they go
to Haiti ,go crazy and rock the casba doing what is banned and then being punished for carrying too much wacky backy,

When you braid your dog's hair and everything becomes a aerobic exercise in your best clothes from tesco's; Burn them they're synthetic ets all runaround naked.

Buy new hemp clothes for the premiere of my new adult production --MCPP -Mountain co porn production-- makers of quality animation are rendering a high
resolution life-like simulation between Two consenting adult midgets wearing lavender wrestling outfits whilst chanting guru nanak singing Punjabi and Urdu, Hare Krisna, hare ram, Krisna, Krisna Krisna ...

All was happy, until the cookie monster ate part of the moon which tasted like maltballs w/a creamy rich center with a gingerbread crusting the moon wasnt enough!!! so he took stars the andromeda X-5 galaxy,
Galaxy wasnt enough; planets YQ9/PDQ7 look promising.

I found holy Jesus buried in my garden he screamed! and sand blessed are the meek for they shall go to prison for their misguided beliefs in religion
believing they can't create a scottish spotted lepoard although it is difficult to make predictions, especially after long hard nights on the dance floor,
boogyin down with Mini-Me and Chubaca in leather, because everything is OK.

If you convert to the daughters of Freya you get miniskirts, and frilly see through tutus knee-bending at 20 MPH they put their fingernails
in very dirty places,they never wash hands because hands dont exist in your mind, but there can be only one hand in your pantz searching for the savaloy to earn enough money
to buy a yoyo. (based on true story). everyone got one , so did Maggie Thatcher who worked the Large-Sums of people to death.

A sea of bodies among them a leader only known as "Thyself". Thyself famous software pirate who created Microsoft and zombie Nazi Rastas, which ate mutated flesh of
cyborgs from planet X-ray Alpha who were ex Terminators. However at the beginning there was the word and the word was aleph , but other things was getting invented by aliens from Alpha Prime;
human killing tractor machine, in 4 assorted colors all shades of brown, setting out a range where deer and antelope playyyyyy pool with Machine Elves and ping pong w/ cave trolls.

I am soooo confused thought the Scottish Kangaroo who loves eating pears but only in spring when love blossoms fresh and flowers are in bloom.

That is when we do the monster mash, inexpensively using powdered spuds making the most delicious flakiest sandwiches - Smoked Duck and jam tastes so nice!

I also like noodles covered in Pesto and parmesan and broccoli from the Leper coloney.

Lastnight in Twisted River, little Potato-Elves started attacking me they ate my eyes, i screamed like a little god damn bitch, oooooooooooh, noooooooooooo, youthurtingme eyezzzzzzzz .....(cry)

I replaced them with treacle toffee and then started running to lose all my clothes off.and started crying loudly then shat my pants.( because everybody sharts sometimes)
but only when hard Work Pays Off! Suddenly my testicles burst open on Wall Street, I felt like a turtle there were no way to outrun the hare ...Anyway, I took a... Dexedrine tablet and started
to do the hokey pokey. I wasn't prepared for The size of the working poor population in Barrak Obama's slave shack. Knee deep in greasy puddles of melted Crisco ,

I dont understand why the blackhole doesn't swallow but spits baby food into wormholes and vortexes to infinity and beyond passing astral pedestrian travellers,
in winter clothing going to a summer camp at Alaska Campgrounds that grows big magic shrooms offering education for children and Potato Elves alike,
plus the woodland elves the broccoli elves too! Still a little confused, getting cold and dark and very pleased that smarmy prince was making more elves!? surely not!

Pregnant again?What to do? blame it on my youth and beauty or being too easy after hitting a four by four, right between the Eyes..Oh, baby..


I knew the time just after morning brunch!under the big oak tree where Merlin once wee'd and waved his wand to dismiss or refuse , i didnt give hoot and horton said a who
about Fake Owl , As this makes no sense.


To loudly sing "Copacabana" with a humongous proboscis where are thou,Cyrano With your steely weapon and potion of bravery and Bruised Knee Syndrome so I bought Bengay
A swiss army knife thrown at my forehead thankfully the tin opener,

Had the tin attached and left a rather odd cropcircle in Wiltshire ; "A sign" says villagers that says "heinz soup"!!! but pronounced Dog Poop
hits our streets each and every stinking lump adds to the scenery a delicate brown hue stench follows soon after While folks shriek poooooo where is winnie the pooh with piglet and tiger
and tigger and roo too pooo , looo pooo dooo dooo dancing in the rain , thats me, i'm INsane.

For whats in a yeah the resonance of aum is the beauty in you, and the universe.............Booo.

Badap-dap bap like saxophones and brbrbrbrbr sssshshhhhhhhh *drums*,



I hear voices saying boo can't lock them out without a bloody key infused with your magic mushroom, deep pan pizza makes me think of going to the gym
but can't get my fat ass off the comfy sofa ,I wish i wasn't such a screwup ,will i ever understand WTF it's all about going home from the all you can
eat. To increase my self loathing, by ignoring Golem who seeks the ring of fire. Yeee Haa !

Move along little dogie speak to me when I become the master of the potato field From the north pole.

Making vodka will be A drunken choice of surgery for stress Incontinence because you got hemorrhoids that you call "Politicians" individuals who are involved in spit ball pens.

Their Treatment is a anal probe from Xeena chronic pain? Being a not great.....but hey girl life goes on!and on and on there ain't no such reprieve to my quantum
wellness thingy, since 1945...


looks good so far... xD

ricko
14-12-2009, 04:15 PM
:D Hilarious!

aldrin
17-12-2009, 07:32 PM
(cont.)...........my bigmac has survived

ricko
18-12-2009, 10:07 AM
the cosmic flu, however

converger
18-12-2009, 11:17 AM
who am i ?

fr0sty
18-12-2009, 11:25 AM
i can has cheeseburger

arty2000
19-12-2009, 02:53 AM
supersized on planet zorganallif

lakkimakki
19-12-2009, 02:04 PM
sitting on the dock

merlincove
19-12-2009, 02:22 PM
for this way is

ricko
19-12-2009, 07:01 PM
lip-quiveringly orgasmic, lekkerding

arty2000
19-12-2009, 07:14 PM
tripping the light fantastic

lakkimakki
11-01-2010, 10:12 PM
whats cracka lackin ? dawg....

enga
11-01-2010, 11:28 PM
my foot is ablaze

lakkimakki
11-01-2010, 11:31 PM
im planning foot care...

eyeballkid88
12-01-2010, 12:41 AM
Bailey!!! What a goal!!

torus
12-01-2010, 12:55 AM
to bronze your balls!!!

haukipesukone
12-01-2010, 12:55 AM
sick stitches cat foot

arty2000
12-01-2010, 08:17 AM
on a hot tin roof

aldrin
12-01-2010, 10:11 AM
All eyes on me....

lakkimakki
12-01-2010, 02:13 PM
thigh High Boots, I

arty2000
12-01-2010, 06:18 PM
with whips and latex

torus
12-01-2010, 06:19 PM
subdued the horny Rottweiler

johntitor
12-01-2010, 06:26 PM
doggy style it is

torus
12-01-2010, 06:30 PM
only on humid nights

arty2000
12-01-2010, 07:03 PM
the pulsating rhythms of

haukipesukone
12-01-2010, 08:48 PM
anally fluctuating feline serpent

lakkimakki
12-01-2010, 08:50 PM
it crawls upon it's

aldrin
12-01-2010, 09:30 PM
dislocated ankles whilst singing

lakkimakki
12-01-2010, 09:38 PM
i did it again

quetzalcoatl
12-01-2010, 10:57 PM
--THE STORY SO FAR--


Once upon a time , the whole wide universe started to shrink into A graviton field generator that produces eternal love.

But little pony stole the cabbage patch dolls , Who all look alike little ponybitches from past.

That stampede Planet Zaloocoo; from all the pressure pony realized that zaloocoo was very far away where whimsical aliens chill
and poetic mermaids sing while gnomes play poker , and roll up spliffs. Lakkimakki, Mountain and Rixxmixxhell hopped into the hovercraft moving incredible fast across the oceans of Earth and ended up at bottom of the ocean where Jaws swam by
and cthulhu looked on ;we eating chilis and corn. From the dark abyss came a wicked witch and her beautiful sisters;
Leelee Lulu LaLa Lilith damn thy looked hot but evil on inside.

Yet moving on we headed to another planet where we found a world without sun and aliens doing kinky things with Zaloocoo farm animals we observed this planet and noticed the people having a big orgy , another race who can bend and run quickly getting thier groove on.

Then there was silence as we realized they possessed unknown psychic power that noticed our presence.

We having a smoke with some cool folks from chocolate way galaxy where munchkins eat marshmallow and forget to swallow , cool folks; tall people (yet)
telling wise stories of reptilians and david icke ,who take ayahuasca together like Lakki, Rixx and Mount.

Yet rixx had a mask of green and bronze that see multidimensional doorways and through folks clothes.
Lakki has gunz that freezes people in time before they collapse into to the twilight zone and we all remiss
in our duties if Mountain drives the hovercraft ,she has experience but sometimes is too tipsy that way distracting us
from flying alien deer. Deer; cowlikeshape but fat roly-poly and ticklish with sub-space communicators offers us a way
to talk with Adromedans because thalaron radiation is; Too Hot to Handle: too cold to hold. Cockcrow our wounded reven - nada nada bing bing-\
was the sound he.. ding dang dong wolliee ... our translation machine malfunctioning... mountain kicked it hard
not on purpose ,but... lakkimakki started talking like; ow faschizzle my nizzle , golywollop shingdazle me luddy
lakkia lekki m f wakki. Rixx picked up lakki and gave him vaccine turned him into robot just like R2D2 and back into sexy shape

Lakki had hidden agenda to side with Borg ;borg; his ex mistress now she is gay. Lakki liked shemale but she was a midget.

Borg midget was Strategist with bushy white whiskas and a big vibrator too big for Mountain so lakkimakki gave it right up her saggy of some old haggy
who cooked salty soup with breasteses that droop while casting a spell on me and rixxmixxhell who lived happily everafter.

Nuclear Explosions Test that blew up Mar's face was successful , mars now is a tourist destination like on Total Recall
Mars oxygen environment offers a wide range of activities; clay pigeon shooting tanning beds;sensual massages alien prostitution and shadowbading mooning above the house
life minimising , Soul Growth , and zero growth potential.

The Surface of Mars has pyramids and sphinx it also includes greater concentrations of ancient artifacts of antiquity & middle ages. And hot martian women that Make Out In
fashionable,plush underground discos as others watch on in absolute disbelief at the horrifying progress of....

A fight breaks out over a big pair dance shoes, just because his mates said; -- ; your shoes not NIKE!!--

Then all of his homies took a Trip on the dance floor, busting project to take down .... It was time for a good, strong draft.

My poor, sore 'crutch' (rhyming purposes) too tender to touch but maybe if i call up my honey we will harmonize in the key of love that will lead to
a release of joy and a cosmic orgasmatron exploding to the edges with nothing but blue radiating like a bright meteor in a very seductive and alluring way,
that only produces yellow beams of infinite love.

It was beyond beautiful all i could think "DI should see this!"
All women love debauchery premarital sex and Chocolate on the washing machine & Washer Dryer machines. I once knew a very well behaved lady Who loved blowing grizzlies.

The biggest thing to sedate not kill so blowing can continue and she can get past the grizzly bear in the sticky mud
We made some lovin Which included loads of Cooking Ware! Pictures included! Pictures of nature's beauty like exceedingly good cakes!
"I'm not an alcoholic!" it is too late!!. But me sip whiskaaaayyy.
Jack and jill went hand in hand up the emerald green meadows and had a good hot sensual bubble bath made me feel so hot/sweaty,ready for some deep relaxation. I contemplated taking a vacation.

To somewhere far away hmm Neptune seems nice; Sensations urge me to cook me some noodles before the big date with the President's homies , Before Madonna blows me.
I will seek revenge through mutual masturbation with the Fraggles and Teletubbies , Tinky Winky seems fruity , he seems like fun So does his bum.

Just for fun I kick old men 'cause they can't tell" blacks who look similar as if they are because that would just make It Worse. Hmmm....


One day i decided to prance around in my tight hot pants are to tight ,should have used baby oil to massage my curvy big round bootylicious plums
smooth skinned,oblong &round. I decided to show my pantyhose filled with hate & dead animals. I was so ashamed of secret pregnancy that That i started storing breastmilk for the
the little tiny worms.--Dangerous Parasitic Nematodes-- of the 4th innerdimensional space & time; they waned...Yet it only bothered...by incorrect use of
leather whips and chains the Pleasures and Pains of my naughty brain. Power that is needed to charge my vibrator made of gold ,will turn into nice platinum
& diamond wedding band for the lady's hand.

Kissing right here at creases of her thigh , Feel Her Heart Beating to the loud drum played by Rick Allen.

Took some time off to pursue a utopia ,It seems that the fear of the unknown made the world crazy is way to transformation like the rising phoenix
that ressurects through fire! Fire loves to dance the hula bare breasted ladies in grass skirts shaking their groove thing ,model judges in row, two/ two they go
to Haiti ,go crazy and rock the casba doing what is banned and then being punished for carrying too much wacky backy,

When you braid your dog's hair and everything becomes a aerobic exercise in your best clothes from tesco's; Burn them they're synthetic ets all runaround naked.

Buy new hemp clothes for the premiere of my new adult production --MCPP -Mountain co porn production-- makers of quality animation are rendering a high
resolution life-like simulation between Two consenting adult midgets wearing lavender wrestling outfits whilst chanting guru nanak singing Punjabi and Urdu, Hare Krisna, hare ram, Krisna, Krisna Krisna ...

All was happy, until the cookie monster ate part of the moon which tasted like maltballs w/a creamy rich center with a gingerbread crusting the moon wasnt enough!!! so he took stars the andromeda X-5 galaxy,
Galaxy wasnt enough; planets YQ9/PDQ7 look promising.

I found holy Jesus buried in my garden he screamed! and sand blessed are the meek for they shall go to prison for their misguided beliefs in religion
believing they can't create a scottish spotted lepoard although it is difficult to make predictions, especially after long hard nights on the dance floor,
boogyin down with Mini-Me and Chubaca in leather, because everything is OK.

If you convert to the daughters of Freya you get miniskirts, and frilly see through tutus knee-bending at 20 MPH they put their fingernails
in very dirty places,they never wash hands because hands dont exist in your mind, but there can be only one hand in your pantz searching for the savaloy to earn enough money
to buy a yoyo. (based on true story). everyone got one , so did Maggie Thatcher who worked the Large-Sums of people to death.

A sea of bodies among them a leader only known as "Thyself". Thyself famous software pirate who created Microsoft and zombie Nazi Rastas, which ate mutated flesh of
cyborgs from planet X-ray Alpha who were ex Terminators. However at the beginning there was the word and the word was aleph , but other things was getting invented by aliens from Alpha Prime;
human killing tractor machine, in 4 assorted colors all shades of brown, setting out a range where deer and antelope playyyyyy pool with Machine Elves and ping pong w/ cave trolls.

I am soooo confused thought the Scottish Kangaroo who loves eating pears but only in spring when love blossoms fresh and flowers are in bloom.

That is when we do the monster mash, inexpensively using powdered spuds making the most delicious flakiest sandwiches - Smoked Duck and jam tastes so nice!

I also like noodles covered in Pesto and parmesan and broccoli from the Leper coloney.

Lastnight in Twisted River, little Potato-Elves started attacking me they ate my eyes, i screamed like a little god damn bitch, oooooooooooh, noooooooooooo, youthurtingme eyezzzzzzzz .....(cry)

I replaced them with treacle toffee and then started running to lose all my clothes off.and started crying loudly then shat my pants.( because everybody sharts sometimes)
but only when hard Work Pays Off! Suddenly my testicles burst open on Wall Street, I felt like a turtle there were no way to outrun the hare ...Anyway, I took a... Dexedrine tablet and started
to do the hokey pokey. I wasn't prepared for The size of the working poor population in Barrak Obama's slave shack. Knee deep in greasy puddles of melted Crisco ,

I dont understand why the blackhole doesn't swallow but spits baby food into wormholes and vortexes to infinity and beyond passing astral pedestrian travellers,
in winter clothing going to a summer camp at Alaska Campgrounds that grows big magic shrooms offering education for children and Potato Elves alike,
plus the woodland elves the broccoli elves too! Still a little confused, getting cold and dark and very pleased that smarmy prince was making more elves!? surely not!

Pregnant again?What to do? blame it on my youth and beauty or being too easy after hitting a four by four, right between the Eyes..Oh, baby..


I knew the time just after morning brunch!under the big oak tree where Merlin once wee'd and waved his wand to dismiss or refuse , i didnt give hoot and horton said a who
about Fake Owl , As this makes no sense.


To loudly sing "Copacabana" with a humongous proboscis where are thou,Cyrano With your steely weapon and potion of bravery and Bruised Knee Syndrome so I bought Bengay
A swiss army knife thrown at my forehead thankfully the tin opener,

Had the tin attached and left a rather odd cropcircle in Wiltshire ; "A sign" says villagers that says "heinz soup"!!! but pronounced Dog Poop
hits our streets each and every stinking lump adds to the scenery a delicate brown hue stench follows soon after While folks shriek poooooo where is winnie the pooh with piglet and tiger
and tigger and roo too pooo , looo pooo dooo dooo dancing in the rain , thats me, i'm INsane.

For whats in a yeah the resonance of aum is the beauty in you, and the universe.............Booo.

Badap-dap bap like saxophones and brbrbrbrbr sssshshhhhhhhh *drums*,



I hear voices saying boo can't lock them out without a bloody key infused with your magic mushroom, deep pan pizza makes me think of going to the gym
but can't get my fat ass off the comfy sofa ,I wish i wasn't such a screwup ,will i ever understand WTF it's all about going home from the all you can
eat. To increase my self loathing, by ignoring Golem who seeks the ring of fire. Yeee Haa !

Move along little dogie speak to me when I become the master of the potato field From the north pole.

Making vodka will be A drunken choice of surgery for stress Incontinence because you got hemorrhoids that you call "Politicians" individuals who are involved in spit ball pens.

Their Treatment is a anal probe from Xeena chronic pain? Being a not great.....but hey girl life goes on!and on and on there ain't no such reprieve to my quantum
wellness thingy, since 1945...


looks good so far... xD


Hmmm... indeed... enough bout everyone else tho... :rolleyes: - you're really not very good @ guessing... ;)

{EDIT} Alas, on with the thread! :D

quetzalcoatl
12-01-2010, 11:18 PM
Un-warranted cry-baby flail... :p

Toss toys flippantly, regret later... :p

Lose to archer, cries inside... :p

quetzalcoatl
12-01-2010, 11:21 PM
Mark on the head paranioa... :p

Fickle, sensitive virginal face... :p

Eye-sockets con-curvature, zombie-head... :p

quetzalcoatl
12-01-2010, 11:22 PM
Weak coward, no-heart baby... :p

Clue-less obsessed-hero, falls again... :p

Developer cheater, bugs a 'friend'... :p

quetzalcoatl
12-01-2010, 11:23 PM
Privy patsy has no clue... :p

Retarded loser, easy target... :p

Hate ridden, wish was someone-else... :p

quetzalcoatl
12-01-2010, 11:24 PM
No-life / hope, lambaste only option... :p

Wish doesn't happen to me... :p

Dish out, but can't handle... :p

quetzalcoatl
12-01-2010, 11:27 PM
Liar, delusional coward, exaggeratist... :p

Ego defense never had-a-chance... :p

Hating easier than loving, likes-it-easy... :p

quetzalcoatl
12-01-2010, 11:30 PM
Time for a cry, again... :p - this is wot ya wanted??? (to be continued, if required ;))

Now that's a funny story! :D

lakkimakki
13-01-2010, 12:36 AM
If i was a small child i woud cry like hell...right now im dissapointed, but happy.

quetzalcoatl
13-01-2010, 01:50 AM
If i was a small child i woud cry like hell...right now im dissapointed, but happy.

What makes you think you're not a small child??? :p

& join the club buddy! - I'm quite happy too... ;)

:)

lakkimakki
13-01-2010, 09:31 AM
right? Well, the happiest...

quetzalcoatl
13-01-2010, 03:43 PM
right? Well, the happiest...

Ummhmm... only way to be... ;) - thought it might not agree with me all that much, cutting loose like dat, but not really... - feelin' pretty alright with it... ;) since you got exactly what you deserved (with everything considered)... - if even that... :p ya see it's all of it, all your constant negative innuendo (you must know by know you suck quite badly @ times??) you almost never contribute anything posivtive... so don't give me all that disappointed / let down, surprised / shocked & all innocent victim BFS... ;)

You're a lucky animal, so why doncha do us all a favor (or just me, as the case maybe) & go piss off n start problems else-where... ;) - not too much to ask is it???

I can break it up into 4 word posts to suit your silly game, but lets not waste each-others time, shall we?? & we can leave it @ that - or whatever you think suits you... ;)

curtaincat
13-01-2010, 03:57 PM
make up :D

quetzalcoatl
13-01-2010, 04:08 PM
make up :D

I'm tryna... :) - just get fuckin pissed off @ times... it's sometimes like a once decent medium for 'alternative' ideas / theories - brought to us by an over-all great human-being - gets flushed down the bog into bigotry & @ times cowardly slander too... & all over the most stupidest shite...

Every one has their limit / line in the sand... >_<

arty2000
13-01-2010, 05:39 PM
I'm tryna... :) - just get fuckin pissed off @ times... it's sometimes like a once decent medium for 'alternative' ideas / theories - brought to us by an over-all great human-being - gets flushed down the bog into bigotry & @ times cowardly slander too... & all over the most stupidest shite...

Every one has their limit / line in the sand... >_<

someone needs a hug...come here ya big lug:)

http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii27/mycoolespacio/Hugs/Hugs109.jpg


ok where are we in the story I forgot:p

quetzalcoatl
13-01-2010, 05:57 PM
Ahhh well that's a sweet thought... :)

lakkimakki
13-01-2010, 07:08 PM
Ahhh well that's a sweet thought... :)

be the STAR on.....

notthisshitagain
13-01-2010, 07:22 PM
...the ultimate prize of.....

quetzalcoatl
13-01-2010, 07:29 PM
...the ultimate prize of.....


An illusory chocolate cake... :D

arty2000
13-01-2010, 07:43 PM
spiked with jack daniels

lakkimakki
13-01-2010, 07:58 PM
starting unicast maintenance ranging...

quetzalcoatl
13-01-2010, 08:22 PM
spiked with jack daniels

Because EVERYTHING can-be Irish-ed... ;)

quetzalcoatl
13-01-2010, 08:23 PM
starting unicast maintenance ranging...

...Until the plot's lost... ;)

http://www.computing.net/answers/networking/started-unicast-maintenance-ranging/29756.html

quetzalcoatl
13-01-2010, 08:24 PM
...Until the plot's lost... ;)

http://www.computing.net/answers/networking/started-unicast-maintenance-ranging/29756.html

...A dreamer drifts away... :p

quetzalcoatl
13-01-2010, 08:25 PM
...A dream drifts away... :p

...Delusions of 'uber granduer'... :p

quetzalcoatl
13-01-2010, 08:26 PM
...Delusions of 'uber granduer'... :p

...'Monkey' saw & tried... :p

quetzalcoatl
13-01-2010, 08:28 PM
...'Monkey' saw & tried... :p

...failed, but still hopes... :p

quetzalcoatl
13-01-2010, 08:29 PM
...failed, but still hopes... :p

...To grasp logic one-day... :p

quetzalcoatl
13-01-2010, 08:30 PM
...To grasp logic one-day... :p

...Fantasy better than truth... :p

quetzalcoatl
13-01-2010, 08:30 PM
...Fantasy better than truth... :p

...How sad it is??? :p

lakkimakki
13-01-2010, 08:47 PM
...How sad it is??? :p

DEAR JOHN? not crying...

quetzalcoatl
13-01-2010, 08:55 PM
DEAR JOHN? not crying...

...Balling his eyes out... ;)

quetzalcoatl
13-01-2010, 08:57 PM
...Balling his eyes out... ;)

...Or random & un-related... ;)

lakkimakki
13-01-2010, 08:58 PM
to the first. Ever...

quetzalcoatl
13-01-2010, 09:01 PM
Basically ya know, you shud just leave eh... ;) - you & your weirdo mate! go be fake somewhere else... ;)

Nuffin good about ya... nothing constuctive, just 'random'... ;)

Thanks! :)

Or stay - end of the day you'll suit yourself... I got plenty more! yet you ran out... ;)

lakkimakki
13-01-2010, 09:13 PM
Basically ya know, you shud just leave eh... ;) - you & your weirdo mate! go be fake somewhere else... ;)

Nuffin good about ya... nothing constuctive, just 'random'... ;)

Thanks! :)

Or stay - end of the day you'll suit yourself... I got plenty more! yet you ran out... ;)

of time and the ...

quetzalcoatl
13-01-2010, 09:15 PM
to the first. Ever...

...They laughed, you cried... :p

quetzalcoatl
13-01-2010, 09:16 PM
...They laughed, you cried... :p

...Tried to kick it round... :p

quetzalcoatl
13-01-2010, 09:17 PM
...Tried to kick it round... :p

...Yet still couldn't see... :p

quetzalcoatl
13-01-2010, 09:17 PM
...Yet still couldn't see... :p

...It dun work on-me... :p

quetzalcoatl
13-01-2010, 09:21 PM
of time and the ...

...End near, get clear... ;)

...So-long, thanks for bugs... ;)

quetzalcoatl
13-01-2010, 09:23 PM
...To bring-it up again... :D

...Coz das your style... ;)

quetzalcoatl
13-01-2010, 09:24 PM
...Bored to near death... :(

...Wot a silly game... ;)

...Oh do behave baby... :D

...least bumped-up post-count... :D

lakkimakki
13-01-2010, 09:32 PM
calculator? The one that...

converger
14-01-2010, 09:27 AM
zomg gtfo barf gtfoumf

arty2000
15-01-2010, 04:16 AM
will that be one lump or two

converger
15-01-2010, 11:07 AM
home sweet home .... devastated

arty2000
15-01-2010, 05:51 PM
when he saw his pee pee had...

aldrin
15-01-2010, 07:50 PM
disintigrated to moon dust....

enga
15-01-2010, 11:40 PM
and flown to Mars

arty2000
16-01-2010, 12:11 AM
where he spotted a beautiful

lakkimakki
16-01-2010, 09:22 AM
princess , the place to

aldrin
16-01-2010, 10:26 AM
upgrade all of your

lakkimakki
16-01-2010, 11:27 AM
sexual networks at once...

quetzalcoatl
16-01-2010, 01:56 PM
sexual networks at once...

To party with more...

3 not always a crowd...

When-ya got the right-ratio...

Chase-Dragon + Champagne on-ice...

Maybe powder their nose...

& a joint made for 3.

quetzalcoatl
16-01-2010, 01:57 PM
Other-wise lacky has no-chance...

When opening his gob...

Would surely put-em off...

Not realizing everyone wasn't...

As shallow as him...

he was counting on paranioa...

For a vizard of victory...

Which he can never grasp. ;)

quetzalcoatl
16-01-2010, 01:59 PM
Someone knew-to pay attention... ;)

Obsessions un-wittingly reveled...

he could not comprehend...

Every 5 minutes he'd ask...

Failing is never his fault...

Thought twas a conspiracy...

Yet paranoia it was... :p

quetzalcoatl
16-01-2010, 02:00 PM
Not language-barrier there...

Silly games he wants play...

In cowardice way poss...

Like-a child trapped in-adolescences...

Who thinks they're a-man...

Pointless statue he loves... :p

quetzalcoatl
16-01-2010, 02:02 PM
Cheating & lying his MO...

Regardless of external cost...

Petty frustrations boil over...

Throws his toys on the floor...

Only he cries over spilt milk...

Wishes others would too... :p

quetzalcoatl
16-01-2010, 02:03 PM
Wishes others would fail-more...

Strives to project on others...

Then he might be content...

But can't pull them down...

Yet they're already beyond-fear-control...

Fails, sad really, sad. :p

quetzalcoatl
16-01-2010, 02:04 PM
Not seeing the more...

Dis-belief @ getting-what he-gives...

Like a clueless hater...

In-balanced he has...

Just deluded & wrong... :p

quetzalcoatl
16-01-2010, 02:07 PM
Distance between his eyes...

Narrow perception he has...

Projects this constant on-others...

Like the blind leading the blind...

he wishes pain-like he-has...

Perception of an abuse-win... :p

lakkimakki
16-01-2010, 02:08 PM
see how wrong I....

quetzalcoatl
16-01-2010, 02:08 PM
This is all he knows...

I blame the parents...

Or the company he keeps...

That's just half of-it. :p

A-cunt would tell the-rest... ;)

quetzalcoatl
16-01-2010, 02:10 PM
Wishes I was like him...

Yet I'm making-it bout-me... ;)

Weed-em out like I do...

Coz he knows, I know...

he is indeed quite-crap... ;)

lakkimakki
16-01-2010, 02:15 PM
at trying to make...

quetzalcoatl
16-01-2010, 02:22 PM
Get my own??? No-way man! - I'd so rather have yours... :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

see how wrong I....

Wouldn't jump to conclusions... ;)

Oops! too-late for some. :p

Laughs & wishes had-life...

Means really not happy...

So long let play...

With fire he knew...

& still-surprise @ burn??? :p

lakkimakki
16-01-2010, 02:26 PM
Get my own??? No-way man! - I'd so rather have yours... :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:



Wouldn't jump to conclusions... ;)

Oops! too-late for some. :p

Laughs & wishes had-life...

Means really not happy...

So long let play...

With fire he knew...

& still-surprise @ burn??? :p

hamburgers on the grill...

quetzalcoatl
16-01-2010, 02:26 PM
at trying to make...

An older friend, mistake...

Thru whispers & heckles...

All the wrong ways...

Wish could wriggle out...

Yet busted he is... :p

lakkimakki
16-01-2010, 02:33 PM
An older friend, mistake...

Thru whispers & heckles...

All the wrong ways...

Wish could wriggle out...

Yet busted he is... :p

"unfamilar" with Tea-party's

quetzalcoatl
16-01-2010, 02:37 PM
"unfamilar" with Tea-party's

Which means 'tea'-parties... ;)

:D

lakkimakki
16-01-2010, 02:40 PM
in some e-gov language...

quetzalcoatl
16-01-2010, 02:51 PM
in some e-gov language...

Because someone once said...

Something quite funny indeed...

Yet offense he did-take...

Must've been the bait... :p

Like what's cracking yo?!?!? :p

Like a joke gone awry...

Even though its explained...

Paranoia is still triggered...

Based on his standards...

Yet tis deeper than-that...

Who'd do such a-thing?? :p

Bores me so much...

Obviously got message now...

Best be @ peace...

Or it'll happen again... :p

lakkimakki
16-01-2010, 03:20 PM
Because someone once said...

Something quite funny indeed...

Yet offense he did-take...

Must've been the bait... :p

Like what's cracking yo?!?!? :p

Like a joke gone awry...

Even though its explained...

Paranoia is still triggered...

Based on his standards...

Yet tis deeper than-that...

Who'd do such a-thing?? :p

Bores me so much...

Obviously got message now...

Best be @ peace...

Or it'll happen again... :p

Read the story and ...

quetzalcoatl
16-01-2010, 03:49 PM
Read the story and ...

Can't dig-out of hole... :p

"&" doesn't remove truth... ;)

"Story" doesn't imply fantasy... ;)

Only story-teller / lion-tamer is you...

Go be paranoid / overly-defensive...

With some-one else... ;)

You can giz-em 'dupes'...

& get them bugged...

Then lie about it... :p

I dun care bout dat tho'...

Just know what ya-like... ;)

lakkimakki
16-01-2010, 04:03 PM
dinosaurs and blue eyes....

aldrin
17-01-2010, 07:27 PM
armwrestlers arms, sumo's thighs...

lakkimakki
17-01-2010, 08:22 PM
to be happy i...

aldrin
17-01-2010, 08:31 PM
will live then die....

lakkimakki
17-01-2010, 08:40 PM
so never to comply..

aldrin
17-01-2010, 08:43 PM
'til waters run dry...

lakkimakki
17-01-2010, 08:45 PM
fall high from sky...

aldrin
17-01-2010, 08:49 PM
into a pig sty...