Which Horrible Affliction are you?

[dainis bophary]

You're lovely. We know you're lovely. You know you're lovely. But imagine you were a horrible, noxious affliction. Which one would you be?

http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/affliction/

I got Rabies.

:D

[truth finder]

Congratulations, you're syphilis!

hahahaha:D

[alzee]

Congratulations, you're rabies!

Transmitted by rabid animals, you're most commonly found infecting creatures such as raccoons, skunks, bats and foxes. But don't worry, you affect humans too, causing either paralysis or hyperactivity in your advanced stages, and ultimately death.

Your most famous symptom is hypersalviation - that delightful foaming at the mouth that we have come to know and indeed love. However, you can also cause hallucination; think of the fun you could have at parties!

If you wish, you can proudly tell the world that you kill dogs with the following fine graphic:

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[curtaincat]

rabies. what a horrible site :eek:

[mountain]

Congratulations, you're rickets! :D

Caused by insufficient phosphorous, vitamin D and/or sunlight, you cause those unlucky enough to suffer you to have swelling in the joints, and bending of the longer bones (such as those found in the legs) in growing children.

You're not very prevalent in affluent societies any more - but don't worry, there's always the third world!

If you wish, you can proudly tell the world that you give kids bendy legs with the following fine graphic:

[hollo]

http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/images/affliction/c.png
i should be so proud :)

[dainis bophary]

rabies. what a horrible site :eek:

:D

Most of the tests on that site are far worse, it's down hill from here.

Like "The Historical Lunatic Test"

[jojo]

rickets

[coco]

Mountain! Jojo! I'm rickets too!

Congratulations, you're rickets!

Caused by insufficient phosphorous, vitamin D and/or sunlight, you cause those unlucky enough to suffer you to have swelling in the joints, and bending of the longer bones (such as those found in the legs) in growing children.

You're not very prevalent in affluent societies any more - but don't worry, there's always the third world!

[arty2000]

Im rickets:eek:...hey thats cool:cool:

[coco]

It seems the people who are adverse to obliterating villages and doing horrible things to other people are in the rickets class. Not that rickets is good but it's the mindset of the test participants I'm talking about.

[jojo]

haha, were all the rickets society! :D

it was a very strange questionare to a very strange poll :D

[coco]

:D

Most of the tests on that site are far worse, it's down hill from here.

Like "The Historical Lunatic Test"

Which Historical Lunatic Are You?

http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/lunatics/

You are Charles VI of France, also known as Charles the Mad or Charles the Well-Beloved!

A fine, amiable and dreamy young man, skilled in horsemanship and archery, you were also from a long line of dribbling madmen. King at 12 and quickly married to your sweetheart, Bavarian Princess Isabeau, you enjoyed many happy months together before either of you could speak anything of the other's language. However, after illness you became a tad unstable. When a raving lunatic ran up to your entourage spouting an incoherent prophecy of doom, you were unsettled enough to slaughter four of your best men when a page dropped a lance. Your hair and nails fell out. At a royal masquerade, you and your courtiers dressed as wild men, ending in tragedy when four of them accidentally caught fire and burned to death. You were saved by the timely intervention of the Duchess of Berry's underskirts.

This brought on another bout of sickness, which surgeons countered by drilling holes in your skull. The following months saw you suffer an exorcism, beg your friends to kill you, go into hyperactive fits of gaiety, run through your rooms to the point of exhaustion, hide from imaginary assassins, claim your name was Georges, deny that you were King and fail to recognise your family. You smashed furniture and wet yourself at regular intervals. Passing briefly into erratic genius, you believed yourself to be made of glass and demanded iron rods in your attire to prevent you breaking.

In 1405 you stopped bathing, shaving or changing your clothes. This went on until several men were hired to blacken their faces, hide, jump out and shout "boo!", upon which you resumed basic hygiene. Despite this, your wife continued sleeping with you until 1407, when she hired a young beauty, Odette de Champdivers, to take her place. Isabeau then consoled herself, as it were, with your brother. Her lovers followed thick and fast while you became a pawn of your court, until you had her latest beau strangled and drowned.

A severe fever was fended off with oranges and pomegranates in vast quantities, but you succumbed again in 1422 and died. Your disease was most likely hereditary. Unfortunately, you had anywhere up to eleven children, who variously went on to develop capriciousness, great cruelty, insecurity, paranoia, revulsion towards food and, in one case, a phobia of bridges.

[coco]

Lol! I just took the 'President Name Generator' test. This is the answer I got:

President Name Generator

Dun dun duuuuun...

LOL! CHICKS CAN'T BE PRESIDENT!

[entrangermercenary]

You are Gaius Caesar Germanicus - better known as Caligula!

Third Emperor of Rome and ruler of one of the most powerful empires of all time, your common name means "little boots". Although you only reigned for four years, brief even by Roman standards, you still managed to garner a reputation as a cruel, extravagant and downright insane despot. Your father died in suspicious circumstances, you were not the intended heir, and one of your first acts as Emperor was to force the suicide of your father-in-law. Your sister Drusilla died that same year; faced with allegations that your relationship with her had been incestuous, you responded, bafflingly, by declaring her a god.

You revived a number of unpopular traditions, including auctions of properties left over from public shows. When a senator fell asleep at one such auction, you took each of his nods as bids, selling him 13 gladiators for a vast sum. You attempted to have your horse, Incitatus, made into a consul and hence one of the most powerful figures in Rome. It was granted a marble stable with jewels and a staff of servants. At one point you forced your comrade Macro to kill himself - in much the same vein as your father-in-law - accusing him of being his wife's pimp. You, of course, were having an affair with said wife at the time.

Things went from bad to worse. When supplies of condemned men ran short in the circus, you had innocent spectators dragged into the arena with the lions to fill their place. You claimed mastery of the sea by walking across a three-mile bridge of boats in the Bay of Naples; kissed the necks of your lovers, whispering sweet nothings like "This lovely neck will be chopped as soon as I say so,"; dallied with your sister's lover and made her pull her unborn child out of her womb prematurely. Towards the end of your reign, you had a golden statue of yourself made and dressed each day in the same clothes you yourself wore. When you eventually died, the terrified people of Rome refused to believe that such a cruel reign could ever end, and believed you to be alive for years afterwards.

:D Fucking chuffed to bits :D

[rixxmixxhell]

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[rixxmixxhell]

Lol! I just took the 'President Name Generator' test. This is the answer I got:

President Name Generator

Dun dun duuuuun...

LOL! CHICKS CAN'T BE PRESIDENT!

:D

your real japanese name generator!

i hope it's a good one...

吉川 Kikkawa (lucky river) 溌春 Hatsuharu (vigorous spring time)

[fairyelfdog]

I'm rabies apparently :D

[ex_anser_ovo]

I got rabies too.

[metacomet]

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[rhydra]

Rickets. It seems that rickets is prevalent in the David Icke forum!:D

[arty2000]

Rickets. It seems that rickets is prevalent in the David Icke forum!:D

thats because we are cool:cool::D

[uloodara]

Rickets :(

*takes more tests*